Education thread

[Vrede too]

Actually, I prefer Va Va Voom Vivarium College Dropout Trailer Park Girls Porn Pics.

Oh shit, I got Vivarium and Vibranium mixed up.

Either way, you've got Useless chasing his tail.

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What drug makes you so gullible that you invested the time in checking? Are you drunk?

[GoCubsGo]

Actually, I prefer Va Va Voom Vivarium College Dropout Trailer Park Girls Porn Pics.

Oh shit, I got Vivarium and Vibranium mixed up.

Either way, you've got Useless chasing his tail.

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What drug makes you so gullible that you invested the time in checking? Are you drunk?

I know. It's astonishing how he can be pathetic and entertaining at the same time.

[Ulysses]

I know. It's astonishing how he can be pathetic and entertaining at the same time.

Once again, GCG indulges his penchant for projection.

[GoCubsGo]

I know. It's astonishing how he can be pathetic and entertaining at the same time.

Once again, GCG indulges his penchant for projection.

Even your trash talk is pathetic.

Thx!

[Ulysses]

Once again, GCG indulges his penchant for projection.

[Vrede too]

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Translation: Waaa, am not, you are, waaa.

(signature: obsessed butthurt )

Awww. , Useless. So much for "Ignored". You fail again. Plus, Useless, you've been busted too many times for anyone to believe you're not reading my posts, anyhow. It's just your excuse for cowering. Awww.

[neoplacebo]

We need a new thread "Wingnutties IN Control" Arrrrrgh!

The TN state legislature is in session now and live on tv. I've watched some of it. It's really fucking crazy; almost like a bad movie. No, like a bad movie times ten. If I didn't already drink and squeeze the hell out of Vivarium, I surely would start after watching this stuff. A few might even shoot their tv over it. I never watch it more than about half an hour....too much intense ignorance. Hard to fathom or describe.

I dunno. If one's current TV is a flat panel, then shooting it wouldn't be half as impressive as would be shooting an older cathode ray tube set. Of course, if the location is TN, then perhaps most TV's are still old dim CRT's, probably B&W.

OTOH, I don't think California broadcasts its legislative sessions, at least not over the air. Maybe they have a website for that; I could care less.

Yeah, most of the tv's here have big glass screens and are powered by coal. We had milkmen that would deliver milk up until a couple of years ago,and paper boys who'd deliver the daily paper by bicycle to every house, mailmen who'd walk right up to your house and give you mail, doctors would come to see you at home and see what the fuck was wrong with you. But all those people got shot when Republicans took over, It's driven me to Vivarium excess, if there is such a thing.

Where can one procure this Vivarium?

I might as well break it to you; Vivarium is not available (and is unobtainium) to anyone suffering from or suspected of having hollow cranium.

[Ulysses]

The TN state legislature is in session now and live on tv. I've watched some of it. It's really fucking crazy; almost like a bad movie. No, like a bad movie times ten. If I didn't already drink and squeeze the hell out of Vivarium, I surely would start after watching this stuff. A few might even shoot their tv over it. I never watch it more than about half an hour....too much intense ignorance. Hard to fathom or describe.

I dunno. If one's current TV is a flat panel, then shooting it wouldn't be half as impressive as would be shooting an older cathode ray tube set. Of course, if the location is TN, then perhaps most TV's are still old dim CRT's, probably B&W.

OTOH, I don't think California broadcasts its legislative sessions, at least not over the air. Maybe they have a website for that; I could care less.

Yeah, most of the tv's here have big glass screens and are powered by coal. We had milkmen that would deliver milk up until a couple of years ago,and paper boys who'd deliver the daily paper by bicycle to every house, mailmen who'd walk right up to your house and give you mail, doctors would come to see you at home and see what the fuck was wrong with you. But all those people got shot when Republicans took over, It's driven me to Vivarium excess, if there is such a thing.

Where can one procure this Vivarium?

I might as well break it to you; Vivarium is not available (and is unobtainium) to anyone suffering from or suspected of having hollow cranium.

My question was academic. I have zero interest in actually indulging in your sick addiction to Vivarium. I just wanted to know so I could alert your state authorities to hunt down and eliminate the centers of Vivarium distribution where you reside. You are making this more difficult than it need be. Rest assured though that the drug cops will complete their mission, and slowly but surely you will begin your long journey back to a semblance of sanity.

[Vrede too]

Cancel culture in the deepest South:

Mississippi teacher fired for reading I Need a New Butt! to children
Toby Price’s termination for sharing the humorous children’s book has sparked criticism and a wave of support

[neoplacebo]

This will send the GQP nutjobs over the moon. 6 year old girl writes "do you like penis?" instead of "do you like peanuts?" on homework assignment. I don't know how they will manage to deal with this outrage.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kinderg ... 14792.html

[billy.pilgrim]

This will send the GQP nutjobs over the moon. 6 year old girl writes "do you like penis?" instead of "do you like peanuts?" on homework assignment. I don't know how they will manage to deal with this outrage.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kinderg ... 14792.html

The porn student should be expelled
The enabling teacher fired
And the school should be temporarily evaluated to allow for a thorough deep cleaning.

This is just awful.

[Ulysses]

This will send the GQP nutjobs over the moon. 6 year old girl writes "do you like penis?" instead of "do you like peanuts?" on homework assignment. I don't know how they will manage to deal with this outrage.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kinderg ... 14792.html

I'm kind of puzzled that kindergarten students are surveying high school students in the first place. WTF is up with that?

[neoplacebo]

This will send the GQP nutjobs over the moon. 6 year old girl writes "do you like penis?" instead of "do you like peanuts?" on homework assignment. I don't know how they will manage to deal with this outrage.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kinderg ... 14792.html

The porn student should be expelled
The enabling teacher fired
And the school should be temporarily evaluated to allow for a thorough deep cleaning.

This is just awful.

Ain't it the truth. This should result in the GQP quivering and quaking over what exactly to do about it. My prediction: the entire school board will be ousted and replaced with semi literate high school graduates and a few dropouts being placed in positions of authority. Red MAGA hats will be declared mandatory school attire. Black students also must wear signs around their necks that say "I'm a black American and have never experienced discrimination, hate, disgust, patronizing, or anything else vile and non white or non Christian in my entire life." The white students will also wear signs around their necks that say "I'm white and I don't hate niggers."

[Vrede too]

The porn student should be expelled
The enabling teacher fired
And the school should be temporarily evaluated to allow for a thorough deep cleaning.

This is just awful.

Ain't it the truth. This should result in the GQP quivering and quaking over what exactly to do about it. My prediction: the entire school board will be ousted and replaced with semi literate high school graduates and a few dropouts being placed in positions of authority. Red MAGA hats will be declared mandatory school attire. Black students also must wear signs around their necks that say "I'm a black American and have never experienced discrimination, hate, disgust, patronizing, or anything else vile and non white or non Christian in my entire life." The white students will also wear signs around their necks that say "I'm white and I don't hate niggers."

The high school students, boy and girls, that told a kindergartner that they like penis should also be expelled and imprisoned.

[O Really]

So I don't have the interest to dig into the truth of this, but apparently one of the reasons DeSantis ditched the math books was because they covered non-binary numbers, thus introducing alternate sexuality into the classroom.

[neoplacebo]

So I don't have the interest to dig into the truth of this, but apparently one of the reasons DeSantis ditched the math books was because they covered non-binary numbers, thus introducing alternate sexuality into the classroom.

Hell, I'm surprised that the GQP hasn't glommed onto the concept of getting rid of Arabic numerals and going back to using Roman numerals. The only reason I figure this hasn't happened is that they are too goddamn stupid to even know where these numbers came from. But it makes sense that they only want binary numbers (1 and 0) since everything else in their world is either batshit crazy or isn't. And maybe they've not advocated for going back to Roman numerals just because there is no zero to be had.

[Vrede too]

So I don't have the interest to dig into the truth of this, but apparently one of the reasons DeSantis ditched the math books was because they covered non-binary numbers, thus introducing alternate sexuality into the classroom.

Idk about that, but the reality ain't much better.

Banning math books and attacking libraries: Republicans ramp up their mission to spread ignorance
Florida bans 50 math books while a Republican judge in Texas argues there's no reason "to provide a public library"

Florida bans selection of math text books for critical race theory reasons
The books were "not appropriately aligned with Florida standards"

Florida Rejects Publishers’ Attempts to Indoctrinate Students

Remember back when we thought DeSantis might to be that bad for a Repub?

[Vrede too]

Hell, I'm surprised that the GQP hasn't glommed onto the concept of getting rid of Arabic numerals and going back to using Roman numerals. The only reason I figure this hasn't happened is that they are too goddamn stupid to even know where these numbers came from. But it makes sense that they only want binary numbers (1 and 0) since everything else in their world is either batshit crazy or isn't. And maybe they've not advocated for going back to Roman numerals just because there is no zero to be had.

The GQP already has plenty of zeroes.

On the bright side the paranoid wingnuts will retain negative numbers, irrational numbers and odd numbers . . . because they're paranoid wingnuts. However, real numbers and complex numbers are out.

Also, chemistry books with black or brown free radicals or ones with a left spin are banned, but free radicals with a right spin are peachy.

MCMLXXXIV

[O Really]

Posted in Education because the quotes mostly came from literary works most of us would have read.

"Best literary insults: fantastic written down put-downs"

https://www.shortlist.com/news/50-best-literary-insults

Some may find #14 entertaining.

Spoiler:

14. A Feast For Crows, George R.R. Martin
“The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”

[Vrede too]

Posted in Education because the quotes mostly came from literary works most of us would have read.

"Best literary insults: fantastic written down put-downs"

https://www.shortlist.com/news/50-best-literary-insults

Some may find #14 entertaining.

Spoiler:

14. A Feast For Crows, George R.R. Martin
“The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”

Thanks.

Spoiler:

'Useless' is faster to type out, but I'll give it a try.

Nipples on a Breastplate "(23.) ... was a goddam stupid moron. He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron.” Then, they put you on ignore.