WTF?
What state is that from? Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with all the minor state outlines over there...
Oooh, very very good.
Fredrick Smith is the real Register of Deeds, moron, as I linked. It's Whack9's fake Online Death Certificate Request that you fell for. Get a 4th grader to explain it to you.
Gotta admit, I pretty much fell for it too (didn't even think to check). Nothing is too incredulous or stupid to be unbelievable these days.
See, Useless, this is how an adult behaves. It's no big deal to admit gullibility, but your problem is that you don't have the stones for it. Hence, we get to give you endless crap. Thanks.
neoplacebo wrote: ↑Fri Feb 11, 2022 4:47 pmSecurity guard in Russian museum draws eyes on eyeless art. It was his first day on the job. He was apparently an ambitious dude. trump would hire him just on this basis. It's notable that he didn't also put smiley faces on them but I guess his acute sense of style precluded such a thing.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sec ... 00918.html
... Still, there’s something oddly adorable about the tiny additions to Leporskaya’s “Three Figures.” If one didn’t know any better (and we don’t), one might assume that the eyes were actually original to the painting... not that we’d ever endorse such reckless and rude behavior.
After all, there are so many other historic works of “art” out there that are much more deserving of defacement and ruination...
(Let's watch some statues of racists get defaced, toppled, tossed in the harbor)
Not that we’re endorsing that, either. But that’s merely from a legal standpoint.
Aye aye, as they say.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Fri Feb 11, 2022 4:47 pmSecurity guard in Russian museum draws eyes on eyeless art. It was his first day on the job. He was apparently an ambitious dude. trump would hire him just on this basis. It's notable that he didn't also put smiley faces on them but I guess his acute sense of style precluded such a thing.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sec ... 00918.html
How sad.
Origin Of Phrase “Cool As A Cucumber”
Did you know? The inside of a cucumber is almost 20 degrees cooler than the outside air? ...
Why did it take the sister 9 days to report her sister missing?Washington Police Rescue Woman with Disabilities Who Was Trapped in Car at Tow Yard for 9 Days
A woman with disabilities in Washington state has been rescued after spending nine days in a car during what authorities are describing as "near freezing weather."
In a Tuesday Facebook post, the Kent Police Department revealed that the "severely disabled adult" woman, who is not named, was reported missing by her sister on Feb. 14.
Officials went on to say that the woman "was last seen on February 5, 2022 when her mother, a 45-year-old Kent resident, parked her vehicle at a gas station in [Kent] and walked off, leaving her daughter inside the car."
According to the police department, they "determined through investigation that the vehicle had been privately towed, at the request of the gas station personnel, to a lot in Burien."
Once Kent PD contracted the tow yard, employees at the latter located the woman inside the vehicle that had been towed.
"She had been inside the car for 9 days alone in the tow yard during near freezing weather," the Facebook post reveals.
Officers "immediately requested medical aid," they say, and the woman "was transported to a local hospital to receive treatment."
The investigation into the incident is ongoing, Kent PD adds.
A manager at Skyway Towing and Rescue, Bon Pauza, told Fox 13 Seattle that they "found a lady in the backseat covered over by clothing and other detritus, so she couldn't be seen."
He added that the woman was unresponsive when medical helped arrived, after his driver knocked on the window of the locked car to no response....
I knew that and have been laughing at those nitwits that put cucumbers on their closed eyes. What the fuck is that shit? I put them under my arms.Vrede too wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 1:08 pmI learned this on Ridiculousness:Origin Of Phrase “Cool As A Cucumber”
Did you know? The inside of a cucumber is almost 20 degrees cooler than the outside air? ...
And suddenly cucumber sales take a nose dive.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:50 pmI knew that and have been laughing at those nitwits that put cucumbers on their closed eyes. What the fuck is that shit? I put them under my arms.