Coronavirus

[bannination]

Donald Trump puts Mike Pence in charge of US coronavirus response


I feel safer already.

[GoCubsGo]

Yeah, but what about the caronavirus? That's the one we need to fear!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
13h
Low Ratings Fake News MSDNC (Comcast) &
@CNN
are doing everything possible to make the Caronavirus look as bad as possible, including panicking markets, if possible. Likewise their incompetent Do Nothing Democrat comrades are all talk, no action. USA in great shape!
@CDCgov
.....

[O Really]

Yeah, but what about the caronavirus? That's the one we need to fear!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
13h
Low Ratings Fake News MSDNC (Comcast) &
@CNN
are doing everything possible to make the Caronavirus look as bad as possible, including panicking markets, if possible. Likewise their incompetent Do Nothing Democrat comrades are all talk, no action. USA in great shape!
@CDCgov
.....

Yeah, dang Dems. Spooking the Canadian market too

TORONTO - U.S. stock markets suffered their worst day in more than two years Monday while Canada's main stock index posted a triple-digit decline amid concerns stemming from an increase in new cases of the novel coronavirus outside of China.

The markets plunged in reaction to amplified economic uncertainty caused by outbreaks in more developed countries like Italy and South Korea, said Craig Fehr, Canadian markets strategist, Edward Jones.

[Vrede too]

Donald Trump puts Mike Pence in charge of US coronavirus response

I feel safer already.

Is VP Q-tip going to lead the nation in thoughts, prayers and eulogies?

Mike Pence's 'Pray On It' Plan To Combat Indiana HIV Outbreak Resurfaces After Trump Taps VP to Lead Coronavirus Response

[Vrede too]

Yeah, but what about the caronavirus? That's the one we need to fear!

Yeah, dang Dems. Spooking the Canadian market too

Trump’s coronavirus response includes many things he criticized President Obama for

IMPOSPOTUS hates it when circumstances force him to act as competently and responsibly as Obama.

[Vrede too]

I hope Mommy doesn't get it.

By publicly contradicting Trump on coronavirus, Alex Azar just became the most important person in the administration

We’ve seen this movie before. Headline fix:

By publicly contradicting Trump on coronavirus, Alex Azar just became the most important FORMER person in the administration

Even VP Q-tip is being set up for removal from the ticket when things don't go well.

[Vrede too]

VP Q-tip's very first action, coming on the heels of Alex Azar contradicting IMPOSPOTUS: All public statements must be funneled through VP Q-tip's office.

I was wrong, he is more than qualified to be a loyal censor for 45SHOLE.

[neoplacebo]

Coronavirus, my ass. trumpy bear will soon put Jared Kushner on this and it will be solved damn quick and we'll look in the mirror and laugh about how worried we all were.

[Whack9]

https://www.newsweek.com/hhs-coronaviru ... ck-1489624

HHS CORONAVIRUS WHISTLEBLOWER CLAIMS SHE WAS UNFAIRLY REASSIGNED AFTER RAISING CONCERNS OVER LACK OF PROTECTIVE GEAR: REPORT

A senior Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) whistleblower claims she was unfairly and improperly reassigned after raising concerns about the lack of training, protective gear given to a dozen workers who assisted American coronavirus evacuees.

...

HHS workers were "not properly trained or equipped to operate in a public health emergency situation," she alleges in the complaint, adding that they were "improperly deployed." Because of this, the whistleblower alleges that the staffers could have been exposed to the coronavirus as they had face-to-face contact with the passengers in an airplane hangar and adequate steps had not been taken to ensure their safety.

[neoplacebo]

Not to worry, Mr. Science is on it!

Coronavirus: Four times Mike Pence denied health-related science

During Indiana’s HIV outbreak in 2015, Pence initially opposed a clean-needle exchange ...

Pence previously said smoking doesn’t kill...

He said condoms are “very poor” protection against sexually transmitted diseases ...

Pence has refused to say that climate change is a threat ...

Oh yeah, the nation's future is in good hands. I think I may sell some stocks tomorrow...

Balls.....aside from being a one man mini AIDS epidemic, Pence has no medical experience other than his four lobotomies and nine circumcisions. At this point, there's just not much left of him. The bastard is so light headed the soles of his shoes are solid steel and he no longer has any blood in his body; he runs on plasma alone. He shaves using the lid from an old tin can but never bleeds; he just oozes what looks like Karo syrup. He will fall on his white plasma ass over this new assignment. The man will always be a shameful failure and medical oddity.

[O Really]

So just where Covid-19 originated is still a matter for research. But I suspect scientific resources would be better directed toward developing a vaccine against it.

Yep, but didn't Trump say he'd have a vaccine in a couple or few weeks?

[Vrede too]

... But wait, there's more...

Trump Didn’t Just Botch the Coronavirus Response. He Enabled Its Spread

Asshole POTUS.


This has its moments:


Coronavirus Cold Open - SNL

South Cracker Barrel.
Get rid of that baby.
Oh, yes you were.
Stalin.
Typhoid Mary.

[Whack9]

I'm flying out to the bay area the third week of April. San Jose, right where a bunch of cases popped up. Also booked some tickets for a show in Oakland. Covid-19 better fuck off before my trip.

[billy.pilgrim]

I'm flying out to the bay area the third week of April. San Jose, right where a bunch of cases popped up. Also booked some tickets for a show in Oakland. Covid-19 better fuck off before my trip.

Years from now students will be studying Corvid-whack along with Typhoid Mary.

[Whack9]

I'm flying out to the bay area the third week of April. San Jose, right where a bunch of cases popped up. Also booked some tickets for a show in Oakland. Covid-19 better fuck off before my trip.

Years from now students will be studying Corvid-whack along with Typhoid Mary.

That Cali gas will be worth it though

[bannination]

So just where Covid-19 originated is still a matter for research. But I suspect scientific resources would be better directed toward developing a vaccine against it.

Yep, but didn't Trump say he'd have a vaccine in a couple or few weeks?

..and then today or yesterday Trump argued that maybe a strong flu vaccine would fix it.

We're so screwed.

[Vrede too]

So just where Covid-19 originated is still a matter for research. But I suspect scientific resources would be better directed toward developing a vaccine against it.

Yep, but didn't Trump say he'd have a vaccine in a couple or few weeks?

..and then today or yesterday Trump argued that maybe a strong flu vaccine would fix it.

We're so screwed.

45SHOLE is an anti-vaxxer, anyhow.

[bannination]

So just where Covid-19 originated is still a matter for research. But I suspect scientific resources would be better directed toward developing a vaccine against it.

Yep, but didn't Trump say he'd have a vaccine in a couple or few weeks?

..and then today or yesterday Trump argued that maybe a strong flu vaccine would fix it.

We're so screwed.

45SHOLE is an anti-vaxxer, anyhow.

I think he just plays one, I think he actually gets his shots. At least that's what I've heard.

[GoCubsGo]

So just where Covid-19 originated is still a matter for research. But I suspect scientific resources would be better directed toward developing a vaccine against it.

Yep, but didn't Trump say he'd have a vaccine in a couple or few weeks?

..and then today or yesterday Trump argued that maybe a strong flu vaccine would fix it.

We're so screwed.

45SHOLE is an anti-vaxxer, anyhow.

I think he just plays one, I think he actually gets his shots. At least that's what I've heard.

Are many people saying that?

[Vrede too]

45SHOLE is an anti-vaxxer, anyhow.

I think he just plays one, I think he actually gets his shots. At least that's what I've heard.

Could be, but his public statements are more important than his personal actions.