Just for Fun

[JTA]

The non-commercial holiday's celebration, as depicted on Seinfeld, occurs on December 23 and includes a Festivus dinner, an unadorned aluminum Festivus pole, practices such as the "Airing of Grievances" and "Feats of Strength", and the labeling of easily explainable events as "Festivus miracles".

Other than the Festivus pole and "Feats of Strength", every day is Festivus at BRD.

Happy Festivus, JTA, you grievous bastard.

Happy festivus to you too my friend.

I made it back alive from the wastelands of NJ!

[homerfobe]

All you guys have a very merry Christmas, no matter what hat, if any, you choose to wear.

Thanks, I always practice safe sex. Kwanzaa is almost here, I am so excited.

We know Vrede tu tu's hat, don't we? How do you practice your safe sex, Vrede tu tu, wash your ass first with Clorox? gargle with Clorox? Bleach is the only thing found that will kill aids or any other fag-borne disease, but you can't inject it in the human body. Pity, it might would kill the desire for queer sex too. You and that guy Kwanzaa have your self a merry little new year. Practice safe sex too.

[bannination]

I want this guy on my side when the zombie apocalypse happens.

[Vrede too]

If there's power to recharge the drill during the zombie apocalypse.

Will the bolts work on vampires, too? I hate toting around a big arsenal.

[bannination]

If there's power to recharge the drill during the zombie apocalypse.

Will the bolts work on vampires, too? I hate toting around a big arsenal.

Gotcha covered, he also had compressed air 'slingshots" that were able to punch through car doors. :-)

[Vrede too]

Zombies can drive? Crap.

[homerfobe]

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Blue Ridge Debate. Proudly anti-Trump and home of the (gay-jacketed) goat. "Vrede tu-tu"

Vrede tu-tu's family tree!


They're feeding on their favorite aphrodisiac.

[JTA]

[Mr.B]

Vrede*tu-tu's family tree!

[JTA]

Are we the baddies?

[JTA]

[Vrede too]

:?:

[Mr.B]

NOTICE: This is "Just For Fun"

A farmer stopped by the local car repair shop to have his truck fixed.
The repair would take a while to complete, so the farmer headed home since he didn’t live too far.

On the way home, the farmer decided to run some errands. He stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.
Then, he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem –
how to carry all his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to Mockingbird Lane?”

The farmer replied, “Well, as a matter of fact, I pass that street going home. I would walk you there, but I can’t carry this lot.”
The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand,
put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”
“That’s a great idea! Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old lady home.

On the way he says “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”
The little old lady looked him over cautiously. Then she said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.
How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall and have your way with me?”
The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose;
how in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”

The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”

[Vrede too]

Umm should I be worried about this kid from my English class

[Mr.B]

[bannination]

Ted Cruz for Human President

[JTA]

:?:

It's a meme that's been going around that makes fun of stereotypes you find amongst people. This one is the "you got a cigarette bro" meme. Having been a teenager in the early aughts if you saw a white dude dressed like that riding a shitty BMX bike blasting Korn from his shitty walkman, the likelihood of him asking for a cigarette and calling you bro is high enough that you could bet your life on it and be certain you'll come out alive

[Vrede too]

No one appreciates it when you offer them a patch, instead.

[rstrong]

F.Y.I. don’t chest bump the elderly.

[Vrede too]

It ain't all that great for youth, either. I once dislocated 2 toes doing a running chest bump. After the college doctor relocated them I asked if it usually hurt . . . good thing I was drunk.