Mike Lindell, the increasingly off-the-rails MyPillow CEO and Donald Trump acolyte, announced Saturday that he’s filing a “class action lawsuit” against “all machines” to support his and Trump’s lie that the 2020 presidential election was rigged.
One Twitter user quipped that his washing machine and dryer have hired an attorney in response.
Lindell seemed perfectly serious when he made the announcement during a speech endorsing Arizona GOP gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake.
His lawyers have been working on the suit for five months, and will argue that “all machines” are “defective devices,” Lindell said.
“We’re going to get rid of these machines once and for all, for any election in history,” he added, to cheers from the audience....
Twitter critics had a laugh over Lindell’s latest stunt. One wondered if Lindell had located a “time machine” to eliminate all machines for “any election in history,” as he’d promised to do.
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My toaster is counter suing for libel.
I would like to announce my lawsuit against my microwave for its incessant beeping!
When computers malfunction, I whisper to them, "with a few screwdriver jabs I can turn you into a toaster." You bet they get right into line after that.
OK, but what do you whisper to the toaster when it malfunctions
Scrap metal…..
A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
-- Charlie Sykes on MSNBC
1312. ETTD.
Poor poor Pillow guy, it must be humiliating to be such a joke among the traitors that even the Committee investigating the TFG treason thinks you're irrelevant.
A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
-- Charlie Sykes on MSNBC
1312. ETTD.
Poor poor Pillow guy, it must be humiliating to be such a joke among the traitors that even the Committee investigating the TFG treason thinks you're irrelevant.
But wait, the book on his humiliation is getting another chapter.
Poor poor Pillow guy, it must be humiliating to be such a joke among the traitors that even the Committee investigating the TFG treason thinks you're irrelevant.
But wait, the book on his humiliation is getting another chapter.