MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

[Vrede too]

I've never met them, but I believe others on the board have.

Ive always imagined they'd look something like this:

I used to be on SNL.

[Ulysses]

Ah, more proof that the pig likes it.

Perhaps "Miss Piggy" would be the best way to address V?

[Vrede too]

Look at all of those posts, including a serenade. It looks like Useless now feels more comfortable in indulging his obsession with me, nttawwt.

(gibberish bleating)

Point proven.

[GoCubsGo]

Ah, more proof that the pig likes it.

Perhaps "Miss Piggy" would be the best way to address V?

What makes you think I was talking about Vrede?

Maybe they have a crush on you.

[neoplacebo]

Vrede's a bit androgynous. Used to be fine with "she", but will also answer to "he" online. Actual preferred pronouns are "they" and "them." How did you miss that all this time?

I also answer to, "Hey you."

...

Look at all of those posts, including a serenade. It looks like Useless now feels more comfortable in indulging his obsession with me, nttawwt.

It's good to be hominy this time of year. The old commemorative songs bring a tear to my eye every time. 'I'm Dreaming of a Hominy Christmas" and "I'll be Home For Hominy" and "It's the Most Hominy Time of the Year." The religious songs don't give me the same type of being watched by a hall monitor type feeling, but I do have a soft spot for the old standard "O Come All Ye Hominy." Lots of people die for Christmas. Don't fall for it.

[GoCubsGo]

Vrede's a bit androgynous. Used to be fine with "she", but will also answer to "he" online. Actual preferred pronouns are "they" and "them." How did you miss that all this time?

I also answer to, "Hey you."

...

Look at all of those posts, including a serenade. It looks like Useless now feels more comfortable in indulging his obsession with me, nttawwt.

It's good to be hominy this time of year. The old commemorative songs bring a tear to my eye every time. 'I'm Dreaming of a Hominy Christmas" and "I'll be Home For Hominy" and "It's the Most Hominy Time of the Year." The religious songs don't give me the same type of being watched by a hall monitor type feeling, but I do have a soft spot for the old standard "O Come All Ye Hominy." Lots of people die for Christmas. Don't fall for it.

Don't forget " Have a Jolly Hominy Christmas " and "Silent Hominy".

[neoplacebo]

Vrede's a bit androgynous. Used to be fine with "she", but will also answer to "he" online. Actual preferred pronouns are "they" and "them." How did you miss that all this time?

I also answer to, "Hey you."

...

Look at all of those posts, including a serenade. It looks like Useless now feels more comfortable in indulging his obsession with me, nttawwt.

It's good to be hominy this time of year. The old commemorative songs bring a tear to my eye every time. 'I'm Dreaming of a Hominy Christmas" and "I'll be Home For Hominy" and "It's the Most Hominy Time of the Year." The religious songs don't give me the same type of being watched by a hall monitor type feeling, but I do have a soft spot for the old standard "O Come All Ye Hominy." Lots of people die for Christmas. Don't fall for it.

Don't forget " Have a Jolly Hominy Christmas " and "Silent Hominy".

Yes, very classic hominy legacy. And let's not forget to mention "It's A Hominy Life" which I feel we can all agree is definitive.

[Vrede too]

Don't forget "Have a Jolly Hominy Christmas" and "Silent Hominy".

We may be jolly, but no one will ever mistake Silent Hominy as being about neoplacebo or me.

Yes, very classic hominy legacy. And let's not forget to mention "It's A Hominy Life" which I feel we can all agree is definitive.

Not me. I think Die Hominy is the ultimate xmas movie.

[GoCubsGo]

Don't forget "Have a Jolly Hominy Christmas" and "Silent Hominy".

We may be jolly, but no one will ever mistake Silent Hominy as being about neoplacebo or me.

Yes, very classic hominy legacy. And let's not forget to mention "It's A Hominy Life" which I feel we can all agree is definitive.

Not me. I think Die Hominy is the ultimate xmas movie.

Not "Hominy Alone" or my fave "Hominy Actually "?

[O Really]

Vrede's a bit androgynous. Used to be fine with "she", but will also answer to "he" online. Actual preferred pronouns are "they" and "them." How did you miss that all this time?

Oh, I just thought M. Vrede is a very prickly personality.

Do you mean to say M. Vrede is trans?

Definitely not trans.

[Vrede too]

Not me. I think Die Hominy is the ultimate xmas movie.

Not "Hominy Alone" or my fave "Hominy Actually "?

Depends on how strong my maternal and/or feminine aspects are on a given day.

[Ulysses]

Ah, more proof that the pig likes it.

Perhaps "Miss Piggy" would be the best way to address V?

What makes you think I was talking about Vrede?

Maybe they have a crush on you.

What makes you think I was talking to you?

[Ulysses]

For Vrede:

[Vrede too]

Look at all of those posts, including a serenade. It looks like Useless now feels more comfortable in indulging his obsession with me, nttawwt.

(another serenade)

Point proven, again.

[GoCubsGo]

Ah, more proof that the pig likes it.

Perhaps "Miss Piggy" would be the best way to address V?

What makes you think I was talking about Vrede?

Maybe they have a crush on you.

What makes you think I was talking to you?

Sorry, quoted the wrong idiotic post.

Wait a Mormon: Vrede is a SHE?


Wait what you didn't know this!?

Nope, not a clue here.

Not sure it should make any difference, but it might.

This could give you a whole new perspective for your tagline.
A new partner?

“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” ― George Bernard Shaw

Hmmmmm.

Oh, I don't think it would be very nice of you to call Ms. Vrede a pig.

Do you?

Corrected.

[GoCubsGo]

Look at all of those posts, including a serenade. It looks like Useless now feels more comfortable in indulging his obsession with me, nttawwt.

(another serenade)

Point proven, again.

He is crushing on you, isn't he?

NTTAWWT

[Vrede too]

Sorry, quoted the wrong idiotic post.

Corrected.

Understandable, they rapidly merge into a blur of Useless stupidity.

Try again, "Sorry" and "Corrected" are not in the Useless vocabulary.

[Ulysses]

Ha.

Vrede is the one who is obsessed. With me.

And I figure I'm probably just one in a long line of his/her/its targets.

And there IS something wrong with it.

[GoCubsGo]

Try again, "Sorry" and "Corrected" are not in the Useless vocabulary.

Quite the burden to never, ever make a mistake.

I wonder if there's any side effects?

[Vrede too]

He is crushing on you, isn't he?

NTTAWWT

Paraphrasing Groucho Marx - I DON'T WANT TO DATE ANYONE THAT WILL CRUSH ON ME.

( )

Translation: Waaa, am not, you are, waaa!