Ex President* Trump

[GoCubsGo]

70-something years old, a lifetime of bad nutrition, obese, no exercise, little sleep, stressful life filled with anger - how can this lousy excuse for a human being still be alive? And are we sure zombies aren't real?

Nope.

[neoplacebo]

I just hope he dies from something falling out of the sky. Many people will say it was a miracle.

I'd be satisfied if he got zapped with a Jewish space laser.

Fish slapped then stomped by an unknown assailant while visiting eastern TN.

That would be good but I have a fantasy in which Steve Bannon blows trump's head off while showing off his new Savage double barrel shotgun. Sort of like when Dick Cheney shot his hunting buddy in the face except this time it was a well placed blast instead of a glancing blow.

[Vrede too]

I just hope he dies from something falling out of the sky. Many people will say it was a miracle.

I'd be satisfied if he got zapped with a Jewish space laser.

Fish slapped then stomped by an unknown assailant while visiting eastern TN.

That would be good but I have a fantasy in which Steve Bannon blows trump's head off while showing off his new Savage double barrel shotgun. Sort of like when Dick Cheney shot his hunting buddy in the face except this time it was a well placed blast instead of a glancing blow.

Crushed by a collapsing section of the Wall during a campaign visit, along with Stephen Miller.

[GoCubsGo]

Crushed by a collapsing section of the Wall during a campaign visit, along with Stephen Miller.

[Vrede too]

Crushed by a collapsing section of the Wall during a campaign visit, along with Stephen Miller.

Nostalgic solution:

Hinckley, who shot Reagan in 1981, granted full freedom

Should have been done in 2017.

[billy.pilgrim]

Anyone up for 12 pages that somebody wrote for trump to sign.

[GoCubsGo]

So I guess TFG has been busy on Truth Social.

[GoCubsGo]

I'm sure the committee would be happy to swear him in and speak with him.

[billy.pilgrim]

The lack of evidence of something is proof that there are mountains of undetectable proof; therefore, proof positive of the thing - be it election fraud, a flat earth, Bigfoot, or the pee tapes.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-sho ... e-n1250717

"Trump pushed a related message via Twitter yesterday morning, insisting there's "massive evidence of widespread fraud" in the states targeted by Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's lawsuit.

But a funny thing happened a few hours later. After publishing a tweet in the morning about the "massive evidence of widespread fraud," the president and his controversial lawyer released a court filing making largely the opposite point:

"Despite the chaos of election night and the days which followed, the media has consistently proclaimed that no widespread voter fraud has been proven. But this observation misses the point. The constitutional issue is not whether voters committed fraud but whether state officials violated the law by systematically loosening the measures for ballot integrity so that fraud becomes undetectable."

Oh. So the initial claim was Team Trump has evidence of fraud, but the new claim is that the evidence is "undetectable," which is why no one can see it."

[GoCubsGo]

Just another day.

[neoplacebo]

I'll take ten thousand to one odds the suckers continue to suck. They never realized how easy it is to be a victim, which is what they all strive to be.

[GoCubsGo]

Healthy?
What the heck is going on with his forehead?

Is purple the new orange?

[Vrede too]

Healthy?
What the heck is going on with his forehead?

Is purple the new orange?

He told Melania that her ass looks fat.

Trump rally in North Carolina canceled as former president summoned to court

Former President Donald Trump and a host of Republican personalities have canceled their scheduled appearances Friday in Greensboro.

News of the cancellation comes as Axios reports Trump, his son, Donald Trump Jr., and his daughter, Ivanka Trump, have been scheduled to testify under oath Friday in an investigation into Trump’s finances.

The American Freedom Tour had announced in May appearances in Greensboro by Trump, Trump Jr., television news personality Kimberly Guilfoyle, former New York state judge Jeanine Pirro, Pinal County (Arizona) Sheriff Mark Lamb and political commentator Dinesh D’Souza....

We North Carolinians are just sooo devastated over this. Idk if we'll ever recover. No refunds, of course. It's the grifting TRE45ON family, after all.

I predict the 5A gets broken from overuse on Friday.

[GoCubsGo]

You can't make this shit up.

[Vrede too]

You can't make this shit up.

Elon Musk Slaps Back At Trump's Latest Insults In Billionaire Boys Feud
"I don’t hate the man, but it’s time for Trump to hang up his hat," Musk tweets after Trump slammed him as a "bulls**t artist."

Twitter sues Elon Musk to force him to complete acquisition

Can they all lose, and is there anything we peons can do to help make it happen?

That is some good stuff !

Not sure who to root for here lol

Exactly.

Haven't seen that referenced in awhile. Great minds . . .

My childhood in a tweet #MadMagazine

As mentally ill as Trump sounds saying "drop to his knees and beg," the amazing thing is that the cult members would actually do it.

this is gonna haunt my dreams now

[Vrede too]

Found:

MAGA = Mostly Aryans Grifting America

[Vrede too]

Just another day.

Just another 'another day'.

Truth Social Users Are Fuming Over ‘Censorship’ on Trump’s Platform

TRE45ON is a fascist wannabe dictator. No one should be surprised. Most of his adoring and obeisant Trumpettes will worship him all the more for it.

[GoCubsGo]

Truth Social Users Are Fuming Over ‘Censorship’ on Trump’s Platform

TRE45ON is a fascist wannabe dictator. No one should be surprised. Most of his adoring and obeisant Trumpettes will worship him all the more for it.

Ahhhh,
Sweet irony.

[GoCubsGo]

Truth once again being stranger than fiction.

I think he wants to open internment camps.

[Vrede too]

Truth once again being stranger than fiction.

I think he wants to open internment camps.

Would this be a viable option for the Jan 6 and other Trumpettes including TRE45ON himself?