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Re: Can't make this (stuff) up

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If anyone know "No guts" . . .
Don't know or care whether it was remarked upon, but opps - If anyone *knows* "No guts" . . .
Liar. You saw it.

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Mr.B wrote:
Vrede too wrote:"If anyone know "No guts" . . ."
Yeah ... we know all about that "No guts" thingy don't we.
IF EITHER ONE OF YOU POST YOUR REAL NAMES OR ANYTHING YOU WILL BE BANNED.

It'd also be great if you kept the hissy fits in one thread.

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I don't know Mr.B's real name and have declined several opportunities to learn it. The gutless moron is not consequential enough to bother.
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bannination wrote:
Mr.B wrote:
Vrede too wrote:"If anyone know "No guts" . . ."
Yeah ... we know all about that "No guts" thingy don't we.
IF EITHER ONE OF YOU POST YOUR REAL NAMES OR ANYTHING YOU WILL BE BANNED.
It'd also be great if you kept the hissy fits in one thread.
Mama! help ! I'm being threatened!

If Vrede persists in his subtle remarks, I don't have to post anything here ... I've got a boo-coodle of email addresses. That's not a threat, it's a promise.
As far as my privilege to post here; I really don't care. I couldn't post at any time anyway without being attacked. I'm only here to retaliate.
Vrede too wrote:"I don't know Mr.B's real name and have declined several opportunities to learn it. The gutless moron is not consequential enough to bother."
You're a bald-faced liar. You've even met me in person.

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Retaliate bs
You are here to be a shithead
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Mr.B wrote:... If Vrede persists in his subtle remarks,

:lol: I'm not sure that I've ever been accused of being "subtle". Do you know what the word means?

I don't have to post anything here ... I've got a boo-coodle of email addresses. That's not a threat, it's a promise.

If it leads to criminal activity, you are liable. That's not a threat, it's the law. Your theoretical wife is gonna love it when the search warrant is executed. Thanks for admitting that you're too much of a pansy to fight your own battles, though!

As far as my privilege to post here; I really don't care.

You're a bald-faced liar. You returned after your foot-stomping hissy fit departure, and may not have ever really left if you lurked or are Seth Milner and/or homerfobe.

I couldn't post at any time anyway

You're a bald-faced liar and a crybaby. Many posts weren't responded to at all and your non-hateful ones got treated with respect.

without being attacked.

Bigots get attacked, grow up and deal with it.

I'm only here to retaliate.

Fail, you've always been a joke, and a largely unread one to me, but thanks for admitting how desperate and childish your motivation was.
Vrede too wrote:I don't know Mr.B's real name and have declined several opportunities to learn it. The gutless moron is not consequential enough to bother.
You're a bald-faced liar. You've even met me in person.

Nope, not everyone is as inherently dishonest as you. You told me where you worked and what you did at the time, which I used to play an amiable practical joke, but not your full name. I could easily learn it, but I don't get as butthurt and emasculated as you do. I haven't and won't bother unless it's to provide your name to the police.
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Karma bites! :clap: :clap: :clap:
"Man who made his living killing African wildlife gets eaten by African wildlife"
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/man-made-liv ... 29146.html

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O Really wrote:Karma bites! :clap: :clap: :clap:
"Man who made his living killing African wildlife gets eaten by African wildlife"
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/man-made-liv ... 29146.html
Ahhh the circle of life....

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Same topic, different article:
The Lesson We Seriously Need to Learn From Trophy Hunter Who Got Eaten By Crocodiles

... You’d think that we’d take some sort of celebratory stance in the face of a hunter facing karma, but we’re not going to go there....
I will.

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Remember This? Trophy Hunter Trampled to Death By Elephant He Was Trying to Hunt

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... For a story like this, one would probably assume that we would take some sort of almost celebratory stance in the face of a hunter finding himself the hunted, but we’re kinda not gonna go there....
I will.
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Man dies after riding Disney World's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

Shame, but "Died on Big Thunder Mountain" is a cool epitaph.
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Vrede too wrote: I will.

....
I will.
Yeah, me too. Absolutely dance on the remains. One can make some argument for shooting deer for food, but there is no excuse whatsoever for sport hunting. Hopefully the other animals got to watch the show and applauded as he went down.

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I'll bet that their remains - stuffed, mounted, skinned, teeth, whatever - would fetch a pretty penny for PETA.
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billy.pilgrim wrote:Retaliate bs
You are here to be a shithead
You do a pretty good job at that yourself. Did you give lessons?
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Damn. I didn't know this shit was here ... thanks for the pm.

Vrede too wrote:[/color]
Mr.B wrote:[/color]
I don't have to post anything here ... I've got a boo-coodle of email addresses. That's not a threat, it's a promise.
If it leads to criminal activity, you are liable. That's not a threat, it's the law. Your theoretical wife is gonna love it when the search warrant is executed. Thanks for admitting that you're too much of a pansy to fight your own battles, though!
This is why I say tu-tu man saved all his posts and pm's that dealt with "stalking". Also why he asked Banni to not delete the posts.
Thanks for admitting that you're too much of a coward to acknowledge your mouth got your ass in a sling and you need the cops to fight your battle, if a theoretical ass-kicker ever did show up.


As far as my privilege to post here; I really don't care.
You're a bald-faced liar. You returned after your foot-stomping hissy fit departure, and may not have ever really left if you lurked

B had a good teacher. Look who else had a foot-stomping hissy fit departure and never really left because he was lurking around. What did I say about your drama queen horseshit not allowing someone to get the best of you? It didn't take you long at all to haul your sniveling ass back, did it?

or are Seth Milner and/or homerfobe.
Dumbass. Get your magic wand out of your ass and figure it out.

Many posts weren't responded to at all and your non-hateful ones got treated with respect.
Bald faced liar. You never treated anyone that opposed your views or opinions with respect; that includes your kind. BTW, where's rstrong? It seems you let him know who was top dog here.

Bigots get attacked, grow up and deal with it.
Are we having fun yet? Have you come out from under your rock?

I don't get as butthurt and emasculated as you do.
Oh no! Not at all! You just claim you don't read posts of those who get under your skin. Your like a fucking snake, come slithering out, bite, and haul ass back to the safety of your hole in the ground,

I haven't and won't bother unless it's to provide your name to the police.
Big wussy coward ain't such a big man now is he, knowing someone out there knows who he is.
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Another bad headline:

Formal prom wear lost in W.Va. cargo plane crash

2 died, as the writer (usually a different person from the headline writer) says from the get-go: "The cargo plane crash that killed two people ..."

Comments (from a reprint elsewhere):
I have a question. So since these dresses were "killed" in the crash, what do you dress a dress in for burial? :)
My condolences to the prom wear families who lost their dear Dresses and Tuxedo loved ones.
And in associated news, it was announced that the pilots in the aircraft were killed.
'...after making a hard landing with one of the wings?' Who writes this stuff?
Not to worry moms, your daughters weren't going to be in that dress long anyway.
NOOOO! NOT THE DRESSES!
...eh those two people that died don't matter, but THE DRESSES! NOOOOOOOO!

...welcome to Earth circa 2017
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bannination wrote:
O Really wrote:Karma bites! :clap: :clap: :clap:
"Man who made his living killing African wildlife gets eaten by African wildlife"
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/man-made-liv ... 29146.html
Ahhh the circle of life....
Elephant Kills Big Game Hunter Theunis Botha In Africa

... Another elephant then charged from the side and lifted Botha with its trunk. When one of the other hunters shot the creature, it collapsed and fell on Botha as it died, killing him....
Sounds to me like the other hunter killed Botha, which I'm okay with.
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"... it collapsed and fell on Botha as it died, killing him." :clap: :clap:

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recode: Republicans want to leave you more voicemail — without ever ringing your cellphone
The GOP’s leading campaign and fundraising arm, the Republican National Committee, has quietly thrown its support behind a proposal at the Federal Communications Commission that would pave the way for marketers to auto-dial consumers’ cellphones and leave them prerecorded voicemail messages — all without ever causing their devices to ring.

Under current federal law, telemarketers and others, like political groups, aren’t allowed to launch robocall campaigns targeting cellphones unless they first obtain a consumer’s written consent.
[...]
...robocalls are partly responsible for consumers’ decision to drop their landline phones...
[...]
In a comment filed with the FCC on Friday, the RNC said it felt the telecom agency should clear the way for organizations — including, apparently, itself — to auto-dial directly to voicemail inboxes with prerecorded pitches. Failing to permit the practice, the RNC warned, could threaten the First Amendment rights of political groups.
Political groups are people too.

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We need a consumer-oriented version of Anonymous to strike back at robo-callers and telemarketers.
Always be yourself! Unless you can be a goat, then always be a goat.
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Vrede too wrote:We need a consumer-oriented version of Anonymous to strike back at robo-callers and telemarketers.
:clap:
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