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#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb she thinks there are three Ks in the alphabet.
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb trending isn't surprising, what's surprising is how she even made it into Congress.

People like Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Madison Cawthorn have no business being in Congress. It's time Congress works for you!

RT if you agree!
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb she has yet to learn that “amending” the constitution is a thing.

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#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb she wears her IQ on her hat

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She still pays her NRA dues.
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She thinks ignorance is a virtue!

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Lauren Boebert is more offended by the #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb hashtag than she ever was about a violent insurrection.
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb she thinks an insurrection is something her husband shows to teenagers.
Lauren Boebert is Sarah Palin with an extra shot of stupid.
Jayson Boebert, Lauren Boebert’s Husband: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

... 3. Jayson Boebert Was Accused of Exposing Himself to Young Women (one 16), Including a Teen Girl, at a Bowling Alley in 2004 & Was Also Arrested on a Domestic Violence Charge
Lauren was a victim both times.
... Lauren Boebert also has a history of arrests and criminal citations.

4....

... In 2010, the couple lost their home in a foreclosure case and were evicted, the newspaper reported....

According to Colorado Newsline, the Boeberts paid off $20,000 in state tax liens against the restaurant in 2020.

5. Jayson & Lauren Boebert’s Restaurant Has Been Accused of Public Health Violations After 80 People Got Sick From Pulled Pork Sliders They Served at a Rodeo ...
Can't/won't pay their bills or serve safe food yet whine about "socialism". :roll:
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She's certainly dumb enough to not know when to keep her mouth shut.


Critics Tell GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert What To Do With Her ‘Prayers’ After Boulder Shooting
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GoCubsGo wrote:
Tue Mar 23, 2021 10:38 am
She's certainly dumb enough to not know when to keep her mouth shut.

Critics Tell GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert What To Do With Her ‘Prayers’ After Boulder Shooting
Great minds . . . You beat me to it by 7 minutes. Some examples, many more at the link:
For once in your goddamn life stop flapping your thumbs. People like you are directly responsible for MY friends, MY family & MY community being put in harms way. Your anti-science, gun-fetish, "trigger the libs" divisive bulls*t needs to stop. NOW. You're literally killing ppl.
Interesting that you of all people can’t make sense of this

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"as we make sense of this senseless violence"

It's because of guns.

Good talk, Lauren.
Other related tweets:
Congratulations from France where we shake our heads in disbelief how any country, less alone a so called developed country, can allow people like Boebert to be in a position of power
You cannot be pro-life and pro-AR15 at the same time.
The “good guy with a gun” missed his shift I guess?
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Also read "Sarah Palin with less brains ".


Debatable.
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To top it off.




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If there were a Nobel prize for stupid.......

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So, this is real.

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GoCubsGo wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:49 pm
So, this is real.
:roll:

GOP Reps. Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene were the only 'no' votes on a bill reauthorizing the National Marrow Donor Program

415-2.

Not voting: 12
Arrington Republican Texas
Brady Republican Texas
Calvert Republican California
Cawthorn Republican North Carolina
Donalds Republican Florida
Doyle, Michael F. Democratic Pennsylvania
Franklin, C. Scott Republican Florida
Grothman Republican Wisconsin
Hollingsworth Republican Indiana
Rodgers (WA) Republican Washington
Sires Democratic New Jersey
Weber (TX) Republican Texas
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There have always been members of Congress who got involved in scandals, real and scurrilous, and there have been some crooks and some whose cord didn't quite reach the plug. But has there ever been a time in history when so many moon-barking crazies and stupid unqualified people have managed to get elected all at the same time?

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O Really wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:50 am
There have always been members of Congress who got involved in scandals, real and scurrilous, and there have been some crooks and some whose cord didn't quite reach the plug. But has there ever been a time in history when so many moon-barking crazies and stupid unqualified people have managed to get elected all at the same time?
Was it that their cords didn't quite reach the plug, or that their plugs didn't quite reach the outlet?

I need to know this.

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Ulysses wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:01 pm
O Really wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:50 am
There have always been members of Congress who got involved in scandals, real and scurrilous, and there have been some crooks and some whose cord didn't quite reach the plug. But has there ever been a time in history when so many moon-barking crazies and stupid unqualified people have managed to get elected all at the same time?
Was it that their cords didn't quite reach the plug, or that their plugs didn't quite reach the outlet?

I need to know this.
You've heard the story of the guys in a balloon who got lost and came close to a large building where a man was out on a patio. The balloonists asked him "where are we?" The man said "you're in a balloon, about 200 feet above the ground. The balloonist says thank you, I now know where we are" and turned to his companion - "that's the Microsoft building - technically correct but meaningless."

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I just had a vision of Lauren aloft in a balloon that blew off course and is now losing altitude in the Rocky Mountains in the middle of nowhere. She takes out her gun and shoots the balloon (her oppressor), it crashes on a snow covered otherwise barren slope, Matt Gaetz is already there having killed an earlier balloon. And they both stay there and freeze with their tongues stuck to gun barrels. It was awful.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:19 pm
I just had a vision of Lauren aloft in a balloon that blew off course and is now losing altitude in the Rocky Mountains in the middle of nowhere. She takes out her gun and shoots the balloon (her oppressor), it crashes on a snow covered otherwise barren slope, Matt Gaetz is already there having killed an earlier balloon. And they both stay there and freeze with their tongues stuck to gun barrels. It was awful.
Were they out shooting wolves from their balloons?
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GoCubsGo wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:41 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:19 pm
I just had a vision of Lauren aloft in a balloon that blew off course and is now losing altitude in the Rocky Mountains in the middle of nowhere. She takes out her gun and shoots the balloon (her oppressor), it crashes on a snow covered otherwise barren slope, Matt Gaetz is already there having killed an earlier balloon. And they both stay there and freeze with their tongues stuck to gun barrels. It was awful.
Were they out shooting wolves from their balloons?
Not sure....I think Matt was just trying to leave the country but he huffed all the helium from his balloon and it crashed. Matt was fascinated by how helium alters the human voice. Lauren was just trying to ensure that she's noted for being armed in virtually all situations. She even takes a waterproof holster in the shower with her. It has a soap holder built in.

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Ummmmm, ok?

There's no identifiable context. So, whatever?

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GoCubsGo wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:07 pm
Ummmmm, ok?

There's no identifiable context. So, whatever?

I am comforted by this. The liberal assault on calendar integrity is out of control.
He has zero authority to regulate what color the fire engines are painted in Fargo, ND, but you don't see me screeching about it. -0-?
I'll take "Insane Strawman Arguments" for $2000, Alex.
I heard he's cancelling Christmas, too.
Didn't you try cancel an Inauguration?
You aren't supposed to eat the entire edible at once.
But let me tell you, if someone had the power to manipulate time like that, I'd drop everything and pray to them as god
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It's funny, plenty of RepuQ posts under hers, but not one IDing the wingnutty context.
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GoCubsGo wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:07 pm
Ummmmm, ok?

There's no identifiable context. So, whatever?

I marked it off my calendar today and threw away my fourth of July dynamite. What a bitch.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:20 pm
GoCubsGo wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:07 pm
Ummmmm, ok?

There's no identifiable context. So, whatever?

I marked it off my calendar today and threw away my fourth of July dynamite. What a bitch.
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O Really wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:50 am
There have always been members of Congress who got involved in scandals, real and scurrilous, and there have been some crooks and some whose cord didn't quite reach the plug. But has there ever been a time in history when so many moon-barking crazies and stupid unqualified people have managed to get elected all at the same time?
GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert’s Lame Attempt At Exposing ‘DEMOCRAT HYPOCRISY’ Fails
The conspiracy theory-endorsing Colorado Republican tried to dunk on a photo of the Bidens and it did not go well.


They have all been vaccinated, and no doubt tested again before their meeting. Science is an interesting concept, you should try it sometime.
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Yikes.

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