Just for Fun

[Vrede too]

[neoplacebo]

While having morning coffee and breaking the law, I began thinking about how it would be funny if sports teams had obscene names and so I imagined some of what the television announcers might say at such contests.
"You know, Kurt, these Motherfuckers haven't lost a home game in two years."
"It's no secret, Trey, that these Assholes have been plagued by injuries this year."
"Scott, everybody knows the Bastards are tough to stop inside the twenty."
"Jason, these Cocksuckers are just about the best there is when it comes to running it up the middle."
"Roger, the Scrotum Hens coaching staff has gone through a rough patch during the off season."
"Boomer, those Sons of Bitches are not having a good day of it so far."

[Vrede too]

While having morning coffee and breaking the law, I began thinking about how it would be funny if sports teams had obscene names and so I imagined some of what the television announcers might say at such contests.
"You know, Kurt, these Motherfuckers haven't lost a home game in two years."
"It's no secret, Trey, that these Assholes have been plagued by injuries this year."
"Scott, everybody knows the Bastards are tough to stop inside the twenty."
"Jason, these Cocksuckers are just about the best there is when it comes to running it up the middle."
"Roger, the Scrotum Hens coaching staff has gone through a rough patch during the off season."
"Boomer, those Sons of Bitches are not having a good day of it so far."

"Did you see what tight end Dick from the Dicks team just did, Dick? What a dick!"

"The Cunts are really sinking the place up."

"The Douchebags are a washout this year."

"Football is a man's game. The Pissers are just yellow."

The Shits are a running team. Now, a quick message from Imodium.

[neoplacebo]

While having morning coffee and breaking the law, I began thinking about how it would be funny if sports teams had obscene names and so I imagined some of what the television announcers might say at such contests.
"You know, Kurt, these Motherfuckers haven't lost a home game in two years."
"It's no secret, Trey, that these Assholes have been plagued by injuries this year."
"Scott, everybody knows the Bastards are tough to stop inside the twenty."
"Jason, these Cocksuckers are just about the best there is when it comes to running it up the middle."
"Roger, the Scrotum Hens coaching staff has gone through a rough patch during the off season."
"Boomer, those Sons of Bitches are not having a good day of it so far."

"Did you see what tight end Dick from the Dicks team just did, Dick? What a dick!"

"The Cunts are really sinking the place up."

"The Douchebags are a washout this year."

"Football is a man's game. The Pissers are just yellow."

The Shits are a running team. Now, a quick message from Imodium.

I had one for the Douchebags but decided to leave it out. Gotta go; need to get ready for the big game later; Scrotum Hens play the Assholes tonight at the Scrotum Dome. Somebody's going to get their ass or scrotum kicked.

[Vrede too]

Crossword puzzle
Clue: Sex education subject?
4 letters, I already had B-E-E.

For a minute there all I could think of was "BEER" . I eventually got:

Spoiler:

"BEES"

[Vrede too]

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile pulled over for traffic violation in Wisconsin



The driver was hotdogging it, which is not kosher in Wisconsin. Let me be frank, the cop had a beef with what he was doing.

[Whack9]

[neoplacebo]

[Whack9]

In case you're wondering if DMX is in jail, this website will help you:

http://isdmxinjail.com/

[GoCubsGo]

In case you're wondering if DMX is in jail, this website will help you:

http://isdmxinjail.com/

What will it do for me if I wasn't wondering?

What if I don't know who DMX is?

[neoplacebo]

In case you're wondering if DMX is in jail, this website will help you:

http://isdmxinjail.com/

What will it do for me if I wasn't wondering?

What if I don't know who DMX is?

I never heard of DMX but DMX is the wrong way to designate the number "510." It should be "DX." Even if he is in jail, all he needs to do is constantly whine "read the transcripts" or "witch hunt" or "hoax" or any combination of those or even all of them at the same time. All GOP cult members will certainly believe him.

[Whack9]

Saw this quote:

"If you get lost in the woods start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you"

[bannination]

Saw this quote:

"If you get lost in the woods start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you"

Odds are they're carrying a gun though.

[Vrede too]

Saw this quote:

"If you get lost in the woods start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you"

Will not!

[Whack9]

[Odysseus]

[O Really]

Here's one for ya' Limey -
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/roy ... &ocid=iehp

"What do you mean, locked out of my castle - I'm the fuckin' Queen of England, you miserable twit!"

[Odysseus]

Here's one for ya' Limey -
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/roy ... &ocid=iehp

"What do you mean, locked out of my castle - I'm the fuckin' Queen of England, you miserable twit!"

Maybe she just forgot to say the secret word?

[billy.pilgrim]

Here's one for ya' Limey -
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/roy ... &ocid=iehp

"What do you mean, locked out of my castle - I'm the fuckin' Queen of England, you miserable twit!"

Maybe she just forgot to say the secret word?

Memories. I was too young to understand a lot of it but we loved the Jack Benny show - racism and all.

It's too bad that a lot of really good entertainment from the 50s, 60s and earlier includes so much racially insensitive and downright mean spirited material.

Greats like Jack didn't need the racist material to be funny, too bad racism was such a casual part of everyday life that it tainted so much.

[Vrede too]

Found:

No screaming. Use your inside font...