MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

[Mr.B]

My p/t job has blossomed into a job of pandemonium and visions of stress, greed, and 'me! me! me!' attitudes....sooo......
just before I head out the door to the Land of The Almighty Dollar, I wanted to wish all of you; (grinches and all) the most joyous Christmas,
along with wishes for good health and safety over the holidays and the new year.

Merry Christmas! ......Mr.B

[neoplacebo]

Merry Christmas everybody! Hang in there, Mr. B.

[O Really]

Merry Christmas!

[Crock Hunter]

Twas the nite before Christmas, when all through the forum
Scarcely a soul to be found, surly less than a quorum

My mouse pad was resting by the keyboard with care
In hopes that St. Remy would soon be there

The WingNuts were nestled all snug in their dreads
With visions of Muslims tormenting their heads

And Vrede with her news briefs and I with my rap
We’d just poured a stiff one, a winter’s nightcap

When up came a post, like a salesman’s fast patter
I clicked the “foe” button in hopes it would scatter

Away to the keyboard I flew like a flash
And tried to close Windows or hoped it would crash… . .

My monitor shone softly on the Esc key below
But pressing it furiously brought nothing but woe. . .

When what to my anxious eyes were submit
But a disjointed tirade quoting eight raving nitwits

from a little old user, so angry and polar
I knew in a moment it must be from Solar

More vapid than NewsMax his fables they came,
And he drooled as he shouted, and quoted them by name;

Now, Malkin! Now, Coulter! Now, Drudge, and Hannity!
On, Hume! On, Limbaugh! On, Beck and O’Reilly

At the tops of your lungs, from the gutters you scrawl
Now slash away! Bash away! Trash away all!"

As dry minds that shrivel when concocting a lie
He asked, "do you believe me or your own lying eyes?"

He created claptrap, sheer twaddle and baloney
His postings were dripping with crap from Fox cronies

He sprang to the Drudge site, to get his next fix
To rub shoulders with bozos, shitheads and hicks

Then sticking a finger right straight up his rear
Out came a finale of indifference and fear

But facts and clear reason poor Solar can’t stand..
saying “I’ve deleted your post.. btw.. you’re banned”

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"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
CrockHunter

[bannination]

Thanks Mr. B, Merry Christmas!

[mike]

Merry, Christmas, all!

Thanks, MrB.
Crock, loved the poem.

Vrede, what you do always amazes me.

Hang in there, all, and have not only a blessed Christmas but a fantastic New Year as well!

[JTA]

Merry Christmas!

[Mr.B]

"I'll be adding that.... to our existing holiday tradition...."[/color]

You're so kind....

"I'll be thinking of the magical gift Mr.B just gave me -"[/color]

:?: :?:

"Thanks Mr. B, Merry Christmas!"[/color]

Right back atcha, 'ol friend!

"Merry, Christmas, all! Thanks, MrB....Hang in there, all, and have not only a blessed Christmas but a fantastic New Year as well!"[/color]

....and again...right back atcha....(where you been!? you give an accounting of yourself!!)

[Mr.B]

Why is this thread notated with an exclamation mark inside a triangle? just askin'.....

OK....the first part of the Almighty Dollar rush is over, the second part comes Thursday, Friday, and Saturday when the returns start pouring in.
Fortunately, I get to sit at home today and tomorrow, and catch the hell Friday and Saturday.

Shuttin' 'er down for now, y'all have a great weekend!

[Mr.B]

"banni likes your thread and chose to keep it at the list's top for awhile, likely the most religious thing he's done in a long time.
I'm almost positive the symbol is just an automatic indication he's done that."

Maybe it's a sign he's softening in his approaching old age.....

[bannination]

"banni likes your thread and chose to keep it at the list's top for awhile, likely the most religious thing he's done in a long time.
I'm almost positive the symbol is just an automatic indication he's done that."

Maybe it's a sign he's softening in his approaching old age.....

Not a chance, I like celebrating the pagan holidays as much as the next pagan!

[k9nanny]

Not a chance, I like celebrating the pagan holidays as much as the next pagan!

Me, too, even when I have to work. My workplace has good acoustics and a captive audience, and I'll confess- I enjoy belting out Christmas songs.
MrB, I cannot begin to imagine the atmosphere at your job. Well, maybe I can, and it disgusts me more each year.

A belated Merry Christmas to all!

K9

[Wneglia]

Not a chance, I like celebrating the pagan holidays as much as the next pagan!

Me, too, even when I have to work. My workplace has good acoustics and a captive audience, and I'll confess- I enjoy belting out Christmas songs.

A belated Merry Christmas to all!

K9

[Mr.B]

"MrB, I cannot begin to imagine the atmosphere at your job. Well, maybe I can, and it disgusts me more."

Yep.....t'was a real madhouse...it's almost over though. Gotta work 'til 9:30 tonight, then the late hours are over for me until after the first of Jan.
Chow baby...gotta go.


A belated Merry Christmas to you too!

[Mr.B]

"Just in case Italophile k9nanny doesn't return for awhile......."

Yeah, some folks have all the fun.......and luck.......and money!

[Mr.B]

"I meant to the forum, I don't know where she physically is."

It's close to that time of the year.

[Mr.B]

"She's rich?"

Ida'know......prob'ly not. Just worked her hiney off and saved for it, I'd imagine.

[Mr.B]

uh, <gasp> <wheeze>...personally, I would have......oh, never mind.

[Mr.B]

"Put on your knickers and enrolled in a NYC school?"

No.

[k9nanny]

"She's rich?"

Ida'know......prob'ly not. Just worked her hiney off and saved for it, I'd imagine.

You got that right, MrB! I'm not anywhere near rich, at least not in terms of money.
By the way, I've morphed into a Grecophile.

Time to work our hineys off for 2014. Taking a new direction, including a visit to the family home place in County Cork.