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Vrede too wrote:
Tue Aug 15, 2023 9:42 am
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Did tubby and hawley live in their state when elected?
If so, the Constitution appears to allow them to move after they are elected.
If not, dems shouldn't have allowed them to play
It's not so clear whether Santa Rosa Beach, Florida resident Mr Tuberhead is still a legal AL Senator. Detailed discussion of Tommy's situation and residency requirements in general:

Tommy Tuberville reportedly doesn't live in Alabama − should he still be its senator?

The problem is that any replacement will likely be just as con and almost unavoidably smarter.
The Constitution says, "when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen"

So, all good to move to DC or Santa Rosa Beach ( which is populated mostly by Alabama and Georgia country club people like him).
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Aug 15, 2023 8:00 pm
The Constitution says, "when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen"

So, all good to move to DC or Santa Rosa Beach ( which is populated mostly by Alabama and Georgia country club people like him).
The article's author agrees with you.

Fine, Mr Tuberhead is a "legal", country club, carpetbagging, Santa Rosa Beach, misogynist scumbag.
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Tue Aug 15, 2023 8:15 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Aug 15, 2023 8:00 pm
The Constitution says, "when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen"

So, all good to move to DC or Santa Rosa Beach ( which is populated mostly by Alabama and Georgia country club people like him).
The article's author agrees with you.

Fine, Mr Tuberhead is a "legal", country club, carpetbagging, Santa Rosa Beach, misogynist scumbag, fucking united states Senator oh my !!!
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Fixed it for you again
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:04 am
Fixed it for you again
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Woman arrested for allegedly poisoning man's drink with insect killer

Veronica Cline was arrested and charged with poisoning food or drink early Friday morning.

The 29-year-old woman met the man at a bar and asked him to continue drinking with her at home, the man told deputies. After two drinks, he said he felt sick. Cline allegedly told him she added Raid spray into his last two drinks, deputies said.
:wtf:
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He threw up for about half an hour before he was able to call for help.
Florida Man didn't run? :headscratch:
Deputies responded to the house on Wheeler Street in DeLeon Springs around 4:30 a.m. Friday and met with the man, who became sick again while providing his statement. He was taken to a hospital for treatment.

Cline wasn't at the house when deputies arrived, but a K-9 unit was able to track her down behind a bush, according to bodycam footage shared by the sheriff's office.
Opps. Florida woman, you never disappoint.
She was taken into custody at the Volusia Branch Jail where she is being held without bond.
To be fair, she did tell him to leave the goddamn porch light alone.
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hehe
the dog tracked her down behind a bush,
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Other than instances like that Ohio yahoo, I do enjoy seeing them release the hounds. There was one where a guy was running away and the dog was released. Guy jumps up on a chain link fence and is trying to climb over. Dog takes a great leap from what looked like 10-15 feet away and chomped down on the guy's ass and hauled him down by the back of his jeans. It's interesting that a fleeing criminal is more afraid of the dog than the human with a gun.

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... It's interesting that a fleeing criminal is more afraid of the dog than the human with a gun.
Uneducated guess - Alleged felons (misdemeanors don't get chased, especially with dogs) are more likely to have grown up with guns and less likely to have grown up with dogs.
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Two women get in an argument at a bar. After carrying it outside to the parking lot, they begin fighting. For some unknown reason the boyfriend of one of the women sucker punches her adversary, knocking her unconscious. The man's girlfriend seizes this as an opportunity to beat the unconscious woman, but is one upped by the boyfriend who shoots the unconscious woman 7 times.

https://weartv.com/news/local/woman-kil ... bia-county
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Sat Aug 26, 2023 4:23 pm
Two women get in an argument at a bar. After carrying it outside to the parking lot, they begin fighting. For some unknown reason the boyfriend of one of the women sucker punches her adversary, knocking her unconscious. The man's girlfriend seizes this as an opportunity to beat the unconscious woman, but is one upped by the boyfriend who shoots the unconscious woman 7 times.

https://weartv.com/news/local/woman-kil ... bia-county
Holy crap. I'm also shocked that this would happen at a fine establishment with the name Mugs & Jugs.

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Edit: Touching, a little hopeful, a little sad.
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This is very strange:

Caught on camera: Tampa man injected opioid ‘chemical agent’ under family’s door, police say

Evict him and lock him up!
I hope there's no brain damage to the baby.
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https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-florida/ ... la-police/

Where else but my hometown - emphasis "in honor of National Cinema Day"

"PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) — In honor of National Cinema Day, AMC Theatres offered $4 movie tickets. Police believe that may have been what drew large crowds that caused disturbances and evacuations at two different AMC Theatres Sunday night.

According to the Pensacola Police Department, around 300 juveniles gathered and began fighting in the parking lot "
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Sat Jul 29, 2023 9:34 pm
Florida woman...

Ariana Grande is dating this guy? He must have unknown attributes.

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You asked. :P

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Sat Jul 29, 2023 9:34 pm
Florida woman...

Ariana Grande is dating this guy? He must have unknown attributes.

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You asked. :P

https://cdn-videos.lpsg.com/data/attachments/98929/98929041-aa669bb3a86791b8d8714b52af2e8297.jpg
What the fuck was that
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:54 pm
What the fuck was that
A fangirl challenging the notion that Ethan Slater is unworthy of Ariana Grande, not that I have an opinion one way or the other.
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Sunshine State

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"Let my peopie go"?
"RFK Jr 1488"
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2631546-14-words-1488
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/14-words-1488

:puke-left: x 1488
Yeah, I'd read about that a few weeks ago.

Whackadoodle confirmed.

But I think his 15 minutes are almost at an end.
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GoCubsGo wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2023 8:33 pm
Vrede too wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2023 6:53 pm
:puke-left:

"Let my peopie go"?
"RFK Jr 1488"
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2631546-14-words-1488
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/14-words-1488

:puke-left: x 1488
Yeah, I'd read about that a few weeks ago.

Whackadoodle confirmed.

But I think his 15 minutes are almost at an end.
Guess the Disney-protesting WS crowd read about it, too.

We can hope, but as they say RFK Jr is a heartbeat away from being the leading Dem candidate. :problem:
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We can hope, but as they say RFK Jr is a heartbeat away from being the leading Dem candidate. :problem:
Anyone else besides Jolting Joe running? :lol:
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