Keystone Ka$h Patel

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Keystone Ka$h Patel

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Earned his own thread with multiple screw-ups while maintaining the faith and support of Dementia Don.
Keystone Kash Explodes After SWAT Team Won’t Babysit Girlfriend at Performance

Kash Patel, 45, blew up after his taxpayer-funded protection detail ditched his girlfriend at the National Rifle Association’s annual convention in Atlanta.
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The FBI director assigned an entire SWAT team from the bureau’s Atlanta field office to shadow his 27-year-old girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, at the conference, The New York Times reported Sunday. Both current and former FBI officials told the outlet that Wilkins’ extensive—and unusually frequent—taxpayer-funded SWAT security, including at the conference where she performed the “Star-Spangled Banner,” was “highly unusual.”
Typical MAGAt, lavish use of taxpayer resources for private ends.
... SWAT team members left their posts at the April event after determining that Wilkins, a country singer-hopeful, was safe and secure—igniting Patel’s fury.

The former MAGA podcaster “ripped” into the SWAT team’s commander for leaving his girlfriend unprotected and slammed it as a “failure” of the chain of command, the Times reported.
Patel has a $30 Million Net Worth, enough to hire his own security. Slacker.
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But others have been quick to call out what they see as hypocrisy in Patel’s priorities. “I don’t want anything to happen to [Patel] or his girlfriend,” Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell wrote in an X post that has racked up more than 1.7 million views since Monday morning. “Protect her if she’s threatened.”

“It’s just F’d up that he REFUSES to protect me and my kids from MULTIPLE specific death threats. Same for other Dem colleagues,” the California lawmaker added. “Can only conclude he wants us dead.”
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Patel—dubbed “Keystone Kash” for his bumbling oversight of several high-profile investigations—is known for cashing in on the perks of his government post. The director has been embroiled in scandal since October, when reports revealed he took a $60 million government jet to watch Wilkins perform, thrusting his luxurious lifestyle into the spotlight.
Open corruption, the hallmark of MAGA. :roll:
Just last week, The Wall Street Journal reported that Patel then flew to a luxury hunting resort in Texas during the record-breaking government shutdown.

The allegations come after Patel was a particularly vocal critic of former FBI director Chris Wray for improper use of government planes for personal reasons....
hypocrisy: Syn. MAGA
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Lament the murder, not the murdered.
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And they want to prosecute James Comey. Hilarious.....hey Larry, hey Moe!

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neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Dec 01, 2025 7:28 pm
And they want to prosecute James Comey. Hilarious.....hey Larry, hey Moe!
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It gets worse:

6 Craziest Revelations From Scathing Report on Kash Patel — Including His Refusal to Leave a Plane Until He Was Given a Female Agent’s Jacket

Give it up, Ka$h, you'll never cosplay as good as Friendly Fire Barbie does.
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Wow.

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