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NC Law: Teens who take nude selfie photos face adult sex charges

After a 16-year-old Fayetteville girl made a sexually explicit nude photo of herself for her boyfriend last fall, the Cumberland County Sheriff's Office concluded that she committed two felony sex crimes against herself and arrested her in February.

The girl was listed on a warrant as both the adult perpetrator and the minor victim of two counts of sexual exploitation of minor - second-degree exploitation for making her photo and third-degree exploitation for having her photo in her possession....

With the growing popularity of sexting among teens, two researchers said the courts would fill with defendants like this girl if the Sheriff's Office were to arrest all the teens who make nude photos to share with their love interests.

Were such a standard to apply nationwide, "you're talking about millions of kids being charged with child pornography," said psychologist Jeff Temple of the University of Texas Medical Branch.

Temple said his research has found that 28 percent of teens use their cellphones to send naked photos of themselves to other teens....

The Fayetteville girl, Brianna Denson, was sexting with her boyfriend, Cormega Zyon Copening, the Sheriff's Office said. The agency hit Copening with five sexual exploitation of a minor charges - four for making and possessing two sexually explicit pictures of himself and the last for possessing a copy of the picture that Denson made for him.

Copening, who was 16 at the time and is now 17, also faces possible prison time and the requirement to register as a sex offender if convicted. The charges have already forced him off the football team at Jack Britt High School. He had been the quarterback.

"That's crazy. That seems like overkill," ...

Although the pictures are illegal, sexual intercourse between 16-year-old teens is not. The age of consent for sexual activity in North Carolina is 16, and it dips younger than that for teens who are less than four years apart in age....

She shouldn't have been charged in the first place, researchers Temple and Drouin said.

"It seems to me that you might be among the strictest of the laws that I've heard of" in the country, Droiun said.

Copening's case is still pending....
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Worth noting - With one of the largest United States Army installations in the world, Fayetteville is certainly a center for perfectly legal digital depictions of violence and the threat of violence, some of which at the moment appear alongside the article under the heading "PHOTOS: MILITARY & FORT BRAGG". :crazy:
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Vrede too wrote:
NC Law: Teens who take nude selfie photos face adult sex charges

After a 16-year-old Fayetteville girl made a sexually explicit nude photo of herself for her boyfriend last fall, the Cumberland County Sheriff's Office concluded that she committed two felony sex crimes against herself and arrested her in February.

The girl was listed on a warrant as both the adult perpetrator and the minor victim of two counts of sexual exploitation of minor - second-degree exploitation for making her photo and third-degree exploitation for having her photo in her possession....

With the growing popularity of sexting among teens, two researchers said the courts would fill with defendants like this girl if the Sheriff's Office were to arrest all the teens who make nude photos to share with their love interests.

Were such a standard to apply nationwide, "you're talking about millions of kids being charged with child pornography," said psychologist Jeff Temple of the University of Texas Medical Branch.

Temple said his research has found that 28 percent of teens use their cellphones to send naked photos of themselves to other teens....

The Fayetteville girl, Brianna Denson, was sexting with her boyfriend, Cormega Zyon Copening, the Sheriff's Office said. The agency hit Copening with five sexual exploitation of a minor charges - four for making and possessing two sexually explicit pictures of himself and the last for possessing a copy of the picture that Denson made for him.

Copening, who was 16 at the time and is now 17, also faces possible prison time and the requirement to register as a sex offender if convicted. The charges have already forced him off the football team at Jack Britt High School. He had been the quarterback.

"That's crazy. That seems like overkill," ...

Although the pictures are illegal, sexual intercourse between 16-year-old teens is not. The age of consent for sexual activity in North Carolina is 16, and it dips younger than that for teens who are less than four years apart in age....

She shouldn't have been charged in the first place, researchers Temple and Drouin said.

"It seems to me that you might be among the strictest of the laws that I've heard of" in the country, Droiun said.

Copening's case is still pending....
:-0?>

Worth noting - With one of the largest United States Army installations in the world, Fayetteville is certainly a center for perfectly legal digital depictions of violence and the threat of violence, some of which at the moment appear alongside the article under the heading "PHOTOS: MILITARY & FORT BRAGG". :crazy:
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I'm more concerned that 72% of our children are pedophobes.
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I didn't get much out of that story, other than the man's death. Are they supposed to gorge themselves on doughnuts and run a race, or vice versa? At any rate, I can see a race with KK as sponsor; other than that that, it doesn't make sense. As the thread title says "You can't make this stuff up".
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It's a fund-raising event sorta like the beer mile, except with doughnuts.
http://www.krispykremechallenge.com/faq/
Eat a dozen doughnuts, run 5 miles in under an hour.

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O Really wrote:It's a fund-raising event sorta like the beer mile, except with doughnuts.
http://www.krispykremechallenge.com/faq/
Eat a dozen doughnuts, run 5 miles in under an hour.
Thanks. I was too lazy to look it up myself. :D
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backpfeifengesicht




Of course there is a German word for ‘a face that needs a punch’
Say it with me now: backpfeifengesicht. It means “a face in need of a fist.”


We Asked Scientists: Just How Punchable Is Martin Shkreli’s Face?




http://thinkprogress.org/culture/2016/0 ... -face-in-a...
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Police: Suspect in 4 heists needed money for kitty litter
(Associated Press)

PITTSBURGH - - Friday, February 12, 2016
Authorities say a Pittsburgh woman jailed in four recent store robberies told police she needed money for dog food and kitty litter.
Police say 28-year-old Melissa Santoro netted less than $300 in the heists.
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Saw this wisdom on Reddit:
Smoking one pack of cigarettes a day decreases chances of dying of old age.

Truth.
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Can't make this (stuff) up . . . but bugs can.

Macro Photographs of Nature’s Tiniest Architects by Nicky Bay

Scroll down for other amazing crawlyology photo series links.
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JTA wrote:Saw this wisdom on Reddit:
Smoking one pack of cigarettes a day decreases chances of dying of old age.
Truth.
I how much government grant money they received to study those earth-shattering facts?
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Vrede too wrote:Can't make this (stuff) up . . . but bugs can.

Macro Photographs of Nature’s Tiniest Architects by Nicky Bay

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That was an interesting article. See what good you can do when you get your mind off all the hateful :bs: in this forum? :thumbup:
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Seth Milner wrote:
JTA wrote:Saw this wisdom on Reddit:
Smoking one pack of cigarettes a day decreases chances of dying of old age.
Truth.
I how much government grant money they received to study those earth-shattering facts?
JTA - That was interesting and silly, but See what good it did when seth dropped his partisan mind in the gutter to make it political. He should get his mind off all the hateful :bs: in this forum? :thumbup:
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The Berenst(E)ain Bears Conspiracy Theory That Has Convinced the Internet There Are Parallel Universes
http://www.vice.com/read/the-berensteai ... -universes

The Bears are communicating these newfound realities to us through their name. Take a cold hard look at the wording above. Does something look wrong to you? Do you remember it being Berenstein with an E, not Berenstain with an A?

If you do, you're not alone. There are many who remember it this way. In fact, there are so many Berenstein believers that people in the know will cite that as proof that this is a glitch in the matrix. I've dubbed these individuals Berensteinites. I talked to quite a few people I know, and most of them remember the bears surname being spelled with an E.

...

Several theorists in particular think that the Berenst(E)ain Bear conspiracy is proof of the Mandela Effect.

The Mandela Effect is the brainchild of Fiona Broome, and it pulls its name from when a large group of people all had vivid memories of Nelson Mandela dying in prison. A thing that in this timeline, as they say, never happened. The theory reasons that if there is a large population of people who all share a similar false memory then the phenomenon is "related to alternate history and parallel realities."

...

The first time someone noticed the bears attempt to warn us was back in 2009 on a dreadlock-dedicated forum. A user by the name of Burke posted in Dreadlock Truth asking why the pronunciation of his favorite childhood books has changed.

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"At some point between the years 1986 and 2011, someone traveled back in time and inadvertently altered the timeline of human history so that the Berenstein Bears somehow became the Berenstain Bears," he wrote. "This is why everyone remembers the name incorrectly; it was Berenstein when we were kids, but at some point when we weren't paying attention, someone went back in time and rippled our life experience ever so slightly."

...

In it, the blog's author makes a "modest proposal," one that implies that all of us are "living in our own parallel universe." He propagates that there are at least two universes; the "stEien" universe and the "stAin" universe.

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:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

This reminds me of John Titor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
John Titor is the name used on several bulletin boards during 2000 and 2001 by a poster claiming to be a time traveler from 2036.
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I'm a time traveller from the 1960s. Currently I can only go forward in time.

Proof: Ronald Reagan wins the Presidency in 1980.

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rstrong wrote:I'm a time traveller from the 1960s. Currently I can only go forward in time.

Proof: Ronald Reagan wins the Presidency in 1980.
Do you time travel in real-time rather than fast-forwarded time?
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JTA wrote:
rstrong wrote:I'm a time traveller from the 1960s. Currently I can only go forward in time.

Proof: Ronald Reagan wins the Presidency in 1980.
Do you time travel in real-time rather than fast-forwarded time?
Real-time. Otherwise my browser seems REALLY slow.

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JTA wrote:
rstrong wrote:I'm a time traveller from the 1960s. Currently I can only go forward in time.

Proof: Ronald Reagan wins the Presidency in 1980.
Do you time travel in real-time rather than fast-forwarded time?

I am not a rabbit expert, but he appears to be twitching his nose in real time. It's possible he's stuck in some kind of time loop however.

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bannination wrote:
JTA wrote:
rstrong wrote:I'm a time traveller from the 1960s. Currently I can only go forward in time.

Proof: Ronald Reagan wins the Presidency in 1980.
Do you time travel in real-time rather than fast-forwarded time?

I am not a rabbit expert, but he appears to be twitching his nose in real time. It's possible he's stuck in some kind of time loop however.
If you smoke lots of J and eat lots of J and listen to music, you get stuck in a time warp as it feels as if time repeats itself on a loop.

Not that I know from personal experience or anything. It's been told to me by the wiseman that lives in my cupboard.
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