Just for Fun

[Vrede too]

Life in the '70s Quiz

26 out of 30. I missed 9, 16, 30 and some other one. I'm not sure whether doing well on this quiz is a good thing or a bad thing.

[O Really]

I started it, lost interest. Thought the whole thing was "not too good."

[rstrong]

The world's oldest recorded joke dates back to Sumer around 1900 BC:

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.

39 centuries later the joke is still remembered.

Nothing you do will be as memorable as a lame Sumerian fart joke.

I'm up way too late.

[Vrede too]

Soviet Star Turned Into SpongeBob SquarePants Character by Vandals
Russian news outlets are reporting that someone painted a Soviet-era star on top of a building to resemble the cartoon starfish Patrick.



... the vandal could face 15 days in detention if caught ...

I would so risk 15 days to do something like that.

[Mr.B]

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again.
She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
"Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed.
All applicants please apply in person."

The following day, she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow asked: "Just look at you -- you have no legs!"

The old gent smiled: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: "Therefore, I can never beat you!"


She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Are you still good in bed?"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

[rstrong]

Do manatees think walruses are vampires?

[Mr.B]

Black Friday Shopping

[billy.pilgrim]

Do manatees think walruses are vampires?

Do trumpettes

[Mr.B]

Confucius says

[Mr.B]

I've located Vrede and rstrong's original "We do it together" audition

[rstrong]

I've located Vrede and rstrong's original "We do it together" audition

And hijacked it. You and Seth Milner are more in lock-step on every subject than Vrede and I ever were, and obviously that extends to taste in GIFs. That is now the symbol for you and Seth.

[Vrede too]

Yep, not counting homerfobe, who is a worm by anyone's standards, ovine Mr.B never ever disagrees with a con. In contrast, rstrong and I spat all the time - nukes, protected speech, drugs, desolate , pipelines, shot cops (I partially backed up Mr.B on that one), sports, The Simpsons, tech, who to blame for Justin Bieber, etc. Mr.B is a pitifully projecting idiot, again.

[Mr.B]

"You and Seth Milner..."

"Yep, not counting homerfobe....."

I'll admit that the only thing I've "hijacked" is Seth's source of the memes he's posted, as well as the labeling of you two as being in dance step with each other by one parroting the other.

Seth is gone, but you two are still playing the parrot game, as evidenced by the last two posts, i.e., one posts an insult, and the other follows up.
How adorable® ....and thin-skinned of you!

Life goes on.

"....ovine Mr.B never ever disagrees with a con."
Sure I do. Project much? There's no other conservative posters here to agree with, so your projection is unfounded.

"In contrast, rstrong and I spat all the time - nukes, protected speech, drugs, desolate, pipelines, shot cops (I partially backed up Mr.B on that one), sports, tech, who to blame for Justin Bieber, etc."
Your Atta-Boy-Award is in the mail; shipping prepaid.

"Mr.B is a pitifully projecting idiot, again."
It appears I've been accepted into an elite club.

[JTA]

What's everybody getting me for Christmas?

[Vrede too]

I'm still trying to decide between a haircut, bulky sweater and maple syrup.

[rstrong]

What's everybody getting me for Christmas?

A new President!

[billy.pilgrim]

What's everybody getting me for Christmas?

I was planning to get you a car

[O Really]

And luggage.

[Vrede too]

https://www.greyhound.com/en/ecommerce/schedule

12/25/16
GREENVILLE, SC to DENVER, CO, no return trip

[JTA]

The best part this Christmas is not only do I get gifts from Santa on December 25, but I also get gifts from Donald Trump in the form of a fantastic presidential inauguration and later an America made great again!