Irony is dead

[billy.pilgrim]

Irony busted

Cop wife and "Cop union ‘grandma’ Joanne Segovia, accused of running global fentanyl ring, is all smiles at Little League game"

She's "living life “as if nothing has happened,” and doesn’t even have an ankle monitor"

She's "been out on bail since charged with allegedly leading a double life dealing drugs, including deadly fentanyl, while working as executive director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association in March."

"At least one shipment made by Segovia led to an overdose" what, no charges for big shot white cop's wife?

"As part of her initial release agreement, Segovia was required to maintain or seek employment, but her attorneys asked the court to modify that condition because she cannot find employment"

Irony meter explodes here

"her position within the police union could significantly affect her sentencing if she is found guilty.

According to Lou Shapiro, a federal criminal defense attorney and legal analyst, people who hold positions of power are held to a higher standard.

“Someone who is in a position of trust, when they abuse that trust, can face stricter sentencing consequences." has happened never.

https://nypost.com/2023/07/31/joanne-se ... -sentence/

[Vrede too]

Irony busted

Cop wife and "Cop union ‘grandma’ Joanne Segovia, accused of running global fentanyl ring, is all smiles at Little League game"


https://nypost.com/2023/07/31/joanne-se ... -sentence/

... She claims the mastermind was actually her housekeeper — a “family friend” who allegedly suffers from a substance abuse disorder, according to a Homeland Security Investigations report....

Evil Hazel did it.