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Ulysses wrote:
Mon Dec 06, 2021 5:24 pm
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Mon Dec 06, 2021 3:49 pm
:lol: It's like saying getting pregnant is the best defense against getting pregnant. I wonder how much longer it will be before this asswipe goes to jail. He will turn so white his attorneys will need to wear sunglasses when they visit him on the nut ward. Books about it will be banned.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see Matty locked up for a long time, but I'm not sure what charge would stick. Have I missed something?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Gaetz
... In March 2021, the Department of Justice announced an investigation into Gaetz regarding his alleged sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl, and whether this violated federal sex trafficking laws. Gaetz denies the allegations. In April 2021, the House Ethics Committee also announced an investigation. In August 2021, it was reported that convicted sex trafficker and former Seminole County tax collector Joel Greenberg had provided evidence against Gaetz, who remains under investigation.
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Vrede too wrote:
Mon Dec 06, 2021 5:33 pm
Ulysses wrote:
Mon Dec 06, 2021 5:24 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Dec 06, 2021 3:49 pm
:lol: It's like saying getting pregnant is the best defense against getting pregnant. I wonder how much longer it will be before this asswipe goes to jail. He will turn so white his attorneys will need to wear sunglasses when they visit him on the nut ward. Books about it will be banned.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see Matty locked up for a long time, but I'm not sure what charge would stick. Have I missed something?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Gaetz
... In March 2021, the Department of Justice announced an investigation into Gaetz regarding his alleged sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl, and whether this violated federal sex trafficking laws. Gaetz denies the allegations. In April 2021, the House Ethics Committee also announced an investigation. In August 2021, it was reported that convicted sex trafficker and former Seminole County tax collector Joel Greenberg had provided evidence against Gaetz, who remains under investigation.
Hmmm. That sounds bad. If he did it, I hope they throw the book at him, charge him, try him. get a judgement, and then lock him up with some other guys who will show him a good time.

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Ummmm.

Yeah.
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Betcha he's not feeling very warm and fuzzy about this.

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I forget which one is which but I've always been struck by how Matt is a dead ringer for either Beavis or Butthead.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Wed Jan 12, 2022 1:35 pm
I forget which one is which but I've always been struck by how Matt is a dead ringer for either Beavis or Butthead.
Yeah, that one. :D

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neoplacebo wrote:
Wed Jan 12, 2022 1:35 pm
I forget which one is which but I've always been struck by how Matt is a dead ringer for either Beavis or Butthead.
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Matt follows a long line of the worst. He could wear a dress and get 65% of the vote.
Nttawwt. ;)

Opps, the pic I posted above disappeared. This is better, anyhow, Reps Matt "Butt-Head" Gaetz & Jim "Beavis" Jordan:

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Thanks for clearing that up for me, hominy. Now I will never mix them up again. Matt "Butt Head" and Jim "Beavis" will live in infamy. They should have had a crazy sister that could have been a caricature of MTG or Boboob. Heh heh

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Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:40 pm
Thanks for clearing that up for me, hominy. Now I will never mix them up again. Matt "Butt Head" and Jim "Beavis" will live in infamy. They should have had a crazy sister that could have been a caricature of MTG or Boboob. Heh heh
There might have been an episodic character that fit, but apparently no regular one. However, there was an AOC predictor, Daria Morgendorffer.

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Cute and "smart, acerbic, somewhat misanthropic/Diogenean".
... In The New York Times, the protagonist was described as "a blend of Dorothy Parker, Fran Lebowitz, and Janeane Garofalo, wearing Carrie Donovan's glasses. Daria Morgendorffer, 16 and cursed with a functioning brain, has the misfortune to see high school, her family, and her life for exactly what they are and the temerity to comment on it."
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Vrede too wrote:
Wed Jan 12, 2022 5:13 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:40 pm
Thanks for clearing that up for me, hominy. Now I will never mix them up again. Matt "Butt Head" and Jim "Beavis" will live in infamy. They should have had a crazy sister that could have been a caricature of MTG or Boboob. Heh heh
There might have been an episodic character that fit, but apparently no regular one. However, there was an AOC predictor, Daria Morgendorffer.

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Cute and "smart, acerbic, somewhat misanthropic/Diogenean".
... In The New York Times, the protagonist was described as "a blend of Dorothy Parker, Fran Lebowitz, and Janeane Garofalo, wearing Carrie Donovan's glasses. Daria Morgendorffer, 16 and cursed with a functioning brain, has the misfortune to see high school, her family, and her life for exactly what they are and the temerity to comment on it."
:thumbup: :thumbup: Thanks. I had no idea. I think somebody could make lots of money by creating a cartoon of trump and the blind fools that follow him. Bannon would be a prime character as well as Manafort and Rudy. It'd be hilarious.

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:thumbup: :thumbup: Thanks. I had no idea. I think somebody could make lots of money by creating a cartoon of trump and the blind fools that follow him. Bannon would be a prime character as well as Manafort and Rudy. It'd be hilarious.
Well, it could be like an animated horror movie.

But I suspect most Americans would just as soon forget Trump & Co. ever existed.

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Feeling the squeeze?
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Feeling the squeeze?
uh huh.

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I'm going to assert that Matt had sex with a toad, then stomped it and got warts all over his toad plunger. He looks like a toad fucker.

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I'm going to assert that Matt had sex with a toad, then stomped it and got warts all over his toad plunger. He looks like a toad fucker.
It wasn't con-sensual.
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This just in: GRAPHIC: Man stomps on duck's head

Has Neo been in California lately?
A man in San Lorenzo is seen stomping on a duck's head. He was arrested on animal cruelty charges.
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Lock him up.

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Someone is feeling a little sorry for himself and a little afraid of being locked up.

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"Being in power was so much better than getting locked up..."

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