bannination wrote:Should have known..... he was hanging around those 12 guys all the time....
hey, they had a house mouse
bannination wrote:Should have known..... he was hanging around those 12 guys all the time....
I read about that. That's when he pulled you out of the ass of the swine.Bungalow Bill wrote:Before his gig as the son of God, Jesus found brief fame as the glove-less proctologist of Nazareth.
What do you expect from a religion that endorsed and performed same-sex unions for a thousand years?bannination wrote:Should have known..... he was hanging around those 12 guys all the time....
Oops. Fixed.Vrede wrote:Looks like God smote your link.rstrong wrote:76 things banned in Leviticus
rstrong wrote:Oops. Fixed.Vrede wrote:Looks like God smote your link.rstrong wrote:76 things banned in Leviticus
I answered "Jedi" on a census around a decade ago.O Really wrote:"Jedi Knight" is the top minority religion in UK (after the big ones). I'm thinking of joining and asking for my turn to give invocation at some government meeting.
Inasmuch as you are a non-religious person, which of these do you find offensive to you?rstrong wrote:76 things banned in Leviticus
I thought Savio was the main driver of the Free Speech Movement; unless there's another FSM (Former Sicilian Mafia?) (Frequent Sudden Mania?) (Fail Safe Mechanism?)Vrede wrote: I'll do that if I ever get the chance - "Ramen, FSM".
Guest wrote:Inasmuch as you are a non-religious person, which of these do you find offensive to you?rstrong wrote:76 things banned in Leviticus
5. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you've witnessed (5:1)
6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you've been told about (5:1)
8. Carelessly making an oath (5:4)
9. Deceiving a neighbour about something trusted to them (6:2)
10. Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)
25. Having sex with your mother (18:7)
26. Having sex with your father’s wife (18:8)
27. Having sex with your sister (18:9)
28. Having sex with your granddaughter (18:10)
29. Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)
30. Having sex with your biological aunt (18:12-13)
31. Having sex with your uncle’s wife (18:14)
32. Having sex with your daughter-in-law (18:15)
33. Having sex with your sister-in-law (18:16)
34. Having sex with a woman and also having sex with her daughter or granddaughter (18:17)
35. Marrying your wife’s sister while your wife still lives (18:18)
36. Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)
37. Having sex with your neighbour’s wife (18:20)
38. Giving your children to be sacrificed.... (18:21)
39. Having sex with a man “as one does with a woman” (18:22)
40. Having sex with an animal (18:23)
44. Stealing (19:11)
45. Lying (19:11)
47. Defrauding your neighbour (19:13)
48. Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (19:13)
49. Cursing the deaf or abusing the blind (19:14)
50. Perverting justice, showing partiality to either the poor or the rich (19:15)
51. Spreading slander (19:16)
52. Doing anything to endanger a neighbour’s life (19:16)
53. Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18)
63. Making your daughter prostitute herself (19:29)
67. Using dishonest weights and scales (19:35-36)
68. Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20:9)
FSM is Flying Spaghetti Monster and it should be r'amen. Get it right Vrede.neoplacebo wrote:I thought Savio was the main driver of the Free Speech Movement; unless there's another FSM (Former Sicilian Mafia?) (Frequent Sudden Mania?) (Fail Safe Mechanism?)Vrede wrote: I'll do that if I ever get the chance - "Ramen, FSM".
Wneglia wrote:FSM is Flying Spaghetti Monster and it should be r'amen. Get it right Vrede.neoplacebo wrote:I thought Savio was the main driver of the Free Speech Movement; unless there's another FSM (Former Sicilian Mafia?) (Frequent Sudden Mania?) (Fail Safe Mechanism?)Vrede wrote: I'll do that if I ever get the chance - "Ramen, FSM".
Clearly she has long been without the touch of His Noodly Appendage..Wneglia wrote:FSM is Flying Spaghetti Monster and it should be r'amen. Get it right Vrede.neoplacebo wrote:I thought Savio was the main driver of the Free Speech Movement; unless there's another FSM (Former Sicilian Mafia?) (Frequent Sudden Mania?) (Fail Safe Mechanism?)Vrede wrote: I'll do that if I ever get the chance - "Ramen, FSM".
Opps! I am not versed with regard to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but if you want to know about Frequent Sudden Mania, just ask.Wneglia wrote:FSM is Flying Spaghetti Monster and it should be r'amen. Get it right Vrede.neoplacebo wrote:I thought Savio was the main driver of the Free Speech Movement; unless there's another FSM (Former Sicilian Mafia?) (Frequent Sudden Mania?) (Fail Safe Mechanism?)Vrede wrote: I'll do that if I ever get the chance - "Ramen, FSM".