vp Q-tip

[neoplacebo]

I almost spun a tale of how Pence went to Peru and became the despised owner of a silver mine and spent most of his days shoving around big piles of cocaine on his desk with the butt of a sawed off shotgun. But no matter where he ends up, he's destined to be reviled by most.

[Vrede too]

Pence will go to Cuba and own and run a sugar cane plantation. He'll wear white suits and drink coconut drinks and smile. Cuban flies will occasionally alight on his ermine head to feast on dead skin and sweat. He will singlehandedly cause a Covid contagion in Cuba and die in February next year as a despised and widely reviled gringo bastard. His memory will be cursed for generations among those in the know.

That gave me weird qtipish Mr. Roarke vibes. Where's Tattoo?
Da plane! Da plane!

I almost spun a tale of how Pence went to Peru and became the despised owner of a silver mine and spent most of his days shoving around big piles of cocaine on his desk with the butt of a sawed off shotgun. But no matter where he ends up, he's destined to be reviled by most.

Trump biographer says the humiliation of Mike Pence is ‘reaching a crescendo’

Awww, but he's such a likeable toady, mass murderer and xtian bigot.

[Vrede too]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0PzmRfxvz0

[Vrede too]

Pence has reportedly called Harris to offer congratulations for the 1st time

He must have borrowed a testicle from somebody.

[neoplacebo]

I doubt it was from Ted Cruz or Josh Hawley. Neither were in a position to donate. Same with all the recent Presidential Medal of Freedom winners. Mark Meadows is probably next. No balls among them.

[GoCubsGo]

I doubt it was from Ted Cruz or Josh Hawley. Neither were in a position to donate. Same with all the recent Presidential Medal of Freedom winners. Mark Meadows is probably next. No balls among them.

Speaking of Meadows, here's a picture of his wife removing his ceremonial chicken from the West Wing.

[neoplacebo]

Very appropriate that it has a large protruding ass. I'll leave it up to others to figure whether I'm referring to the chicken or the wife.

[Vrede too]

Speaking of Meadows, here's a picture of his wife removing his ceremonial chicken from the West Wing.

Speaking of ceremonial chickens:

Pence's Farewell Message Contains A Glaring Omission And People Have Noticed

Where we're at on the final day:

Trump leaving office without acknowledging Biden.

Pence leaving office without acknowledging Trump.

Fine time to join the resistance, Mikey. More tweets at the link.

[GoCubsGo]

Mike Pence is homeless after leaving office and ‘couch-surfing’ with Indiana politicians, report says

[O Really]

Mike Pence is homeless after leaving office and ‘couch-surfing’ with Indiana politicians, report says

Yeah, funny joke, but I'd say that really belongs in the "Dumb Headlines" thread. Not owning/renting a house and staying in friends guest/vacation houses while deciding where you might be able to live without fear of torches, pitchforks, or hostile neighbors is hardly "homeless", or "couch surfing."

I probably wouldn't care except that real homelessness is a big real problem, clearly exacerbated by Pence's participation.

[neoplacebo]

I hope he has to take a job at a 7-11 on the night shift and sleep under the interstate overpass just down the road while the Secret Service guys eat steak while sitting in their comfortable government car. They would hardly ever have to get out to check on him since his ermine mane is like a blinking "here I is" beacon. Terrible and fast fall Mike.

[Vrede too]

I hope he has to take a job at a 7-11 on the night shift and sleep under the interstate overpass just down the road while the Secret Service guys eat steak while sitting in their comfortable government car. They would hardly ever have to get out to check on him since his ermine mane is like a blinking "here I is" beacon. Terrible and fast fall Mike.

Former VP Pence opens transition office in northern Virginia

I'm proud of him, but why does he need an office for gender reassignment?

[neoplacebo]

No; it's a transmission repair office. Evidently he's got Rudy doing his press and between hair dye, sweet young flesh, and an overdose of trump bullshit, Rudy has made yet another faux pas.

[Vrede too]

Trump’s Tweet Attacking Pence Came Right After Learning His VP's Life Was In Danger (from Sen Tommy Tuberville, R-Ala)

Sic semper Trumpettes. Serves the toadie right.

[Vrede too]

Donald Trump Makes Striking Omission From His List Of ‘Very Good’ Republicans
The ex-president failed to include a key ally in his list of “very good people” in the GOP.

... Conservative commentator Lisa Boothe asked Trump — in the first episode of her new podcast, “The Truth With Lisa Boothe,” released Monday — who he thinks “are part of the future” of the GOP.

Trump rattled off a long list of Republicans — ....

“Lot of very good people, really good people,” said Trump. “The Republican Party is stacked.”

But Trump failed to mention his former Vice President Mike Pence, who is reportedly considering his own run for the White House in 2024....

He's got a point.

[Vrede too]

Just got a pacemaker. Idk why praying the arrhythmia away did not work.

[GoCubsGo]

Just got a pacemaker. Idk why praying the arrhythmia away did not work.

And here I thought he was awarded a heart. Cheetohead would've claimed heart of the year.

[neoplacebo]

Just got a pacemaker. Idk why praying the arrhythmia away did not work.

Predestination. It's why praying is futile. And I hope you didn't get a Johnson & Johnson or a Big Johnson pacemaker. Either will only result in trouble.

[Vrede too]

Predestination. It's why praying is futile. And I hope you didn't get a Johnson & Johnson or a Big Johnson pacemaker. Either will only result in trouble.

Johnson & Johnson mascot:

Spoiler:

Dik-dik

[Vrede too]

Just got a pacemaker. Idk why praying the arrhythmia away did not work.

And here I thought he was awarded a heart. Cheetohead would've claimed heart of the year.

It sure wasn't courage or a spine.

IMO The Week leans con, but is not extreme.

Mike Pence's only mode is groveling

Ouch.