JTA wrote: All you do is find someone picking their nose and stare them down until they notice you and feel embarrassed and try to playit off like they were scratching and not pickin'. Every time this happens add a tally. Person with the highest count wins. Have fun!
JTA . . . are you getting bored or something . . . ?
I was stopped at a traffic light once and the woman driver in the car next to me was furiously digging into her right nostril.
I yelled out "did ya get 'im?"
I have no idea how she knew where I was going, but she was very nice and wished me a happy vacation, because she yelled back something about a sunny beach . . .
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
Here's another game I invented last night while driving home. It's called don't hit the Ill placed traffic cone. The rules are simple, don't ram into the stupidly placed traffic cone. I lost last night and had one of these stuck in the front of my car for about 3 miles:
I couldn't pull over to remove it because I would've had about three more stuck in my car if I did.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
Q: How do you know Adam was a Canadian?
A: Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit?
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Canadians were fighting over a penny.
Q: Why did former president Bill Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
Q: Why is Justin Bieber going to be buried in his native Canada?
A: The USA and Canada held a coin toss and Canada lost!
Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
A: The taste!
Q: How do Canadian Environmental groups plan on using Hillary Clinton to stop the spread of lamprey eels into the Great Lakes?
A: By having her go skinny dipping in Lake Michigan
Q: What was the original title for "Canadian Idol"?
A: "The Worlds Biggest Loser"
Q: What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.
Q: Why is Donald Trump considering moving to Canada?
A: Because his penis size will increase from 6 inches to 15.24 centimeters!
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
JTA wrote:Lol that shit would not fly at all today haha.
I don't know. He was a pig then, just a funny one. It worked for Archie Bunker 20 years before him, too. Plus Married... with Children is still in syndication, so I guess it still flies.
JTA wrote:Lol that shit would not fly at all today haha.
I don't know. He was a pig then, just a funny one. It worked for Archie Bunker 20 years before him, too. Plus Married... with Children is still in syndication, so I guess it still flies.
TTTTRRRRIIIGGGEERRREED!
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
