Can't make this (stuff) up

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I want to do some Andy Warhols and maybe some Rembrandts as well. I'll mention all you forum folks and we can all be famous by default.

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Ombudsman wrote:"Really? Where can I sign up for that? Sounds like a good gig."
Why did I know you'd be the first seeking a job application.......?

I wouldn't know where to tell you that you could sign up......but it appears you've already done so.....long ago. :|

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Mr.B wrote:
Ombudsman wrote:"Really? Where can I sign up for that? Sounds like a good gig."
Why did I know you'd be the first seeking a job application.......?

I wouldn't know where to tell you that you could sign up......but it appears you've already done so.....long ago. :|
Nope. So far it's been all pro bono. Oh well, you sounded like you had a good lead. Should have known better.
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I will continue to do it pro bono. I consider it a civic responsibility.
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Vrede wrote:Why was the shark on life support and what was the German doing so close to it?
The shark is a predator. The life support equipment allows it to operate inland where the German never expected it.

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Vrede wrote:German visitor bitten by shark on life support "Why was the shark on life support and what was the German doing so close to it?"
"A 16-year-old surfer suffered injuries on both legs after a shark bit him southeast of Hilo."
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What part of the body is Hilo? How did they know which direction he was facing when he was bit?

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Not sure, but I'd be extra careful around those door handles. :shock:

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I read in the Asheville Citizen-Times today that Obama has appointed our very own Mark Meadows to be the US ambassador to the UN. After about five minutes of totally out of control rolling in the floor laughing (my stomach hurts from it) I suddenly realized that this appointment signals the death knell for the Agenda 21 / UN world control business, as dear Mark has long voiced his disapproval of Agenda 21 and the UN in general. I did not make this up.

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Opps! I got it wrong.....thought he'd actually been appointed UN ambassador. I do concur that the less time he spends here, the better.

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Well, thanks for the compliment. I myself could hardly believe what I thought had happened; I imagined (while rolling in the floor laughing) that the senior White House staff, along with the president, were doing the same. The whole concept of this is sort of like being on an LSD trip except without the LSD.

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I've seen worse.

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Ah, that ain't news....but is worthy of honorable mention, I suppose.

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Leo Lying said:

"A licensed abortionist's job is to kill babies, right? Why would an abortionist attempt to deliver a live baby, and what circumstances would determine any legal charges?"

An abortionist would try to deliver a live baby in order to comply with retarded laws invented by contards who don't respect commercial contracts between parties. Many of yous turds want to make laws requiring that abortionists "save the baby," even though that self same abortionist already to a hit on the little tit sucker.
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Dammit. I was just starting to hate him.
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Was the Oct 7 quake off SC the missing nuke planned for Charleston?

Here's what the conspiracy tards are having for breakfast.
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Colonel Kurtz would like to have several companies of men like that. They'd all sit around watching their snails slithering across the blade of a straight razor and then go out and have some fun.

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The horror . . . The horror . . . .
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If you thought that was funny, you didn't read the article, did you?

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Mr.B wrote:
If you thought that was funny, you didn't read the article, did you?
An only vaguely reasonable explanation was given for fire alarms in what is, when all is said and done, still a structure made of ice.

If you didn't think that was funny, you didn't comprehend the article, did you?

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