Thought he was having or maybe he already had the biggest election fraud summit in history?
Could be, I was thinking more of the business. Guess I was jumping to conclusions based on your clearance sale posts above. Maybe Putin's check cleared.
“I am ready to meet these son-of-a-guns at the gates of hell, if necessary,” Michael Flynn, the former Trump national security adviser and pardon recipient, said on a panel Wednesday night. Soon after, another former administration staffer and Trump pardon recipient, Steve Bannon, called out the Fulton County, Georgia, district attorney prosecuting the case against Trump, Fani Willis, who, along with members of the grand jury that handed up the indictment against Trump, has been targeted online.
“We’re going to ram the stealing of Georgia down her throat, and we’re going to ram it up the ass of the governor!” he roared. “Are you fired up yet?”
Hey I thought we were going to be changed forever by the revelations here.
I must have missed it.
Guess I wasn't the only one.
Ah, there it is.
Eamus Catuli~AC 000000000101010202020303010304 020405....Ahhhh, forget it, it's gonna be a while.
... On Wednesday night, the Washington Times reported that Josh Merritt, one of Lindell's supposed election fraud experts, described Lindell's data as a "turd" that the cyber team was asked to polish "into a diamond." As of Thursday afternoon, Lindell had not released the "packet captures" (PCAPs) from the 2020 election that he had long promised, or any other hard data to support his claims of systematic fraud.
Opps.
A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
-- Charlie Sykes on MSNBC
1312. ETTD.
One week ago, when Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis read out this list of 19 people indicted for a plot to steal Georgia's presidential election, many of the names were familiar from the two-and-a-half years of fallout from Donald Trump's attempted coup. Rudy Giuliani, John Eastman, Jeffrey Clark, Kenneth Chesebro, Sidney Powell and others: Willis read a seemingly exhaustive list of every buffoonish character who signed onto a conspiracy to install a TV game show host as dictator. In addition, there were 30 other unindicted co-conspirators, who were unnamed in the document but whose identities have likely been uncovered by reporters at the Daily Beast: people like Bernie Kerik, Phil Waldron, Tim Fitton, and Boris Epshteyn. Truly, a stunning array of the biggest scumbags in America.
But there is one name that eagle-eyed observers who have closely followed this story will note is missing: Mike Lindell, the comically self-important maniac who founded the second-rate linens company MyPillow.
Mike Lindell wasn't even cool enough to be a real member of the clown car coup.
Kanye West's old publicist, Trevian Kutti, got to be listed as part of what the charges describe as Trump's "criminal enterprise," but poor old Mikey boy didn't rate a mention in the 98-page document. Same story with the hefty indictments filed against Trump in federal court by special prosecutor Jack Smith. Reporters quickly figured out who the six unnamed co-conspirators in the 2020 election interference and Capitol riot indictment were, but the MyPillow founder was not one of them....
Since then, Lindell has spent untold millions of dollars pursuing various harebrained ideas to claw back President Joe Biden's electoral victory and somehow "reinstate" Trump to the White House. Much, if not most, of that money has thankfully been pocketed by fraudsters taking advantage of Lindell's delusional belief that he can simply spend his way into the fascist dictatorship of his dreams.
.... On Wednesday, he had another embarrassing event, billed as an "election crime" summit, in which he would supposedly offer the big breakthrough to "fix the elections." Instead, the event was a confusing flop, and unsurprisingly, continued to advance no evidence of the "stolen" election.
Jimmy Kimmel 1
Pillow Guy 0
Jimmy Kimmel is Antifa!
But hey, he got Steve Bannon to give a nasty speech, because Bannon will always reliably show up where fools are being parted from their money.
The yawning lack of law enforcement interest in Lindell has got to smart. It really underscores a suspicion many have had about Lindell's role in the coup: The plotters were keeping him around for his money but didn't actually take him seriously enough to involve him in the criminal conspiracy. Lindell is like one of those creepy adult men who hangs out with high school kids: They only tolerate him because he buys them beer. And like those men, he's pathetic on two levels: in the company he wanted to keep, and the fact that he was too lame even for them.
Ouch!
As the indictments from both Willis and Smith show, the people involved in Trump's coup aren't just fascist, they're big old dorks who almost seem to be play-acting, even as their crimes are quite real....
We also saw this phenomenon with the people who stormed the Capitol on January 6. It became the most well-documented crime in history, because the insurrectionists themselves photographed and videoed every moment of it. They seemed to think they were tourists at an amusement park, like storming the Capitol is a Disney exhibition instead of a violent attack. But, of course, their fantasy role-play led them to commit very real crimes, and many of them are paying for it in prison.
... But poor Mike Lindell wasn't even cool enough to be a real member of the clown car coup. These folks let wild-eyed Sidney Powell and hair dye-sweating Rudy Giuliani into their inner circle. No wonder Lindell thought he had a chance to get in — yet no cigar. He's hit a level of bumbling crazy so off-the-charts that even these people knew to keep him at arm's length. This is more humiliating than being turned away from a stamp collecting convention for being too nerdy. For most people, not being indicted for organized crime is a good thing. For Lindell, it's just one more reminder that he sucks so much that he couldn't even be friends with the worst people in the country.
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In his 2nd term chump was planning on making lindell Secretary of Inferior
I think that Willis didn't include Lindell in the indictment because prosecutors would have a difficult time convincing jurors that Lindell was actually being serious when he said those things. This guy has become such a joke that jurors wouldn't believe that what he said was anything more than the ravings of a madman.
Lindell has lost his business and most of his $155 million assets.......... all for Trump! That's amazing and so incredibly incredibly funny I just love hearing about it
A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
-- Charlie Sykes on MSNBC
1312. ETTD.
In the past couple of weeks he's been running his pillow ads here; it's a new one where a moronic looking guy (he looks like Jeffrey Clark after a three day drinking binge) opens his bathroom medicine cabinet and Lindell is in there. When I see this ad, it makes me wish that the son of a bitch would be in my medicine cabinet when I open it. I'd either punch him in the mouth or if I knew before I opened it he was in there I'd have a pot full of scum water ready to anoint him with.
... Finally, he said that his company would've been in big trouble without the support of the MAGA faithful and announced a new sale of up to 80% off all products to try and save the country from going under.
"country"?
Dolt .45: Mike who? Didn't he used to bring me covfefe?
Stumbled on this. I had forgotten about it: COVFEFE Act
A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
-- Charlie Sykes on MSNBC
1312. ETTD.
... Lindell talked about the situation on Steve Bannon’s podcast and in his own video message on his site, FrankSpeech.com. Lindell said that Fox News “has cancelled MyPillow. We don’t know why. We can only make a couple of guesses. Maybe it was because Lou Dobbs was added here over at Lindell.com.”
The only thing I can think of why the IRS is auditing employment issues would be if pillowman was wrongly claiming employees were "contractors" and didn't pay their taxes or that he was hiring illegally under the table. Either way the IRS can be a real bear if they decide to make your life miserable.
The only thing I can think of why the IRS is auditing employment issues would be if pillowman was wrongly claiming employees were "contractors" and didn't pay their taxes or that he was hiring illegally under the table. Either way the IRS can be a real bear if they decide to make your life miserable.
ETTD. Lock him up!
A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
-- Charlie Sykes on MSNBC
1312. ETTD.
This moron has at least one son; I wonder if he's as nutty as his dad or if he's wringing his hands over how his idiot dad is squandering whatever family wealth existed before jumping on the trump train wreck.
Ouch!
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