Just for Fun

[JTA]

[Vrede too]

[Vrede too]

Rube Goldberg Machine Baby Gender Reveal

[JTA]

Rube Goldberg Machine Baby Gender Reveal

Is anyone else as distrustful of stairs with no backing as me? They always freaked me out. One misstep and your foot could launch through the back and snap your leg off.



Always freaked me out.

[Vrede too]

Looks like they're in the process of adding risers. Or, it's so the trolls can't hide.

[Mr.B]

"Is anyone else as distrustful of stairs with no backing as me? They always freaked me out."

Hmmm...that's called "Bathmophobia."
I've heard that word before; I'da thought that was a fear of taking a bath ... but it appears it's a common phobia.

My biggest phobia is "Pnigophobia".
I believe that is a result of my smoking for so many years before I finally quit, and I am now very claustrophobic as well.

I feel for you.

[Mr.B]

"Looks like they're in the process of adding risers. Or, it's so the trolls can't hide."

I notice there's a baby gate at the foot of the stairs. I wonder how long it took to figure out it wouldn't/didn't work ... ?
Seems they would have started at the bottom installing the panels .... just sayin'

[bannination]

[Mr.B]

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Your hero Banni ... ?

[bannination]

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Your hero Banni ... ?

Well, I didn't vote for him.

[Vrede too]

I don't think I've seen an eagle and a chickenhawk in the same pic before.

[Mr.B]

”Well, I didn't vote for him.”

Touche' ... ! Not my hero either!

[JTA]

[Vrede too]

Spoiler:

Matching Mexicans

Spoiler:

FatChing 'Mericans

[Mr.B]

Did I read that Sign/Notice right?

On a restroom door:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
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In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT ON 2ND. FLOOR...
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In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
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In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
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Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN ?
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Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS...
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Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS - PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
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Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - AS THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
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From the San Gabriel Valley Tribune:
MAN KILLS SELF BEFORE SHOOTING WIFE AND DAUGHTER
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From a news report:
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
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From a news report:
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
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From a news report:
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
(What a guy!)
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From a news report:
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
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From a news report:
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
(No trial?)
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From a news report:
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

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From a news report:
IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE
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From a news report:
COLD WAVE LINKED TO DROPPING TEMPERATURES
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From a Daily Mail news report:
ENFIELD (LONDON) COUPLE FOUND SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
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From a news report:
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES
(Is red tape stronger than duct tape? )
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From a news report:
NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
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From a news report:
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
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From a news report:
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
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From a news report:
HOSPITAL SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
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And the winner is...
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD

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[Mr.B]

i MUST BE JUST CRAZY; "JUST JOKING" AIN'T ALLOWED HERE......

[rstrong]

JUST JOKING" AIN'T ALLOWED HERE......

No, no. You're just too gullible and stupid to tell the difference between joking and alt-right propaganda.

Seriously.

But congratulations on the leadership style and policies you voted for getting power!

[Mr.B]

"No, no. You're just too gullible and stupid to tell the difference between joking and alt-right propaganda.....Seriously."
I'm certain you're bursting at the seams with pride, having uttered those words that helped to inflate your ego and boost your existence as a real man. Hope you're feeling better about yourself being the pride of all Canada.

"But congratulations on the leadership style and policies you voted for getting power!"
Why ... thank you! It's a shame you don't live here so's you can wallow in your own self-induced euphoria. Speaking of wallowing,
I saw something the other day that reminded me of you; I almost stepped in it.

[Vrede too]

Americans Are Dying With an Average of $62K of Debt

Sweet, I finally have a retirement plan.

[bannination]

Hm.... so buy a really expensive house right before the end.... show that bank!