Trump

[rstrong]

The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus announced yesterday that it's shutting down after 146 years. I'm guessing that they couldn't compete with the new circus opening in Washington on Friday.

[Boatrocker]

Donald Trump’s unique speaking style, explained by linguists

Summary: Incoherence and hucksterism.

AKA, bullshit. And not very good bullshit, either.

[Boatrocker]

. . . But Trump should know . . . .

Oh, well, that there's a 20 volume set of stuff, waiting to be written.

[Vrede too]

Donald Trump’s unique speaking style, explained by linguists

Summary: Incoherence and hucksterism.

AKA, bullshit. And not very good bullshit, either.

Good enough, consider the audience.

[Boatrocker]

Saw Trump's recent tweet referencing OANN, or, One America News Network. Decided to take a look. Checked out their Wikipedia page and saw this. Screen shot before it gets fixed:

Where are the images? I have to go to source, copy and paste the link to see the picture? I have changed no settings.

[Vrede too]

I can see it.

[Boatrocker]

I can see it.

Think I worked it out. A browser setting changed. Don't know how.

[JTA]

http://www.areyousorryyet.com

[Boatrocker]

http://www.areyousorryyet.com

Take that, you hlwd prestitudes!

[JTA]

haha shit another one: http://annotatedtrump.com/

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http://www.areyousorryyet.com

That's great! I a bit skeptical on whether or not some of those are real.... I actually did a little digging and while the people are real, the tweets don't exist.... but it's probably just because the Trump tards deleted them so they don't look like the idiots they are. In at least one, the tweet was gone, but found remnants of an argument discussing the missing tweet on their twitter.

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"I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world."
- Vladimir Putin, on Trump and Russia's prostitutes

Good god. That real quote would be the ultimate Trump parody if Putin weren't serious.

[Vrede too]

Is he including Trump as being one of Russia's "best in the world" prostitutes?

[Vrede too]

I got it!

Harambe.

Hear me out on this...

Harambe was murdered on May 28, 2016. Prior to his martyrdom, memes, while still fairly popular, weren't quite as popular as before his death (god bless his soul). After Harambe was assassinated in his cell, gorilla memes EXPLODED, exposing memes to people previously quite unfamiliar. About a month later I began noticing a trend. Trump memes.... EVERYWHERE. This lead to increased popularity of Trump as Hillary could not compete on the meme front.

Could it be? Had Harambe not been murdered, Hillary Clinton would have been president elect.

QED.

BUT. Does this mean... dear god... Trump had Harambe murdered? Was that little boy that fell into that gorilla enclosure on that fateful day working for Trump? Jet fuel can't melt steal beams, folks. I rest my case.

Someone (JTA?) bid $100,000 for a Cheeto that looks like Harambe

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I predicted earlier that President* Trump will be gone by the end of October. I am now changing my mind....he'll be gone by the end of July.

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My guess is that the threat of impeachment would force him to accept some adult supervision, and he'd complete his term.

And it might not even take that threat. There's rumors that he's losing patience with Steve Bannon. The Muslim ban EO was apparently Bannon's doing, and it made Trump look weak. (The ultimate sin.) And crowning Bannon as head of the National Security Council was Bannon's idea and took Trump (who doesn't bother to read his EOs when put in front of him) by surprise. Claims that Bannon is really in charge are about the worst possible thing he could hear.

I've seen speculation that Sean Spicer being portrayed on SNL by a woman makes him look weak in Trump's eyes. Bannon may be portrayed on SNL by Rosie O'Donnell. I expect both to be gone within a few months.

[Vrede too]

... I've seen speculation that Sean Spicer being portrayed on SNL by a woman makes him look weak in Trump's eyes. Bannon may be portrayed on SNL by Rosie O'Donnell. I expect both to be gone within a few months.

Donald Trump Reportedly “Rattled” By Melissa McCarthy, But Hollywood & The Press Have Found A Hero

I predicted earlier that President* Trump will be gone by the end of October. I am now changing my mind....he'll be gone by the end of July.

Maybe if he's portrayed on SNL by a woman. I propose Caitlyn Jenner or "Mama" June Shannon. Other suggestions?

[Boatrocker]

... I've seen speculation that Sean Spicer being portrayed on SNL by a woman makes him look weak in Trump's eyes. Bannon may be portrayed on SNL by Rosie O'Donnell. I expect both to be gone within a few months.

Donald Trump Reportedly “Rattled” By Melissa McCarthy, But Hollywood & The Press Have Found A Hero

I predicted earlier that President* Trump will be gone by the end of October. I am now changing my mind....he'll be gone by the end of July.

Maybe if he's portrayed on SNL by a woman. I propose Caitlyn Jenner or "Mama" June Shannon. Other suggestions?

Let Rosie do the trumphole on SNL; he would lose his shit in biblical proportion. Bannon could be done by Kathy Kinnie, of Drew Carey Show fame. Or Kathy Bates.

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Maybe if he's portrayed on SNL by a woman. I propose Caitlyn Jenner or "Mama" June Shannon. Other suggestions?

Caitlyn was, maybe still is, a Trumpette. Mama June is way too stupid. Oh, wait. OK, she can do it.
But if it's Rosie, and she keeps asking "Bannon", portrayed by someone like, say, Leslie Jones, "what do I do? what do I do now?..." I'd say it would push President*Trump pretty close to the edge.

[Vrede too]

... Bannon could be done by Kathy Kinnie, of Drew Carey Show fame. Or Kathy Bates.

"I'm you're biggest fan."

Or, Bannon portrayed by Rosie O'Donnell, Trump portrayed by Rosie Perez.

Bad News for Donald Trump: ‘SNL’ in the Midst of a Ratings Renaissance (most-viewed season in 22 years)

Perhaps to capitalize on the ratings streak, NBC reportedly is thinking about spinning off SNL‘s Weekend Update segment into its own 30-minute, Thursday-night series to launch in the fall.

Excellent, it's often my favorite part of the show.