The Science Thread!

[Mr.B]

... I know of no "hateful churches" ....

Figures.

I don't think Westboro was what Boatrocker was talking about. I know of no "hateful churches" in our immediate area.

[Mr.B]

"Your subconscious obsession with all things homo (i.e., your latency) continues to rule you. In a thread of conversation that had nothing to do with gays."
Why else would you accuse ALL churches of "hate and exclusion and intolerance" if you didn't have in mind the one thing that you all blast Christianity over? We sure weren't discussing politics. There's no "latency" ruling me; it's you and your ilk that get yourselves in a stupefied uproar over anti "gay" comments being posted.

"No surprise, there. I bet you and homerphobe have never actually been seen together."
That remark makes about as much sense as your jealousy over me and Homerfobe "actually" being seen together.

[Mr.B]

"Is that a "queen's crown?" I thought it was a holy handgrenade. But what do I know."

Well, I get all my well-informed news, definitions, etc. from the Internet and these forum threads. Boaty's avatar could be either, dependent on whether he's in a regular closet or the water closet. But what do I know?

[Boatrocker]

Is that a "queen's crown?" I thought it was a holy handgrenade. But what do I know.

Mr. B. is an empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in his general direction.

[Vrede too]

That is a nasty thing to post . . . about hard working animal food trough wipers.

[Mr.B]

"Is that a "queen's crown?" I thought it was a holy handgrenade. But what do I know."

"Mr. B. is an empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in his general direction."

"That is a nasty thing to post . . . about hard working animal food trough wipers."

Gee Boat-queen, if no one cleaned your trough, since you're above doing it yourself, you'd have nothing to eat;
therefore you wouldn't belch, er fart.

[Boatrocker]

That is a nasty thing to post . . . about hard working animal food trough wipers.

His mother is also a hamster, and his father smells of elderberries.

[Vrede too]

Is that why his mother was attracted to his father?

[O Really]

Let's turn him into a newt! And see if his duck floats! And taunt him again.

[Mr.B]

"That is a nasty thing to post . . . about hard working animal food trough wipers."

"His mother is also a hamster, and his father smells of elderberries."

"Is that why his mother was attracted to his father?"

"Let's turn him into a newt! And see if his duck floats! And taunt him again."

Awwww...gee.....y'all do still care! I bet y'all were up all night dreaming up those cutesy little comebacks; I hope you didn't hurt yourselves, what with all that brain-strain and all.

Sorry O Really, y'all can't be checking out my ducky either.

[Boatrocker]

Let's turn him into a newt! And see if his duck floats! And taunt him again.

Since he won't go away, I may have to taunt him a second time.

[O Really]

Let's turn him into a newt! And see if his duck floats! And taunt him again.

Since he won't go away, I may have to taunt him a second time.

And it's not "just a flesh wound"

[Boatrocker]

He shall be repressed.

[O Really]

And those responsible have been sacked.

[Vrede too]

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I did rush it a bit and may have gotten more correct if I'd taken a little more time. Then again, some of my correct answers were guesses.

[O Really]

I got bored when I got to the question about obsolete radio.

[Seth Milner]

I've never thought about this; it makes sense though!

[Vrede too]

Thousands in China witness a mirage of a floating city in the sky (article)

[JTA]

I've never thought about this; it makes sense though!

Dammit Seth Milner. I was just about to fall asleep and I scroll down and see these alien mf'ers looking at me now I'm too scared to go to bed for fear one is lurking in my backyard trying to solicit me for landscaping work. Thanks...

[neoplacebo]

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I did rush it a bit and may have gotten more correct if I'd taken a little more time. Then again, some of my correct answers were guesses.

Strange; I also got 11 wrong. Of those 11, four of them made me call myself a dubmass since I thought I should have known them. I also had about six lucky guesses.