O Really, should they use some phrase other than "sexually molests" when it's a manatee and/or statue? 
Depends on if there’s a hole.Vrede too wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:55 amFlorida man gets 'agitated' by neighborhood Christmas parade, fires off several gunshots: deputies
'Tis the season for peace and goodwill.
Drunk tourist sexually molests manatee statue at Florida restaurant after being asked to leave, deputies say
First answer: Yes, shoulda been "statutory rape"
Wouldn’t it be statuary rape?
Trailer trash? Nope:billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 11:01 amhttps://www.wcjb.com/2023/12/11/uf-rese ... ce=taboola
. Officers say the couple kept a 6-year-old boy in a cage made out of a wooden bed frame whenever he wasn’t at school.
Xie and Huff would leave the child alone in the house. They told investigators the cage had been in their child’s room for a year.
“Officers found a second makeshift cage in the closet of the master bedroom used for the couple’s other child. Both cages had rails and springs that could cause harm to the kids if they moved inside.“
Too cheap for day care?... A webpage removed from the university’s website stated Xie, hired full-time in June 2019, worked as the Plant Pathology Department’s safety manager. A removed page for Huff, hired full-time in December 2017, described him as a biological scientist who worked for the UF/IFAS Horticultural Sciences Department....
Tsk-tsk A cartel!Trio nabbed for stealing hundreds of gallons of used cooking oil from Central Florida restaurants, police say
... "It is believed they may be part of a much larger organization responsible for thousands of dollars worth of stolen oil throughout the area," the Port Orange Police Department said.
Deltona SWAT standoff: Man sets house on fire after shooting deputy, stealing cigarettes, sheriff says
... a low-speed chase began and ended at his home on Whitehouse Court.
Hadley barricaded himself in his vehicle and ignored SWAT team negotiations. When deputies approached, Hadley allegedly began to shoot at them, and deputies engaged in a "gun battle" with him....
"He tells us to contact President Biden because the president is going to pardon him for everything that he did," Chitwood added.
Hadley then entered the garage of his home, where he began setting fires, which ultimately caused his home and pickup truck to go up in flames, deputies said. Inside his home, Hadley's family told deputies he had ammunition and rifles....
"I've seen a lot of crazy s--- in 36 years. This was absolutely the craziest," (Volusia Sheriff Mike) Chitwood said....
Both cigarettes and MILs are unhealthy.Florida woman punches husband during fight over cigarettes, police say
... a mobile home neighborhood ...
The 31-year-old woman told police she hit her husband multiple times "due to him making statements about her mother." He reportedly took some cigarettes from her, which is what sparked the fight, the affidavit said....
Awww'Heard noises': Spooked Florida residents hilariously mistake burglar for this (bodycam video)
... When police arrived at the home, with guns drawn, they went in search of the "intruder."
Quickly after entering the building, they found the suspect – a tiny black puppy who belongs to the residents.
According to a Facebook post, the puppy got loose and knocked over several long fluorescent light bulbs.
The alleged burglary turned out to be an inside job.
PETA? Fish Friday filets?
I wonder when the shortest day of the year in North Carolina is.
Actually, it's quite variable in the Northern Hemisphere with zero hours of daylight above the Arctic Circle. Then, it was really 10 hours and 19 minutes in Orlando. I have no idea where Kiah Armstrong got "seven hours and 14 minutes" from. In Portland, ME it was eight hours and 55 minutes. Even Edmonton, Alberta was still seven hours and 28 minutes of daylight. Kiah Armstrong must not get out much.... On the 22nd, the Northern Hemisphere will have about seven hours and 14 minutes of daylight in response to Earth's axis being tilted the farthest away from the sun....
Evidently not, or Kiah may be trying to make himself look as stupid as his fox audience. 10 hours and 19 minutes in Kiah’s own location. The difference between a 7 hour and a 10 hour day should register with the simplest of simpletons.Vrede too wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 3:01 pmI got caught in an algorithm. This week in Florida:
'Captain America' nabbed after trying to enter Florida Air Force base for 'top secret' meeting, officials say
Gate security became suspicious when he could not present his shield.
Who knew that this is a thing?A cartel!Trio nabbed for stealing hundreds of gallons of used cooking oil from Central Florida restaurants, police say
... "It is believed they may be part of a much larger organization responsible for thousands of dollars worth of stolen oil throughout the area," the Port Orange Police Department said.
All over "multiple packages of cigarettes":Deltona SWAT standoff: Man sets house on fire after shooting deputy, stealing cigarettes, sheriff says
... a low-speed chase began and ended at his home on Whitehouse Court.
Hadley barricaded himself in his vehicle and ignored SWAT team negotiations. When deputies approached, Hadley allegedly began to shoot at them, and deputies engaged in a "gun battle" with him....
"He tells us to contact President Biden because the president is going to pardon him for everything that he did," Chitwood added.
Hadley then entered the garage of his home, where he began setting fires, which ultimately caused his home and pickup truck to go up in flames, deputies said. Inside his home, Hadley's family told deputies he had ammunition and rifles....
"I've seen a lot of crazy s--- in 36 years. This was absolutely the craziest," (Volusia Sheriff Mike) Chitwood said....Both cigarettes and MILs are unhealthy.Florida woman punches husband during fight over cigarettes, police say
... a mobile home neighborhood ...
The 31-year-old woman told police she hit her husband multiple times "due to him making statements about her mother." He reportedly took some cigarettes from her, which is what sparked the fight, the affidavit said....Awww'Heard noises': Spooked Florida residents hilariously mistake burglar for this (bodycam video)
... When police arrived at the home, with guns drawn, they went in search of the "intruder."
Quickly after entering the building, they found the suspect – a tiny black puppy who belongs to the residents.
According to a Facebook post, the puppy got loose and knocked over several long fluorescent light bulbs.
The alleged burglary turned out to be an inside job.
'Total surrender and dedication to Jesus': Watch Hulk Hogan get baptized in Florida
He even tapped out.
Bass Pro Shops fish thief at large after allegedly swiping live (50 lb) tarpon from Florida store's pond, deputies say (video)
And finally,
Winter Solstice 2023: The shortest day of the year in Florida is approaching
Actually, it's quite variable in the Northern Hemisphere with zero hours of daylight above the Arctic Circle. Then, it was really 10 hours and 19 minutes in Orlando. I have no idea where Kiah Armstrong got "seven hours and 14 minutes" from. In Portland, ME it was eight hours and 55 minutes. Even Edmonton, Alberta was still seven hours and 28 minutes of daylight. Kiah Armstrong must not get out much.... On the 22nd, the Northern Hemisphere will have about seven hours and 14 minutes of daylight in response to Earth's axis being tilted the farthest away from the sun....
Vrede too wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 3:01 pm
And finally,
Winter Solstice 2023: The shortest day of the year in Florida is approaching
Actually, it's quite variable in the Northern Hemisphere with zero hours of daylight above the Arctic Circle. Then, it was really 10 hours and 19 minutes in Orlando. I have no idea where Kiah Armstrong got "seven hours and 14 minutes" from. In Portland, ME it was eight hours and 55 minutes. Even Edmonton, Alberta was still seven hours and 28 minutes of daylight. Kiah Armstrong must not get out much.... On the 22nd, the Northern Hemisphere will have about seven hours and 14 minutes of daylight in response to Earth's axis being tilted the farthest away from the sun....
Herself.billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 3:45 pmEvidently not, or Kiah may be trying to make himself look as stupid as his fox audience. 10 hours and 19 minutes in Kiah’s own location. The difference between a 7 hour and a 10 hour day should register with the simplest of simpletons.
Dugong it!Vrede too wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:55 amFlorida man gets 'agitated' by neighborhood Christmas parade, fires off several gunshots: deputies
'Tis the season for peace and goodwill.
Drunk tourist sexually molests manatee statue at Florida restaurant after being asked to leave, deputies say
Being a Florida man myself I have to ask, Why is The man from Pittsburgh in the Florida man thread?.Oomba. wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 9:04 pmDugong it!Vrede too wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:55 amFlorida man gets 'agitated' by neighborhood Christmas parade, fires off several gunshots: deputies
'Tis the season for peace and goodwill.
Drunk tourist sexually molests manatee statue at Florida restaurant after being asked to leave, deputies say
Said the golfer to his caddy, "Man, a tee!"billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 11:25 pmBeing a Florida man myself I have to ask, Why is The man from Pittsburgh in the Florida man thread?.Oomba. wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 9:04 pmDugong it!Vrede too wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:55 amFlorida man gets 'agitated' by neighborhood Christmas parade, fires off several gunshots: deputies
'Tis the season for peace and goodwill.
Drunk tourist sexually molests manatee statue at Florida restaurant after being asked to leave, deputies say
Pervert.
How could they refuse that face?
Joy to the world ...A Florida woman has found herself behind bars after sending a series of threatening text messages to her ex-boyfriend, including a threat to kill him and his new girlfriend if they don't have sex with her, according to an arrest affidavit from the Lake County Sheriff's Office.
Cynthia Ann Ray, 38, was arrested and charged with aggravated stalking and sending written threats to kill after the incident that unfolded on Christmas Day, deputies said....
Florida man shoots, kills half-brother on Christmas while he was looking for his cellphone, officials say
... An investigation revealed that Watson was reportedly downstairs and became upset when he couldn't find his cellphone, according to authorities. He slammed a card table on the floor, and that's when Yarborough, who was upstairs, allegedly shot down toward Watson, striking him in the abdomen....
Would FL SYG law have applied if it's not the shooter's home, not the shooter's card table, not the shooter's cellphone, and they're on different levels of a structure? What is it with Floridians shooting family on Christmas?
:And it will be February before he finds all the tinsel.... Rivera and the victim were in a verbal altercation at the time of the incident, police said. At one point, the two separated from one another after the victim went into the living room. That's when Rivera followed them into the living room, picked up a Christmas tree and struck the victim repeatedly while they were lying on the couch, according to the affidavit.
The victim suffered several minor scratches on much of his upper body and arms....
Always a great idea to write out your violent sexual assault and murder plans ahead of time to avoid confusion later on.Vrede too wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:18 amPervert.
Florida woman threatens to kill ex-boyfriend, his new girlfriend if they don't have sex with her, deputies say
Joy to the world ...A Florida woman has found herself behind bars after sending a series of threatening text messages to her ex-boyfriend, including a threat to kill him and his new girlfriend if they don't have sex with her, according to an arrest affidavit from the Lake County Sheriff's Office.
Cynthia Ann Ray, 38, was arrested and charged with aggravated stalking and sending written threats to kill after the incident that unfolded on Christmas Day, deputies said....
It's been a rough 38 years.
Florida man in Naperville, Illinois:Florida man shoots, kills half-brother on Christmas while he was looking for his cellphone, officials say
... An investigation revealed that Watson was reportedly downstairs and became upset when he couldn't find his cellphone, according to authorities. He slammed a card table on the floor, and that's when Yarborough, who was upstairs, allegedly shot down toward Watson, striking him in the abdomen....
Silent night, holy night ...
Largo, again
Florida woman strikes victim repeatedly with Christmas tree during argument, police say
What, no gun handy? Not even a frying pan? Is this sacrilege?And it will be February before he finds all the tinsel.... Rivera and the victim were in a verbal altercation at the time of the incident, police said. At one point, the two separated from one another after the victim went into the living room. That's when Rivera followed them into the living room, picked up a Christmas tree and struck the victim repeatedly while they were lying on the couch, according to the affidavit.
The victim suffered several minor scratches on much of his upper body and arms....
"his"? Damn, they (actually she) was doing so good with the gender-neutral pronouns.
... Of all the trees most lovely.
Each year you bring to us delight
With brightly shining Christmas light! ...
Minneola:
Florida woman smashes man's taillight after he refuses to pay her for 'sexual favors,' deputies say
Assuming that everything the "victim" says is accurate, what kind of weenie exposes himself to the hassle and public humiliation over a "$400" taillight, especially when he likely damaged her cell phone first and insurance might cover the taillight repair, anyhow?
Hark, the herald angels sing ...
Ho ho ho, y'all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILcbilly.pilgrim wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:05 amAlways a great idea to write out your violent sexual assault and murder plans ahead of time to avoid confusion later on.Vrede too wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:18 amFlorida woman threatens to kill ex-boyfriend, his new girlfriend if they don't have sex with her, deputies say
https://images.foxtv.com/static.fox35or ... ?ve=1&tl=1
Joy to the world ...
It's been a rough 38 years.
And always, always be sure to present a published copy for prosecution (insert Law&Order noise here).
See there. I told you that “Florida Man” isn’t from FloridaVrede too wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 7:20 amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILcbilly.pilgrim wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:05 amAlways a great idea to write out your violent sexual assault and murder plans ahead of time to avoid confusion later on.Vrede too wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:18 amFlorida woman threatens to kill ex-boyfriend, his new girlfriend if they don't have sex with her, deputies say
https://images.foxtv.com/static.fox35or ... ?ve=1&tl=1
Joy to the world ...
It's been a rough 38 years.
And always, always be sure to present a published copy for prosecution (insert Law&Order noise here).
Hannity announces move to Florida from New York: ‘I am done’
Rick Scott
Dolt .45 and spawn
MadCaw
Now Hannity
You're a lucky guy, billy.pilgrim