Conspiracy theories

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Eight-foot-deep? A person can bounce. What did he learn that he had to be silenced?

Paddleboarder who died off Martha’s Vineyard identified as chef of former President Obama

You know it's already out there, gonna search now:

‘A Man Lost His Life Here’: Drowning of Barack Obama’s Personal Chef Near the Former President Martha’s Vineyard Beach House Sparks Conspiracy Theories, Criticism

Nailed it.

Tamale Lopez says:
July 24, 2023 at 6:29 pm

Obama has a habit of bumping off his male Lovers that threaten to blackmail him.

Phyllis Combs says:
July 24, 2023 at 7:00 pm

Tamale Lopez shame on you

Reddit: r/conspiracy
by callmebaiken
Obama personal chef found dead in pond on Martha’s Vineyard

They're going for the old familiar "Sunday night paddleboarding accident".

Sorry, I meant, "Sunday night paddleboarding suicide".

He heard something, saw something, or slept with one of the daughters.. I’m guessing

Wonder what he heard

Dang... what did he hear that people would want him to commit suicide by being shot in the back of the head twice?

Dayum! Doesn’t pay in the long run to be WH chef in the dawn of the NWO does it?

Probably saw some of Obama's Epstein records.

Michelle is starting to rack up a death count.

Did the Clintons come over for a dinner party?

He had dirt on the Clintons

i am guessing he didnt want to cook the children for dinner.

Best one.

I’m sure he tripped, fell,dragged himself 100 ft from the shore and then drowned in eight feet of water, barely over his head. Yep. Checks out. Nothing to see here.

alright, what did he make that Hillary didn't like while visiting? haha

Following the Clintons tradition

If they wanted him gone they woulda made it happen far far away from anything related to the ex president not on one of his residences..too obvious

You’re giving too much credit to these people. They’ve very arrogant cause they get away with it regardless. We also know Epstein couldn’t have hung himself the way he did. And we also know Clinton’s friends who committed suicide couldn’t have done so by being shot twice in the back of the head. And yet here we are with no justice served. This will be no different.

They want us to know they're "untouchable".

It's done to send a message

(lots more)

No matter the logic of a situation the conspiracy theorists will always come up with a "logic" to negate it.

Have you seen any other conspiracy theories on this tragedy or different topics?

[GoCubsGo]

Chappepondic begins.

Wait until morning, the RWNJ's will have the gamut.

They're starting to get ramped up on LNF.

Since Obama is from Hawaii I figure there's a connection.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-free-div ... 25060.html

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Chappepondic begins.

Wait until morning, the RWNJ's will have the gamut.

They're starting to get ramped up on LNF.

Since Obama is from Hawaii I figure there's a connection.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-free-div ... 25060.html

Michelle was spotted on the paddleboard with her lover, the chef.
Barack free dives competitively, very competitively.
Sasha loves children and pizza.
Malia interned for Harvey Weinstein.

Spoiler:

That's actually real.

[GoCubsGo]

Michelle was spotted on the paddleboard with her lover, the chef.
Barack free dives competitively, very competitively.
Sasha loves children and pizza.
Malia interned for Harvey Weinstein.

Spoiler:

That's actually real.

What's the over/under for when trump twooths about it?

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What's the over/under for when trump twooths about it?

Great minds . . .
I was going to post something like, 'Dolt .45's up next,' with my first post, but forgot as I was composing other stuff.

"People are saying . . . "

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Saw this headline and my immediate conspiracy theory thought was, 'Must be the vax.'

Since COVID, more young people are dying of heart attacks. Here's what we know

Of course, it's the COVID infection, NOT the vax, causing these cardiac issues.

Right on cue:

Bronny James’s cardiac arrest reignites rumors linking rare instances of myocarditis to the COVID-19 vaccine

... Earlier this year, Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin collapsed on the field following a hit during a Monday Night Football game against the Cincinnati Bengals. Shortly thereafter, some people on social media began pointing blame at the COVID-19 vaccine in an latest attempt to undermine the vaccine’s efficacy.

At the time, Dr. Michael Emery, cardiologist and co-director of the sports cardiology center at Cleveland Clinic, told Fortune, “The [suggested] link between the COVID-19 vaccine [and cardiac arrest] is wildly and irresponsibly speculative from a very vocal minority.”

... “You’re more likely to develop a serious illness from the COVID virus itself than you are a COVID vaccine,” Emery continued, as people who’ve contracted the virus can sometimes develop lingering effects, such as long COVID; require hospitalization; or may die from complications related to COVID-19.

“This is a case where correlation does not equal causation,” Emery said.

, but the conspiracy theorists won't be deterred.

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Michelle was spotted on the paddleboard with her lover, the chef.
Barack free dives competitively, very competitively.
Sasha loves children and pizza.
Malia interned for Harvey Weinstein.

Spoiler:

That last one is actually real.

What's the over/under for when trump twooths about it?

Shockingly, I can't find that Dolt .45 has uttered a peep. His sycophants, including Roger Stone, have been busy, though:
Trump Cultists Claim The Obamas Murdered Their Chef


Completely different conspiracy:

Joe Rogan amplifies conspiracy theory that nuclear tests were faked
Joe Rogan and a guest on his top-ranked Spotify podcast suggested in a July 2023 episode that US nuclear tests captured on video were faked, arguing that cameras could not sustain the forces that blew up model houses, cars and electrical structures. This is false; the Cold War-era experiments used film setups built to withstand atomic blasts and radiation, experts told AFP.

Tell that to the tens of thousands of Downwinders and GI Guinea Pigs.

... Videos from Rogan's podcast rocketed across YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and other platforms in the days after the episode's release, with one TikTok clip drawing more than 7.4 million views. The post's caption: "Did The United States Fake These Nuclear Test Videos?"

People are idiots.

Other posts have gone further, claiming atomic bombs themselves are fake.

Many links in the article.

... But the history of atomic photography is well documented. More than half a dozen experts told AFP the Cold War-era tests were not faked -- they were recorded with equipment built to withstand nuclear blasts.

"The type of film used was very slow and not very sensitive to radiation, yet these cameras still needed a couple of inches of lead around them," said Peter Kuran, author of "How to Photograph an Atomic Bomb." "The camera setups were designed to stay in place and handle the blast pressure."

Alex Wellerstein, a nuclear historian at the Stevens Institute of Technology in New Jersey, told AFP he has seen conspiracy theories about the test footage circulating online for some time.

"To imagine this conspiracy to be true is to imagine that essentially all scientists in the world are in on it, and none have bothered -- for any reason -- to dispute it. It is stupid," he said....

Yep. Rogan rivals RFK Jr and Alex Jones for moronic homicidal wingnuttery.

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Rogan's entire career, starting as a stand-up comedian and continuing through "Fear Factor" and on to his other shows has been built on being outrageous. What's frightening is that he can make so much money off of people who actually believe his shit.

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ksu....whatever from lnf

"This is one of those stories that we need to give 48 hours to marinate. But here is what we know:"

"Somehow, this guy goes under in the ocean and is never seen again. Then his body just appeared in the pond behind Obama's house.

How does that happen? Did a seal see him wash ashore and just drag him to the pond to get him out of the way? And if you think that is stupid, give me something more plausible. Lol"


Rwb continues

"Michael probably caught Barack having an affair with the guy and got jealous. Maybe the Republicans should start an investigation and spend millions of dollars on this nothing burger! works for the Corrupt Democrats."

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ksu....whatever from lnf ...

Rwb continues ...

Whiny morons.


Joe Rogan Says It’s a ‘Fact’ That Jan. 6 Was a False Flag, Cites Ray Epps

Intricate and stupid apologia for Faux Noise and the RepuQs.