Can't make this (stuff) up

[Seth Milner]

I finally figured out how to do this! :cussing:

How does he do this!? Watch the look on Simon's face!
Totally Amazing!

There's a shorter version of this on ebaum's world.com. I couldn't link it for some reason; guess I'm too much of a novice.

[Seth Milner]

That was good, try this one:

I've seen this before, I think I would be the one getting out of the house!

[bannination]

Sorry, I just can't stop myself
This whole post is bizarre......

Heck, I don't even know which thread to post this:

Quote from: cubedemon on Today at 12:32:58 PM
I did? Hmmm. Wow! Interesting.

Out of curiosity, do you have any recommendations for those like me on the Autism spectrum on what we can do to be successful and functional in society? If you do my friend, may I have some?
:biggrin:
Solar:
Fish oil?
I too have an issue. When I was young, up until my 40s, I suffered severe ADHD, with an emphasis on "H" for Hyper, I was so distracted, I got on my own nerves.
So hyper, that I couldn't keep track of items, and had to replace them regularly.

I discovered fish oil in my 30s, for me, it was an amazing cure, my IQ rose an easy 40 points (I had already been tested at 160+ IQ) whenever I took it, and it still works today.
Though what cured my ADHD, was when a deer jumped on my Harley at about 50 mph and I hit the pavement so hard, it crushed all the fillings in my teeth, resulting in a severe concussion and memory loss for a year.
I never recovered certain aspects of my former personality, such as the ability to rattle off 50 or more jokes, yes, I was the comedian at party's, but I don't know what else I lost, since I can't remember what I had.

That was about 10 years ago (I think?), and I still suffer time issues, where an event that happened 5 years ago, seems like it was yesterday.
I also lost my electrician skills, where things used to come naturally, now require extreme concentration.

Though it wasn't a total loss. It used to be a virtual impossibility to sit and type without getting distracted in thought, now I own this forum and typing comes as second nature, and that would be a breeze, if not for the exacerbated symptoms of dyslexia, another side effect of the accident.

Yeah, so give salmon oil a shot, it can't hurt.

http://conservativepoliticalforum.com/s ... 26d57405e3

Well, that actually explains a lot. At least he has got a reason he's crazy.

Wow, cubedemon is making them look like idiots, and they don't even realize it....... ok, back to reading that thread!

Damn it! On page 4 and the greatest forum on the internet just went down.
:-(

[Seth Milner]

Well, that actually explains a lot. At least he has got a reason he's crazy.

Wow, cubedemon is making them look like idiots, and they don't even realize it....... ok, back to reading that thread!

Solar: Keep that shit up, and you lose all credibility!

Wow! I'm glad I didn't find that forum before this one!

[Seth Milner]

[JTA]

France train gunman Ayoub El-Khazzani 'dumbfounded' at terror allegations and claims he found AK-47 'by chance' in a park

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 67965.html

This reminds me of the movie "Four Lions". If you haven't seen it check out. Most of it's pretty funny, gets kind of dark towards the end though.



This scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... h5yg#t=396

[O Really]

Guy's lawyer says he's "homeless, and just wanted to rob the train."

[Vrede too]

The Weirdest Law in Every State in America

Alabama
The state constitution makes it illegal for any “idiots” or insane people to vote....

Compared to the average Alabaman?

Indiana
You may not catch fish with your bare hands anywhere in Indiana....

Unlike Seattle's Pike Place Market:

Kentucky
Dye a baby chick, duckling, or rabbit any hue of the rainbow in Kentucky and you’ll be charged a $100-$500 fine.

HRC is working to overturn this law.

Louisiana
“Insulting or abusive remarks” are forbidden at any boxing match...

But punching to the point of unconsciousness isn't.

Massachusetts
Although they would make the Golf Channel 100 times more exciting, exploding golf balls are not allowed...

Take note, jihadis.

Mississippi
Have one illegitimate child? Not a problem. But you’ll be facing misdemeanor charges as soon as that second kid pops out.

Kinda unfair to the parents of twins.

North Carolina
In what is just another example of the Man keeping you down, stealing used kitchen grease is a crime in NC, so you’ll need to look elsewhere for product to put in your hair.

Ohio
Giving fish alcohol is prohibited here. So wait, your goldfish is just expected to enjoy Akron sober?

Thus, "He drinks like a fish," is not an insult there.

South Carolina
Anyone under the age of 18 is forbidden from using a pinball machine, because it’s a very slippery slope from playing pinball to giving your fish alcohol.

Glad I didn't grow up there.

Texas
If you’re standing up, you’re only legally allowed to take three sips of beer....

Virginia
We’re not sure which sarcastic jerk deemed Virginia "for lovers,” because having any kind of sex if you’re not married is a Class 4 misdemeanor. If convicted, you’d have to pay a fine of up to $250. Which is weird, because last we checked paying for sex was also against the law.

[O Really]

Whoever thinks up liquor laws anywhere would apparently not be allowed to vote in Alabama.
Remember in DC when if you were at the bar and wanted to go sit with your friends at a table, you had to get the server to move your drink?

In New York state - still - if you buy beer at the grocery, you can't carry it out by the handle - it has to be bagged.

In PA, you can't buy beer or wine at the grocery. You have to buy wine at a state store and buy beer from a beer store/distributor. And they sell it by the case. If you want a simple six-pack, you have to go to a bar.

They can only serve "sealed" go-cups at the drive through daiquiri stands in Louisiana. A plastic cover counts as "sealed" unless it has a straw sticking out of it. True story: There were four of us (two couples) driving to JazzFest from our hotel, about 11:00am. We were all carrying one hotel-complementary bloody marry, plus one in a go-cup. We got pulled over by a cop; the guy who was driving set his drink down in the cupholder to get out his license. Cop said he didn't need to see the license, he'd just been following along and we were holding up traffic. Well, duh! we were "holding up traffic, i.e. going somewhere around the speed limit - because there was a cop on our ass and we had a car full of bloody marys.

[Vrede too]

Who is this?

Spoiler:

David Letterman

I'm not sure I would have known without the article I found about him.

[O Really]

Would have had no idea. But since you identified him, the hair does look familiar.

[JTA]

Who is this?

Spoiler:

David Letterman

I'm not sure I would have known without the article I found about him.

Thanks a lot Vrede, you've outed Samuel L. Jackson's disguise.

[Vrede too]

Thanks a lot, JTA, you've outed the spoiler.

Edit:

[rstrong]

"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
- David Letterman

[JTA]

Thanks a lot, JTA, you've outed the spoiler.

Oh shit! oops.

[O Really]

Man gets fired for farting too much. Files Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) lawsuit. Might win.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ric ... lp00000592

[Vrede too]

Artists (paid by Homeland) write 'Homeland is racist' graffiti on set

[Vrede too]

Good grief: Former voice of Charlie Brown pleads guilty to murder-for-hire plot

Rats.

[Vrede too]

See Mount Etna's Eruption Light Up Sicily's Sky

I've been there, wish it was for more than just a day visit with a long drive round trip.

[Seth Milner]

That first one looks like one those pics or videos where someone holds a lighter to their ass and then farts.
The second one. . . well.

Seriously: great photos!