Does dr. ben deserve his only thread (think Joseph and the Pyramids)

[billy.pilgrim]

But Cruz is a Canadian

[rstrong]

But Cruz is a Canadian

Canadian-born, but he recently gave up his Canadian citizenship. He's a Canadian only under America's FACTA banking laws.

It's a tad questionable whether he meets the "natural born citizen" requirement for the presidency, but if not, he'd probably get the same exemption as McCain.

[billy.pilgrim]

McCain is skeptable about the cruzer

back to the creative thinker who believes grain was stored in a rock

Just what did Ben do when he moved away from America?

[Vrede too]

... Just what did Ben do when he moved away from America planet Earth?

[billy.pilgrim]

... Just what did Ben do when he moved away from America planet Earth?

I bet he was radicalized while living in the southern hemisphere

[Boatrocker]

There was never a chance in hell that the GOP would nominate a black, even a sane an honest one. You never had a shot, either, Carly.

Do the kids still say, "Duh!"?

[Boatrocker]

There was never a chance in hell that the GOP would nominate a black, even a sane an honest one. You never had a shot, either, Carly.

In Carson's defence: Years ago I had a win in the Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest. Where the goal is to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels. That is, deliberately bad.

But bad writing isn't enough to win. Your entry needs to be truly demented.

This is what candidates face with today's Tea Party / Fox News dominated Republican Party. The standard demagoguery, dishonesty and misogyny only works for so long. For continued broad support it needs to be truly demented, and this is hard to maintain.

Carson is good at it, but Trump is great at it. And Cruz is more experienced.

[billy.pilgrim]

More from deep inside the mind of an original thinker

I could of been Speaker of the House, but I directed them to the man behind the counter who has proof that you can store grain inside rocks. I don't think anyone called the police because they saw jesus with his right hand on my shoulder



They were looking for an alternative, they were looking for someone strong and courageous who might really be able to add some spine and some backbone,” Carson said. “I was very flattered

[billy.pilgrim]

what an asshole


Ben Carson gave a speech at the Isaac Newton Christian School in Cedar Rapids, Iowa this morning and ended up viciously embarrassing at least one poor student.


after kids pointed at him in response to asshole's question

[Wneglia]

what an asshole


Ben Carson gave a speech at the Isaac Newton Christian School in Cedar Rapids, Iowa this morning and ended up viciously embarrassing at least one poor student.


after kids pointed at him in response to asshole's question

That poor student would vote for Carson, if he were allowed.
(perhaps proving he is the worst in his class)

[billy.pilgrim]

what an asshole


Ben Carson gave a speech at the Isaac Newton Christian School in Cedar Rapids, Iowa this morning and ended up viciously embarrassing at least one poor student.


after kids pointed at him in response to asshole's question

That poor student would vote for Carson, if he were allowed.
(perhaps proving he is the worst in his class)

You are probably right

[Vrede too]

what an asshole ...

True, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

... His mother, Robin Blackford, who was not present but learned about it through a teacher, said it was unfortunate but seemed mostly harmless.

... Carson said he expected a different outcome when he shouted out to the fifth-graders.

"I figured people would be pointing around to all different people who they didn't like,” he told the Register.

It was an atypical addendum to a regular anecdote in his speeches about being labeled “the dumbest person in the world” in grade school. Carson then goes on to describe how he dedicated himself to reading, became a peer mentor in his teens and eventually a highly regarded neurosurgeon.

... A Carson volunteer immediately found the student in the audience to give him a pat on the back and a copy of Carson's book, "You Have a Brain."

Campaign staff also arranged a quick personal meeting for Seth with Carson backstage before leaving Cedar Rapids.

"You're going to be a neurosurgeon, OK?" Carson told Seth.

Seth's teacher and others in the crowd who knew him said he's not the worst student in his class, but actually is well liked and "a class jokester."

His mother said she assumes that's why he was classmates pointed at him....

[rstrong]

Seth's teacher and others in the crowd who knew him said he's not the worst student in his class, but actually is well liked and "a class jokester."

His mother said she assumes that's why he was classmates pointed at him....

I sense a punster.

[billy.pilgrim]

In an interview with Fox News host Chris Wallace, Carson suggested that there might not be an election in 2016, because of widespread anarchy. He repeated this claim to radio host Alan Colmes.


I hate widespread anarchy

[Vrede too]

Sometimes, localized anarchy is cool.

[rstrong]

Running with scissors! Take THAT, society!

[billy.pilgrim]

http://www.satiratribune.com/2015/12/23 ... -i-was-12/


Now it is starting to make sense

[rstrong]

http://www.satiratribune.com/2015/12/23 ... -i-was-12/

Satiratribune.com

[billy.pilgrim]

http://www.satiratribune.com/2015/12/23 ... -i-was-12/

Satiratribune.com

I know, but it makes more sense than the idiot claiming that joseph stored grain inside a rock.
Fun site, I have never seen it before.


back off Canadian, trump is coming


http://www.satiratribune.com/2015/10/19 ... 1st-state/

[rstrong]

back off Canadian, trump is coming

Nonsense. We have a spy in the Trump camp via Agent Palin, and Agent Cruz may take the primaries.