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GoCubsGo wrote:
Wow, just when I thought Mr. B couldn't be a bigger assholes...
Unreasonable optimism. It's always possible to be a bigger asshole.

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GoCubsGo wrote: "Wow, just when I thought Mr. B couldn't be a bigger assholes he proves me wrong."
I see you've pluralized "asshole" .... obviously meaning I joined the elite club that includes you and the other BRD libs?
You are correct though; I couldn't be a bigger asshole; there's others that hold that esteemed position ....

Thanks for the welcome aboard though; kinda gives you that warm, all over fuzzy feeling.

O Really wrote: "Unreasonable optimism. It's always possible to be a bigger asshole."
Possibly possible; but not likely; I don't see a promotion in my future what with all the seniority ahead of me.

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O Really wrote:
GoCubsGo wrote:
Wow, just when I thought Mr. B couldn't be a bigger assholes...
Unreasonable optimism. It's always possible to be a bigger asshole.

This. Though if it gets much bigger it's going to start creating it's own gravitational field.

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bannination wrote:
O Really wrote:
GoCubsGo wrote:
Wow, just when I thought Mr. B couldn't be a bigger assholes...
Unreasonable optimism. It's always possible to be a bigger asshole.

This. Though if it gets much bigger it's going to start creating it's own gravitational field.

It's already a black hole.
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GoCubsGo wrote: "It's already a black hole."
You're all wrong. That would be Homerfobe's hole you're obsessed with; as far as I know, he's the only Black dude here.

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bannination wrote: "Though if it gets much bigger it's going to start creating it's own gravitational field."
So you're saying you have to suck to be a lib asshole?

No thanks Go Cubs Go and O Really; I decline your invitations to be an asshole.

You and your Band of Brothers are holding down the fort pretty well; besides I'll never be in line for seniority.

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You folks on an asshole roll or something?

Honest questions here. Is this animosity between you forum members ever going to end? Or is this going to be something to be expected every time someone logs in? What can be done to end it? It's done been said that this petty name-calling and bickering back and forth is getting old; it's not unlike a bunch of immature children playing bully on the playground. Are any of you going to give it a rest, or is your silly pride standing in the way?
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You really don't think you'll get an honest answer do you? Everyone knows that Orally is Vrede tu-tu's butt buddy and tu-tu has expressly forbidden Orally to respond to any post by Mr.B because Mr.B busted tu-tu's ass. Such is life in the children's world. Who knows, one day they might grow up.

You watch now, tu-tu is going to post: butt buddy---obsessed. Providing he pretended he didn't read this.
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You just might be a redneck if you're so drunk you drink
from your piss jar and piss in your moonshine jar. :?

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Bungalow Bill wrote:You just might be a redneck if you're so drunk you drink
from your piss jar and piss in your moonshine jar. :?
Would they recognize the difference?

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Seth Milner wrote: "Honest questions here. Is this animosity...."
homerfobe wrote: "You really don't think you'll get an honest answer do you?"?
C'mon guys .... will you just let this thing die? I'm trying to, but you're no help when you keep bringing it up. What's done is done, and I'm the one who's gotta deal with it, not you.

Homerfobe, you said "Such is life in the children's world" .... what you keep instigating is no better. Give it up, y'all. Thanks, OK?


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Seth Milner wrote:You folks on an asshole roll or something?

Honest questions here. Is this animosity between you forum members ever going to end? Or is this going to be something to be expected every time someone logs in? What can be done to end it? It's done been said that this petty name-calling and bickering back and forth is getting old; it's not unlike a bunch of immature children playing bully on the playground. Are any of you going to give it a rest, or is your silly pride standing in the way?
It's all in jest. Mr. B and Vrede Too are actually the best of pals. Just the other day I saw them strolling along the sidewalk eating ice cream together singing Carpenters songs.
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JTA wrote:"Just the other day I saw them strolling along the sidewalk eating ice cream together singing Carpenters songs."
Was it this 'un ... ?


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O Really wrote: Would they recognize the difference?
I suppose it all matters on the individual and the ratio of
piss to moonshine. Don't worry though, a redneck will
survive. :roll:

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Bungalow Bill wrote:You just might be a redneck if you're so drunk you drink
from your piss jar and piss in your moonshine jar. :?
What exactly is a piss jar? :roll: Are you telling us you piss in a jar the looks like your moonshine jar? :wtf:
Never seen someone piss in a jar.

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Colonel Taylor wrote:
Bungalow Bill wrote:You just might be a redneck if you're so drunk you drink
from your piss jar and piss in your moonshine jar. :?
What exactly is a piss jar? :roll: Are you telling us you piss in a jar the looks like your moonshine jar? :wtf:
Never seen someone piss in a jar.
You know how sometimes when you wake up late at night and you don't feel like walking 5 feet to the bathroom to take a leak? Well that's where a piss jar comes in. It's a jar you keep by your bed side. When you wake up at 2AM and don't wanna get up, you whip out the ol' willy and bust out the piss jar and do your thing.
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JTA wrote:
Colonel Taylor wrote:
Bungalow Bill wrote:"You just might be a redneck if you're so drunk you drink from your piss jar and piss in your moonshine jar." :?
"What exactly is a piss jar? Are you telling us you piss in a jar the looks like your moonshine jar? Never seen someone piss in a jar."
"You know how sometimes when you wake up late at night and you don't feel like walking 5 feet to the bathroom to take a leak? Well that's where a piss jar comes in. It's a jar you keep by your bed side. When you wake up at 2AM and don't wanna get up, you whip out the ol' willy and bust out the piss jar and do your thing."
I've never heard of using a jar either .... -0-?

When I was little, we did have a covered pot that we used; (we had outdoor facilities) often referred to as a chamber pot or "thunder-mug".

Chamber pot:

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Thunder mug:

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Don't even go there asking about emptying it.....

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Mr.B wrote:
JTA wrote:
Colonel Taylor wrote:
Bungalow Bill wrote:"You just might be a redneck if you're so drunk you drink from your piss jar and piss in your moonshine jar." :?
"What exactly is a piss jar? Are you telling us you piss in a jar the looks like your moonshine jar? Never seen someone piss in a jar."
"You know how sometimes when you wake up late at night and you don't feel like walking 5 feet to the bathroom to take a leak? Well that's where a piss jar comes in. It's a jar you keep by your bed side. When you wake up at 2AM and don't wanna get up, you whip out the ol' willy and bust out the piss jar and do your thing."
I've never heard of using a jar either .... -0-?

When I was little, we did have a covered pot that we used; (we had outdoor facilities) often referred to as a chamber pot or "thunder-mug".

Chamber pot:

Image

Thunder mug:

Image

Don't even go there asking about emptying it.....
Did you rinse them out real good though before using them to cook soup?
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.

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JTA wrote: "Did you rinse them out real good though before using them to cook soup?"
Don't even go there asking about .....

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I've used a jar in lieu of braving an outhouse in the middle of a subzero night. Bowls splash, and the jar's lid eliminates odor and accidental spills.
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