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[neoplacebo]

Maybe they will name it the Shit Palace. Fifteen flushes for a buck.

[GoCubsGo]

Whoa is Melania.

While former President Donald Trump watches his second impeachment trial unfold, Melania Trump spends most of her time post-White House relaxing at the spa and staying out of the fray.

Though she has been checking in on the trial, says one source familiar with her interest level, the former first lady has mentally all but left Washington behind, unlike her husband

[billy.pilgrim]

Whoa is Melania.

While former President Donald Trump watches his second impeachment trial unfold, Melania Trump spends most of her time post-White House relaxing at the spa and staying out of the fray.

Though she has been checking in on the trial, says one source familiar with her interest level, the former first lady has mentally all but left Washington behind, unlike her husband

I'm assuming a typo, didn't you mean, Who is Melania?

[O Really]

Whoa is Melania.

While former President Donald Trump watches his second impeachment trial unfold, Melania Trump spends most of her time post-White House relaxing at the spa and staying out of the fray.

Though she has been checking in on the trial, says one source familiar with her interest level, the former first lady has mentally all but left Washington behind, unlike her husband

I'm assuming a typo, didn't you mean, Who is Melania?

I was assuming an alternate spelling of "Woe" is Melania.

[GoCubsGo]

Whoa is Melania.

While former President Donald Trump watches his second impeachment trial unfold, Melania Trump spends most of her time post-White House relaxing at the spa and staying out of the fray.

Though she has been checking in on the trial, says one source familiar with her interest level, the former first lady has mentally all but left Washington behind, unlike her husband

I'm assuming a typo, didn't you mean, Who is Melania?

I was assuming an alternate spelling of "Woe" is Melania.

Oops.

Although her face is a little horsey.

[GoCubsGo]

Jeez, not only does junior look like shit, he's barely coherently and having difficulty talking.

So sorry....not.

[neoplacebo]

I'm wondering if Jared will maintain his "whiter shade of pale" type complexion down there in south FL. And also if Ivanka's neck will grow faster being closer to the equator. This sort of shit keeps me up at night.

[GoCubsGo]

And here we were making fun of Eric as the dumb one.

[Vrede too]

And here we were making fun of Eric as the dumb one.

This surprised me:


Mary Trump on the Stupidest Trump Kid | The MeidasTouch Podcast

I'm inclined to believe her. At the least Eric is smart enough to mostly STFU.

[GoCubsGo]

And here we were making fun of Eric as the dumb one.

This surprised me:


I'm inclined to believe her. At the least Eric is smart enough to mostly STFU.

Probably credit Lara for that.

[Vrede too]

... At the least Eric is smart enough to mostly STFU.

Probably credit Lara for that.

That's future NC Senator Lara Trump to you, bub.

Donald Trump Jr.’s Defense Of Ted Cruz’s Cancun Trip Contains 1 Embarrassing Error
And Twitter users let former President Donald Trump’s son know all about it.

To be fair, Junior is correct about the Texas Governor’s incompetence.

Who wants to tell him?

Article and more mocking tweets at the link. Others:

You'd think Junior would at least recognize @GregAbbott_TX - dude crawls up DJT's ass so far, he and Don Jr could hold hands.

Isn’t Hitler Jr. saying that folks from places like CA & NY shouldn’t be judging Cruz when “their governors” violated Covid rules/regs too? I’m not defending this pile of dog sh*t, just think that’s what he *trying* to say.

Could be that he actually failed English, but these Dem Govs he's deflecting to did not run from their states during a crisis.

Eric is the smart one after all

It really is an intellectual race to the bottom between those two Trump boys, isn’t it?

Daddy loves the poorly educated.

The rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the diseased tree.

[Vrede too]

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More moronic and wimpy lies:

Former Trump advisor says Texas power outages are consequence of electing Biden

... Mr Kudlow was happy to blame it on Mr Biden, who has been president for one month, but he did not try and explain how the president had caused the unprecedented grid failure....

:confusion-scratchheadblue:

I will give Larry, Larry, Larry credit for knowing how very gullible and stupid Repugs, especially Faux Noise viewers and Texas Repugs, are.

More drooling nonsense:

Eric Trump blames ‘Biden policies’ for Texas freeze in bizarre interview

... “I think every single day, Biden makes people miss Donald Trump more,” said Mr Trump. “When you see some of these policies that are literally destroying jobs, that are destroying industries, that are causing Texas to freeze, that are cutting off our power to our energy grids and all these other nonsensical policies.”

Texas froze last week as brutally cold weather knocked a large portion of electricity generation offline, as many sources including natural gas power plants have not been weather-proofed.

Demand for electricity soared as people tried to heat their homes, and as Texas has a separate power grid from the rest of the country, there were no other sources from which to draw capacity.

Despite a federal report recommending weather-proofing after a 2011 cold snap, nothing was done as the deregulated energy market in the state offered no incentives for the expenditure and suppliers focus on producing electricity as cheaply as possible.

None of these factors have anything to do with the Biden administration, and Texas has been run by Republican governors for more than 25 years....

[GoCubsGo]

I guess crap like that got Cheetohead elected once and they think it can again but you have to wonder how they can say that shit with a straight face or if they actually believe it.

[GoCubsGo]

A dog charity? Jesus.

Nothing is beyond these people.

Dog Rescue Charity Linked To Lara Trump Funneling Money Into Donald Trump’s Pocket

[Vrede too]

A dog charity? Jesus.

Nothing is beyond these people.

Dog Rescue Charity Linked To Lara Trump Funneling Money Into Donald Trump’s Pocket

Taxpayer money? Jesus.

Donald Trump’s Adult Children Are Still Costing Taxpayers Thousands Of Dollars A Day
Ivanka, Don. Jr and Eric spent more than $140,000 on travel and hotels for their Secret Service protection in the first month of Joe Biden’s presidency.

... They racked up more than $140,000 in charges in the first month following President Joe Biden’s inauguration on Jan. 20, according to watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, which analyzed Secret Service spending records obtained under the Freedom of Information Act.

Agents protecting Trump’s progeny spent $52,296.75 on travel and $88,678.39 on hotel costs during the 30-day period, including on trips to Salt Lake City, Miami and New York, the group said Wednesday.

It works out to around $4,699 per day.

And the total costs to taxpayers could be even higher, because the Secret Service “did not provide records of spending at Trump businesses, which is the most controversial aspect of the extended protection,” CREW added.

That the Trump offspring can benefit from publicly funded security details at all is down to their father’s six-month extension of their protection following his departure from the White House.

Only the ex-president, former first lady Melania Trump and their son Barron, 15, are entitled to automatic protection.

Trump, however, extended the perk to his aforementioned kids (plus youngest daughter Tiffany Trump) and their partners in the final days of his administration.

“While it may be tempting to put the story of the Trump family’s profiteering in the past, we cannot until they have actually stopped directing taxpayer money into their own bank accounts,” said the group, which has long exposed instances of taxpayer money being funneled to Trump properties. “Thanks to Trump’s unusual extension of their protection, they’ve got a few more months to continue the grift.”

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I'm wondering if Jared will maintain his "whiter shade of pale" type complexion down there in south FL. And also if Ivanka's neck will grow faster being closer to the equator. This sort of shit keeps me up at night.

Jared and Ivanka Ditch Daddy and Try to Launder Four Years of Filth

I was going to excerpt, but Molly Jong-Fast deliciously eviscerates them in each sentence.

[GoCubsGo]

Kids, drugs are bad for you.

[neoplacebo]

[Vrede too]

Former FBI official says he believes Ivanka Trump might have perjured herself in her testimony to DC prosecutors

Lock her up!

[neoplacebo]

"Might have" perjured herself? Hilarious...nobody in the goddamn family can tell the truth about anything. Hell, these people would lie at a drive up restaurant just for the sheer thrill of it.