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I used to smoke pot through a catalytic converter and ended up with platinum coated lungs. Now I can smoke pretty much anything.

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Ulysses wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:00 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:45 pm
Ulysses wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:26 pm
Man dies after being struck by vehicle while attempting to steal catalytic convertor, police say

Careful how you try to get $$$ to buy weed...
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A man died after he was struck by a vehicle while police believe he was attempting to steal a catalytic converter in Sacramento, authorities said Tuesday.

Officers responded to the 8100 block of Timberlake Drive just before 4:45 a.m. Monday for reports of a collision involving a pedestrian, Sacramento police said.

The pedestrian had serious injuries from the crash and he was later pronounced dead at the hospital, police said.

Investigators said they think the man was tampering with the vehicle and trying to steal a catalytic converter before the crash.
The article says he needed the money for a coy fish.
No, it doesn't say that.

But to be fair, it didn't say what he needed the cat con money for.

Whatever, he paid for it with his life.

Sad.
Yeah, it's there at the link. The guy was obsessed with collecting coy fish.
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Update: The catalytic converter thief needed the money to buy food for feral cats and human-dependent raccoons.
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Awww. :violin: , Useless. So much for "Ignored". You fail again. Plus, Useless, you've been busted too many times for anyone to believe you're not reading my posts, anyhow. It's just your excuse for cowering. Awww.
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Vrede too wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:21 pm
Update: The catalytic converter thief needed the money to buy food for feral cats and human-dependent raccoons.
Ulysses wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:00 pm
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Awww. :violin: , Useless. So much for "Ignored". You fail again. Plus, Useless, you've been busted too many times for anyone to believe you're not reading my posts, anyhow. It's just your excuse for cowering. Awww.
I remember this one time I stuffed an 18" koi into the outflow portion of a catalytic converter before I fired up more than half an ounce of skunk pot. Boy, that was a hell of a day.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:30 pm
I remember this one time I stuffed an 18" koi into the outflow portion of a catalytic converter before I fired up more than half an ounce of skunk pot. Boy, that was a hell of a day.

Congratulations, you're almost as deranged as Verdie.

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Ulysses wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:37 pm
( :crybaby: )
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... (Ulysses) has no clue whatsoever on the definition of "ignore" in any context.
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I paid my fees to hip-hop college, sucka!

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Whack9 wrote:
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How to make your pizza portable

https://www.reddit.com/r/knowyourshit/c ... _portable/
:thumbup: That must be how Useless gets pizza into festivals, even if it does end up smelling like balls and ass.
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Whack9 wrote:
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How to make your pizza portable

https://www.reddit.com/r/knowyourshit/c ... urce=share
That is some soggy ass pie.
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A Traffic Accident On 4/20 Turns Into A Drug Bust, With 500 Pounds Of Weed Strewn Over The Highway

Don't you boyz all go running to Misery all at once. That shit's probably all smoked by now.
A pickup truck carrying 500 pounds of marijuana was caught in a pile-up on the interstate in Missouri on Wednesday, April 20. The pickup slammed into the back of a commercial truck, which had swerved to avoid yet another accident further east along I-70, according to the Missouri State Highway Patrol. Then, another big rig slammed into that pickup and scattered its precious cargo of a quarter-ton of weed all over the highway. Please insert 4/20 Blaze It! joke here.

Look, if even the Missouri State Highway Patrol gets to make 4/20 jokes, then so do we! I will note, however, that the MSHP said no one was badly injured in the crash. But I suspect a few other parties were affected negatively in the aftermath, after troopers seized the weed — what with all the missed deliveries.

The 4/20 mishap resulted in at least two arrests. Two of the three people who were in the truck full of weed were charged with first-degree felonies for drug trafficking, on top of another charge for the driver who was accused of causing the crash. Talk about bad luck! Well, for the folks in the pickup, anyway.

For the troopers, though, it seems like the luckiest drug bust on what’s likely a busy day in the ongoing U.S. War on Drugs. Come on, people, it’s just weed. The most egregious offense here, I think, is that the big rig driver who rear-ended the pickup truck had no insurance. A Peterbilt barreling down the road without liability is just irresponsible!

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Ugandan cinema: scene from the movie "Who Killed Captain Alex?"

Gonna watch this tonight. Can't wait. Be warned it's super realistic.

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I'm embarrassed for him.

That suit is a crime.

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Woman drops her cell into a forest service toilet, tried to get it out and fell in - head first. Rescue crew finally pulled her out and hosed her off. Ewwww!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/woman-resc ... -rcna25769

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O Really wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:42 pm
Woman drops her cell into a forest service toilet, tried to get it out and fell in - head first. Rescue crew finally pulled her out and hosed her off. Ewwww!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/woman-resc ... -rcna25769
Ummm, did she call 911 for help after getting stuck? :lolno:
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GoCubsGo wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:59 pm
O Really wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:42 pm
Woman drops her cell into a forest service toilet, tried to get it out and fell in - head first. Rescue crew finally pulled her out and hosed her off. Ewwww!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/woman-resc ... -rcna25769
Ummm, did she call 911 for help after getting stuck? :lolno:
I believe she did call 911. From within the shit well. At least that's what I read.

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GoCubsGo wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:59 pm
O Really wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:42 pm
Woman drops her cell into a forest service toilet, tried to get it out and fell in - head first. Rescue crew finally pulled her out and hosed her off. Ewwww!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/woman-resc ... -rcna25769
Ummm, did she call 911 for help after getting stuck? :lolno:
Once she got the phone. Expect 'Pooper proof' ads within a couple of months.
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GoCubsGo wrote:
Sat Apr 23, 2022 2:56 pm
I'm embarrassed for him.

That suit is a crime.
Actually I think that suit looks pretty cool. Kind of an African flavor. I would have let him in.

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Joe Biden is dead and being played by several actors in masks. Jim Carrey plays Biden a bunch, while James Woods is only occasionally Biden.

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Interesting article on unethical experiments over the years here -
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/health/wellne ... b9#image=1

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O Really wrote:
Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:09 pm
Interesting article on unethical experiments over the years here -
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/health/wellne ... ss-AAWBn40
Thanks. People suck.

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