A Florida Man...
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Florida man crashes Lamborghini into a Ford, flees in a Mercedes-Benz
"Florida man is like a modern folk legend. Sometimes he's fighting SUVs one-on-one with just his bare hands.
Sometimes he enjoys imbibing and driving. Occasionally he tries to reclaim lost property with devastating consequences."
"Florida man is like a modern folk legend. Sometimes he's fighting SUVs one-on-one with just his bare hands.
Sometimes he enjoys imbibing and driving. Occasionally he tries to reclaim lost property with devastating consequences."
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Eamus Catuli~AC 000000 000101 010202 020303 010304 020405....Ahhhh, forget it, it's gonna be a while.
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In the initial 911 call, she said she was holding her dog while washing dishes,GoCubsGo wrote: ↑Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:50 pmWife claims she fatally stabbed husband after slipping on dog poop
Holding a dog while washing dishes? Was doggie licking the dishes clean?
then ran toward her husband, slipped and stabbed her husband in his shoulder area
Ran toward her husband, slipped and stabbed her husband in his shoulder area, while holding the dog while washing dishes
Then later in the call, she said she was holding the dog while slicing pizza, and accidentally stabbed her husband when she tripped while walking toward him
She was holding the dog while slicing pizza, and accidentally stabbed her husband when she tripped while walking toward him, while washing the dishes while holding the dog
She was slicing pizza, then noticed her dog had defecated and urinated in the living room.
She was slicing pizza, then noticed her dog had defecated and urinated in the living room,while holding the dog, while washing the dishes, and tripping while walking toward her husband
When she went to clean the mess, she slipped, still holding the knife, and fell onto her husband
When she went to clean the mess, she slipped, still holding the knife, and fell onto her husband while washing the dishes while holding the dog when she tripped while walking toward him and seeing the dog had defecated and urinated in the living room.
But detectives said they found no traces of feces or urine in the living room
But she was washing the dishes in the kitchen while holding the dog while slicing pizza and walking toward her husband and slipped on dog poop in the living room falling on her husband causing a fatal wound.
“The suspect made a lot of excuses, but none of them made sense,” .. “Our detectives did a thorough investigation. In the end, they determined this was an intentional act of domestic violence.”
I wonder what gave them a clue this was an intentional act of domestic violence?
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In continuing news from florida’s chief tea-bag scum-bag - he lost - it looks as if the governor’s time shifting campaign promise to appoint 3 whacko nut job supreme court justices to 3 seats that won’t be vacant until after the Medicare fraudster is nothing more than a bad memory – unless desantis wins – then the 3 whacko nut job supreme court justices will become our very own boof times 3.
Even if the SC hadn’t ruled against dumbass, a 12:01 a.m. swearing in does the trick.
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/arc ... t-justices
Even if the SC hadn’t ruled against dumbass, a 12:01 a.m. swearing in does the trick.
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/arc ... t-justices
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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Red-tide awakening: How Florida’s environmental woes could hurt GOP’s Scott in Senate raceO Really wrote: ↑Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:49 pmI like it. I'll help it spread.billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:33 pmThey're calling him Red Tide Rick.
That might just stick.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... ign-rally/
For the non-Floridians, Collier County is a major Republican infestation, and also is his personal residence at 3150 Gordon Drive, Naples. So a significant anti-Scott demonstration would be embarrassing to say the least. I can see why he'd wussy out.
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Make America Grope AgainVrede too wrote: ↑Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:01 pmMan arrested for allegedly groping woman on Southwest flight claims Trump 'says it's ok to grab women'
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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Florida Girls...
Florida schoolgirls arrested for 'satanic murder plot'
"pizza cutter"?
Bartow, Florida: Religion
No mention of Satanism.
"pizza cutter"?
Bartow, Florida: Religion
No mention of Satanism.
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Maybe some form of Roman Catholic religion? (maybe you'll get it.. )Vrede too wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:38 pmFlorida schoolgirls arrested for 'satanic murder plot'
"pizza cutter"?
Bartow, Florida: Religion
No mention of Satanism.
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Not exactly a real "Florida Man" story, but in a fantastic example of understatement, a news article reports I-4 outside Orlando to be blocked during morning rush hour. Their comment? "Drivers should expect delays in the area."
TV showed all lanes blocked and traffic backed up for miles.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/cr ... ?ocid=iehp
TV showed all lanes blocked and traffic backed up for miles.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/cr ... ?ocid=iehp
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Not news, but they just had to say it properly...
"On Friday, a Florida man known to have attended Trump campaign events was charged in connection with mailing at least 13 suspected explosive devices that targeted high-profile Democrats, including former President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton"
"On Friday, a Florida man known to have attended Trump campaign events was charged in connection with mailing at least 13 suspected explosive devices that targeted high-profile Democrats, including former President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton"
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(Miami Beach) Man repeatedly calls Dunkin' employee the N-word in racist rant caught on video
Darn nice of the guy to show his face so perfectly at the end. He will be IDed by social media, he'll be fired or lose customers, and his family and friends will shun him.
Darn nice of the guy to show his face so perfectly at the end. He will be IDed by social media, he'll be fired or lose customers, and his family and friends will shun him.
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Police: 3 dead, including shooter,
Sadly, could be anywhere, right?
Well, that's pretty unique.
Tallahassee is the 52nd worst Florida city for crime rate.
http://www.usa.com/rank/florida-state-- ... phigh=&ps=
Pensacola is #73, Naples is #219.
Or #32 (scroll down to end notes):
http://www.homesecurityshield.org/news/ ... florida/2/
Not even in the top 10 worst:
https://www.roadsnacks.net/most-dangero ... n-florida/
Sadly, could be anywhere, right?
Spoiler:
Typical lying Repug.... Tallahassee's crime and murder rate has been an issue in the governor's race, with Gillum's opponent, Republican former U.S. Rep. Ron DeSantis, calling the capital Florida's most crime-ridden city, a claim that is incorrect.
Tallahassee is the 52nd worst Florida city for crime rate.
http://www.usa.com/rank/florida-state-- ... phigh=&ps=
Pensacola is #73, Naples is #219.
Or #32 (scroll down to end notes):
http://www.homesecurityshield.org/news/ ... florida/2/
Not even in the top 10 worst:
https://www.roadsnacks.net/most-dangero ... n-florida/
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Not surprisingly, the worst places are those of heavy tourist activity as well as - on the longer list - places of lower economic standing.
Also, not surprising about Naples, either - in winter, it's the southernmost part of Canada, and in the summer it's sparsely populated. Biggest crime location around there is Scott's house.
Also, not surprising about Naples, either - in winter, it's the southernmost part of Canada, and in the summer it's sparsely populated. Biggest crime location around there is Scott's house.
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Let's hope that the people of Florida retire him from criminal activity.O Really wrote: ↑Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:49 amNot surprisingly, the worst places are those of heavy tourist activity as well as - on the longer list - places of lower economic standing.
Also, not surprising about Naples, either - in winter, it's the southernmost part of Canada, and in the summer it's sparsely populated. Biggest crime location around there is Scott's house.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epoll ... -6246.html
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Scott's been running ads showing him wandering around in hurricane mess saying politicians shouldn't be asking if you're Republican or Democrat, but whether you need a generator..." And then the one where he tries to out-'hood Gillam by talking about his mom driving 250 miles to the "free clinic" because of (supposedly his) pre-existing condition and how he supports "forcing" insurance companies to cover them. What a pile of crap!
But if the turnout holds, he'll be (finally) gone.
But if the turnout holds, he'll be (finally) gone.
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The 2 dead are women, I'm not sure about the 7 injured. Unknown motive so far, I may end up adding him to my terror list.(Hot Yoga killer) Scott Beierle: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
... 1. Beierle Was a U.S. Army Veteran & High School English Teacher
... Beierle graduated from Florida State University
Figures.
with a Master’s in Public Administration and Planning as part of the class of 2013. Beierle was a member of two groups on his Facebook page, FSU College Republicans and We Are Conservatives.
Figures.
Despite this, Beierle was not registered with any political party ...
2. Beierle Was Arrested in 2012 & 2016 for Grabbing Women’s Rear Ends ...
Remind you of anyone?
Florida yoga studio shooting: two killed before class members tackle gunman
Heroes.
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https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... =bfnsplash
Tallahassee Yoga Shooter Was A Far-Right Misogynist Who Railed Against Women And Minorities Online
Scott Beierle killed two women at a Florida yoga studio on Friday night. He had posted a series of misogynistic videos and songs online, and appeared to identify as an “involuntarily celibate." This is the second deadly attack by an “involuntarily celibate” in 2018.
Tallahassee Yoga Shooter Was A Far-Right Misogynist Who Railed Against Women And Minorities Online
Scott Beierle killed two women at a Florida yoga studio on Friday night. He had posted a series of misogynistic videos and songs online, and appeared to identify as an “involuntarily celibate." This is the second deadly attack by an “involuntarily celibate” in 2018.
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Thanks. :gthumb: Placed on my white, male, often Christian, con domestic terrorist list.O Really wrote: ↑Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:57 pmhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/da ... =bfnsplash
Tallahassee Yoga Shooter Was A Far-Right Misogynist Who Railed Against Women And Minorities Online
Scott Beierle killed two women at a Florida yoga studio on Friday night. He had posted a series of misogynistic videos and songs online, and appeared to identify as an “involuntarily celibate." This is the second deadly attack by an “involuntarily celibate” in 2018.
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A Florida Government...
Recounts ordered in Florida Senate, governor races
I'm happy for the opportunity, hope that all legit votes are counted and demand that the process be squeaky clean and fair, however long it takes and whatever the results. However, nearly 2 decades of Florida fucking with our elections is enough. Time for some other state to step up.
I'm happy for the opportunity, hope that all legit votes are counted and demand that the process be squeaky clean and fair, however long it takes and whatever the results. However, nearly 2 decades of Florida fucking with our elections is enough. Time for some other state to step up.
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