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Charlotte, a stingray with no male companion, is pregnant in her mountain aquarium

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Charlotte, a stingray with no male companion, is pregnant in her mountain aquarium

The dating apps suck in Hooterville.

Yahoo teaser for that same article:
Solo stingray is pregnant in California aquarium. Here's what must have happened.

"California"?

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Charlotte, a stingray with no male companion, is pregnant in her mountain aquarium

No pups yet. ICYMI:


Weekend Update: Charlotte the Stingray on Her Pregnancy - SNL

They never mention Hooterville

There are people who have wanted to get on SNL their long, unfulfilled lives . . .

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Charlotte, a stingray with no male companion, is pregnant in her mountain aquarium

Life be slower here in Hooterville.

Still no 'miracle' birth? What to know about Charlotte the pregnant stingray

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Charlotte, a stingray with no male companion, is pregnant in her mountain aquarium

Article Was she ever?

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I dunno, but it seems at a minimum the aquarium owner was a bit precipitous about announcing the pregnancy, given how unusual and somewhat incredible it was. Might have been better to have some ultrasounds or better still real little sharks before announcing the pregnancy. On the other hand, I'll bet a lot of people now know about the shop that had never heard of it before. Hmmmm.

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Awww, I was hoping they named the baby Jesus.