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Re: The Religion Thread

Unread post by GoCubsGo » Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:33 pm

David Crosby?
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Unread post by Vrede too » Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:37 pm

Vrede too wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:41 am
Couple Says Jesus Appeared in Their Baby's Sonogram

Looks like a rock keyboardist with a mustache to me. I guess we all have different gods.
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David Crosby?
That's it! Though David Crosby isn't a keyboardist I knew it looks like some rocker.

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Unread post by rstrong » Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:43 pm

Vrede too wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:41 am
Looks like a rock keyboardist with a mustache to me.
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Yeah. They show up everywhere.

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Re: The Religion Thread

Unread post by GoCubsGo » Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:54 pm

Vrede too wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:37 pm
Vrede too wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:41 am
Couple Says Jesus Appeared in Their Baby's Sonogram

Looks like a rock keyboardist with a mustache to me. I guess we all have different gods.
GoCubsGo wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:33 pm
David Crosby?
That's it! Though David Crosby isn't a keyboardist I knew it looks like some rocker.

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Re: The Religion Thread

Unread post by Vrede too » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:08 pm

GoCubsGo wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:54 pm
Keep, your children well........
Such a cozy room ...
Our uterus is a very, very, very fine uterus ...
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Re: The Religion Thread

Unread post by O Really » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:47 pm

Hmmm, Franklin County PA, named Zeek... what are the chances they are or were Amish?

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Unread post by billy.pilgrim » Mon Aug 28, 2017 5:13 pm

Vrede too wrote:
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"gave birth to a healthy girl", after a difficult pregnancy that could have killed mom and fetus, though.

Is "two thumbs on one hand" a bad thing? ;)
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Unread post by bannination » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:41 pm

<sigh> reminds me of the Mr. B's of the world. There's no where near enough good people to offset, but that dude is definitely one of them.

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Unread post by Vrede too » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:19 pm

:lol: :thumbup:

It is written - In his (or her) image.
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Re: The Religion Thread

Unread post by Vrede too » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:36 pm

Christian 'Researcher' Claims The Rapture Starts On Saturday (article)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoNp8dkyYWU

Crap, I just wasted the weekend fixing and painting my deck when it turns out that The Rupture was imminent. I gotta get on better email lists.
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Unread post by rstrong » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:56 pm

So start with the Rapture, which Jesus said repeatedly would happen in the lifetime of the original Apostles.

Add "Our biblical math PROVES that the Rapture will happen on Tuesday!" Biblical math having provided similar proof for endless dates over the last two thousand years.

Add "Nibiru" wingnuttery. The still-invisible planet that was supposed to destroy earth in 2003. And 2012. And now 2017. And numerous dates in between.

Still, it's the best explanation so far for how Trump will Make America Great Again.

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Unread post by JTA » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:59 pm

rstrong wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:56 pm
So start with the Rapture, which Jesus said repeatedly would happen in the lifetime of the original Apostles.

Add "Our biblical math PROVES that the Rapture will happen on Tuesday!" Biblical math having provided similar proof for endless dates over the last two thousand years.

Add "Nibiru" wingnuttery. The still-invisible planet that was supposed to destroy earth in 2003. And 2012. And now 2017. And numerous dates in between.

Still, it's the best explanation so far for how Trump will Make America Great Again.

God I hope the rapture happens on Tuesday that way I don't have to go to work.

Prayers.
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Re: The Religion Thread

Unread post by rstrong » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:17 pm

JTA wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:59 pm
God I hope the rapture happens on Tuesday that way I don't have to go to work.
Keep in mind:

"And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins."
- Revelations 14, 3-4, KJV


So only 144,000 are to be saved. Not only are women not in on the thousand year reign of Jesus but those that were "defiled by women" are disqualified. If you are not male AND a virgin then you are not to be saved from the tribulations. You'll still need to show up for work on Tuesday.

And Kia owners already account for much of the 144,000.

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Unread post by Vrede too » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:26 pm

I hate it when women mess with my files.
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Unread post by JTA » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:32 pm

rstrong wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:17 pm
JTA wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:59 pm
God I hope the rapture happens on Tuesday that way I don't have to go to work.
Keep in mind:

"And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins."
- Revelations 14, 3-4, KJV


So only 144,000 are to be saved. Not only are women not in on the thousand year reign of Jesus but those that were "defiled by women" are disqualified. If you are not male AND a virgin then you are not to be saved from the tribulations. You'll still need to show up for work on Tuesday.

And Kia owners already account for much of the 144,000.

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A total sausage fest pfffft.
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Unread post by rstrong » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:36 pm

rstrong wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:17 pm
So only 144,000 are to be saved. Not only are women not in on the thousand year reign of Jesus but those that were "defiled by women" are disqualified.
Actually, it does sound like gays are at an advantage.

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Re: The Religion Thread

Unread post by Boatrocker » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:17 pm

rstrong wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:56 pm
So start with the Rapture, which Jesus said repeatedly would happen in the lifetime of the original Apostles.

Add "Our biblical math PROVES that the Rapture will happen on Tuesday!" Biblical math having provided similar proof for endless dates over the last two thousand years.

Add "Nibiru" wingnuttery. The still-invisible planet that was supposed to destroy earth in 2003. And 2012. And now 2017. And numerous dates in between.

Still, it's the best explanation so far for how Trump will Make America Great Again.
So, how many Great Disappointments will this make?
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Re: The Religion Thread

Unread post by Vrede too » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:24 pm

rstrong wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:36 pm
JTA wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:32 pm
A total sausage fest pfffft.
Actually, it does sound like gays are at an advantage.
Y'all just turned Mr.B/homerfobe/etc. into an atheist . . . or maybe you didn't, nttawwt.
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