One time this Texan . . .

[Vrede too]

Probably the holes in her shorts.
Interestingly, the stupid ordinance doesn't say anything about exposure of breast cleavage. Or entire breasts for that matter.

Mardi Gras bead lobby.

[billy.pilgrim]

https://news.yahoo.com/no-more-hoodies- ... 34328.html

Students of a northeast Texas school district will no longer be allowed to wear hoodies — or any clothing with hoods — while inside school buildings.

... Read more and link to dress code at: https://www.star-telegram.com/news/nati ... rylink=cpy

Striped shirts and dresses are products of the Devil.

Hoodies and dresses or anything loose is a hazard at a book burning, which I assume from the article they indulge in at least once a week. The whole goddamn policy needs to be stomped, fish slapped, and clobbered with anti Nazi powder. Hell, they might as well issue a fucking uniform.

The devil's disciples are enraged at having their rights to striped shirts striped away.

https://news.yahoo.com/parents-unload-t ... 55283.html

[Vrede too]

The devil's disciples are enraged at having their rights to striped shirts striped away.

https://news.yahoo.com/parents-unload-t ... 55283.html

Fascist school district, righteous parents. However, the dress code does not apply to the slain victims of the next mass shooting. Freedom at last!

[Vrede too]

MAGA!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf1YxHpOvF4



Mothers Against Greg Abbott State PAC

[GoCubsGo]

MAGA!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf1YxHpOvF4



Mothers Against Greg Abbott State PAC

[GoCubsGo]

Open carry for everyone!
https://hg.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/ ... _for_life/

[Vrede too]

Open carry for everyone!
https://hg.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/ ... _for_life/

video at your link. It's like old timey slapstick, with gunplay.

[Vrede too]

Open carry for everyone!
https://hg.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/ ... _for_life/

Yikes!

2-year-old was in backseat during road-rage shooting caught on video, Texas cops say

... A man driving a truck approached the victim and “allegedly assaulted him,” Harris County Sheriff Ed Gonzalez said. As the victim began to flee in his vehicle, a woman who was riding in the truck exited with a handgun and fired into the backseat window of the car, Gonzalez said....

The victim driving the car was taken to the hospital with a “possible graze wound” and is listed in good condition, Gonzalez said. The toddler was uninjured....

Whew.

[Vrede too]

Open carry for everyone!
https://hg.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/ ... _for_life/

It's a "family activity".

Arguing brothers pull out guns and shoot each other, Texas cops say. One was killed

Young hotheads?

... The men, ages 37 and 41, had gotten into an “unknown dispute,” police said. At some point, one pulled out a gun and shot the other, who then fired back....

Still, young enough for a Darwin Award.

Texas families don't even need guns, though gun-wielding started this melee:

Family of four, all wielding knives, stab each other in wild fight, Texas cops say

[billy.pilgrim]

"Vanishing twin syndrome was first recognized in 1945. This occurs when a twin or multiple disappears in the uterus during pregnancy as a result of a miscarriage of one twin or multiple. The fetal tissue is absorbed by the other twin, multiple, placenta or the mother."

Death penalty still on the table in landmark Texas case of fratricide in utero.

DA says, Clearly a life was taken. Texas laws are clear on this matter. We cannot let this go unpunished; there's too much at stake.
The only question we have now is: this simple fratricide, or was the mother involved.

[Vrede too]

"Vanishing twin syndrome was first recognized in 1945. This occurs when a twin or multiple disappears in the uterus during pregnancy as a result of a miscarriage of one twin or multiple. The fetal tissue is absorbed by the other twin, multiple, placenta or the mother."

Death penalty still on the table in landmark Texas case of fratricide in utero.

DA says, Clearly a life was taken. Texas laws are clear on this matter. We cannot let this go unpunished; there's too much at stake.
The only question we have now is: this simple fratricide, or was the mother involved.

Also because it's Texas - The only thing that will stop a bad fetal twin is a good fetal twin with a gun. SYG.

Question: Why can't Texas and other red state women that want an abortion make a Castle Doctrine claim?

A castle doctrine, also known as a castle law or a defense of habitation law, is a legal doctrine that designates a person's abode or any legally occupied place (for example, a vehicle or home) as a place in which that person has protections and immunities permitting one, in certain circumstances, to use force (up to and including deadly force) to defend oneself against an intruder, free from legal prosecution for the consequences of the force used....

Seems apt to me.

[Vrede too]

Is it Illegal to Own More than Six Dildos in Texas? Yes, It Is

... So yes, under Texas law, it is not allowed for a person to own six Dildos, but he or she can own six or more different guns.

Mississippi, Alabama and Virginia also have similar laws that forbid the possession of multiple sexual devices. For Republicans, it is an outrage that a person can’t own as many guns as he wants, but it is completely normal to ban owning more than six Dildos.

[GoCubsGo]

Is it Illegal to Own More than Six Dildos in Texas? Yes, It Is

... So yes, under Texas law, it is not allowed for a person to own six Dildos, but he or she can own six or more different guns.

Mississippi, Alabama and Virginia also have similar laws that forbid the possession of multiple sexual devices. For Republicans, it is an outrage that a person can’t own as many guns as he wants, but it is completely normal to ban owning more than six Dildos.

I probably don't want the answer to this.

Why would anyone want or need more than six?

[Vrede too]

I probably don't want the answer to this.

Why would anyone want or need more than six?

Guns or dildos?

[GoCubsGo]

I probably don't want the answer to this.

Why would anyone want or need more than six?

Guns or dildos?

Either.

[neoplacebo]

I probably don't want the answer to this.

Why would anyone want or need more than six?

Guns or dildos?

Either.

I'm not sure, but I think if the dildos are semi automatic or full automatic the six dildo limit does not apply.

[GoCubsGo]

I probably don't want the answer to this.

Why would anyone want or need more than six?

Guns or dildos?

Either.

I'm not sure, but I think if the dildos are semi automatic or full automatic the six dildo limit does not apply.

Ah...guess there's not a "barrel" limit either?

[neoplacebo]

[Vrede too]

Speaking of dicks:

Is the worst AG in the nation finally going down?

(GQP-led) House panel hears details of complaints against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton

A Texas House investigations committee expressed shock and disgust Wednesday as investigators presented evidence in what they described as a decadelong pattern of illegal and unethical behavior by state Attorney General Ken Paxton, who has been under criminal indictment for more than seven years over allegations of securities fraud.

The three-hour hearing Wednesday uncovered little evidence that had not already surfaced in Paxton’s many legal troubles, but it was noteworthy because it came before a House panel with authority to initiate formal disciplinary action against the state’s top attorney and highest-ranking elected law enforcement official.

The panel’s chairman, Rep. Andrew Murr, sidestepped reporters' questions on the potential for punishment, but during the hearing, after the investigators methodically recited their findings, he did not hide his displeasure.

"That's a pretty comprehensive list of concerns that are alarming to hear," said Murr, R-Junction. "It curls my moustache."

The evidence against Paxton ran the gamut on his legal and personal woes, from a 2015 state securities case, for which he remains indicted on three counts; to an extramarital affair that he tried to keep from his wife, state Sen. Angela Paxton; to an ongoing federal investigation into his connection to a campaign donor, Austin real estate developer Nate Paul.

Investigators also detailed an ongoing whistleblower lawsuit brought against Ken Paxton in 2020 by four former aides who claim they were fired from his office after they alerted federal authorities that the attorney general might have committed crimes by intervening into multiple legal matters involving Paul....

Although a possible impeachment never came up, it appears as if the House General Investigating Committee might be building a case against Paxton to present before the full House for formal discipline. If the House signs off on articles of impeachment, a trial would be held in the Senate, where a conviction requires two-thirds support....

After the most damning evidence, Murr often interrupted the lawyers and had them repeat themselves or summarize portions of the testimony to emphasize their concerns. After a lawyer informed the panel that Paxton might be violating state law by potentially having a homestead exemption on two properties, Murr responded, “Duly noted.” That allegation had not previously been disclosed publicly....

Now Texas RepuQs, about your complicity with Paxton all these years?

[Vrede too]

Texas panel recommends impeaching state attorney general Ken Paxton
State legislature’s committee made unanimous recommendation after hearing claims of violations of multiple laws including fraud

... The state house of representatives could vote on the recommendation as soon as Friday. If the house impeaches Paxton, he would be forced to leave office immediately.

No Senate trial? The article above says:

If the House signs off on articles of impeachment, a trial would be held in the Senate, where a conviction requires two-thirds support.

Back to today's article:

... Paxton was elected in 2014 and has won re-election twice. He has faced significant legal scrutiny before. In 2015, Paxton was indicted on securities fraud charges for which he is yet to stand trial. The US justice department is also investigating Paxton over alleged corruption, according to the Associated Press.

(lots more details about how horrible Paxton is)

Texas voters.