The Religion Thread

[neoplacebo]

Apparently, Black Mass kicks ass.

[JTA]

Black Mass:

[Mr.B]

Guns, gays, gods, gags and goons - How American of us.

[Mr.B]

"So how does this awesome revelation relate to me? Those "tens of thousands" don't answer to me...."

It doesn't and I did not mention you in my post. It's fascinating that you're so sensitive about it, though. Please explain.

Well.....in case you ain't figured it out by now, you and I are the main pissers in this pissing contest, ain't we? You're constantly trolling my posts.

...gags...

"Are you referring to CPF, the tens of thousands of Christians that hate real religious freedom and the constitutional guarantees of it, or your obsession with the gay-sex act? If the latter, just breathe through your nose."

None of the above....you've screwed up again.

Gags: meaning a comedian's term for a joke, a comedic routine. This whole exchange is nothing more than a big gag to me; but it's fun, ain't it?

[Mr.B]

"Yes, I did screw up, . See how easy that is? You should try it sometime."

Why should I try it? You're doing fine. No need for two of us to be screw-ups. :thumbsup:

[Mr.B]

"I'm not as obsessed with you as you are with me......you shun all serious discussion in favor of bitching at me."

Are you serious?
If I were able to post flatulence in a thread, you'd be the first to find something wrong with it, and then obsess to improve it!

Bitching at you....? Who's the label-maker here? (Three guesses; the first two won't count.)

[bannination]

I personally don't see a difference. Anyone else?

[bannination]

[Boatrocker]

If Jesus Never Existed, Religion May Be Fiction

...When I consider those 126 writers, all of whom should have heard of Jesus but did not - and Paul and Marcion and Athenagoras and Matthew with a tetralogy of opposing Christs, the silence from Qumram and Nazareth and Bethlehem, conflicting Bible stories, and so many other mysteries and omissions - I must conclude that Christ is a mythical character.,,,

Interesting.

Surely, the lack of historical documentation and mention of Jesus is the result of a campaign of suppression, intimidation and revisionist activism by 1st century left wing commie pinko fag liberals.

[Boatrocker]

Surely, the lack of historical documentation and mention of Jesus is the result of a campaign of suppression, intimidation and revisionist activism by 1st century...

Muslims. Oh wait . . .

...fag...

Sheesh, wasn't deleting all of Jesus' many, many condemnations of homosexuality from the Bible enough? Now they're deleting all of Jesus.

Well, it started back in the 1st century. I guess they've done a crappy job of it for 2K years, or we would not be having this conversation. Slacker incompetent liberals.

[bannination]

Baker Who Wouldn't Serve Lesbians Burst Into Tears On Gay Marriage Panel

Boohoo....

One of the commentators says it all. "I'm the victim. Always. #ImARepublican."

[bannination]

I hate touchy-feely bigots. Back in the day busted business owners just got drunk, beat the wife and joined the KKK.

Nothing like burning some crosses in some yards! AMIRITE???

[Boatrocker]

Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN HOMOPHOBIA!

The modern bigots definitely need some better imagery. Maybe burning wedding cakes in front of gay bars will be the ticket.

Latents, probably.

[neoplacebo]

Hard to say, but I like wedding cakes as long as they're not mine.

[O Really]

Scalia is 78 and apparently in good health. Too bad.

[bannination]

Religion is weird....

[JTA]

Religion is weird....

or donated to charity

Can't even give the poor charities pure chickens, gotta give them the second hand sin-chickens.

[JTA]

So, if the chicken craps on the sinner's head during the rite does that mean the sins have been given back and, if so, is a new chicken required or can the crappy one be used again?

What happens if I transfer my sins of gluttony to a chicken, then proceed to eat the entire chicken myself. Let's kick it up a notch. What happens if I do this during a religious fast? Does this mean I now have double the amount of gluttony-sin coursing through my veins? Does that mean I'll have to move on to bigger birds like emus to get rid of my sins? What if I did the same with the emu as I did the chicken? Do I then move onto ostriches?

They didn't think this whole sin-chicken thing through.

[JTA]

If you let someone wave an emu or an ostrich over your head you'll soon be able to ask God yourself.

Yeah true I don't much care for emus and ostriches anyway. Birds are supposed to fly. You know a bird is shitty when it can't even do bird things like fly.

[Mr.B]

"So heaven is somewhere in space? I'm kinda serious, is that what you guys believe?"

Like you've never heard that before...... duh!


"When we see Jesus coming in glory.... When he comes from his home in the sky......"
Farther Along