Now, would you really want to have witnessed that?
Officers in Knoxville responded to the giant retailer after a caller said a naked woman was throwing items at employees and defecated on herself, according to a police report.
I'm assuming the police officers had masks and rubber gloves. And took whatever squad car used to transport the lady to the car wash. Maybe with her in it.
However, when I first saw the title, what went through my head was, "Who hasn't at some point wanted to take and axe to Walmart?". Then I saw the details.
Drug abuse, or insanity, must be a real problem in your area. Not that we don't have more than our share of nut jobs out here too.
partially naked - check
using an ax inside a Walmart - check
throwing items at employees - depends
found in the sporting goods section - check
knife tucked into her bra - check
One officer attempted to use a Taser but it was ineffective - check
charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and vandalism - check
being held in the Knox County jail - check
defecated on herself - damn, she was almost my fantasy woman.
I think the nut of wisdom in all this is that apparently shitting on yourself protects you from the effects of being tased.
Once, then run like hell. Otherwise, you end up tased, shitty and arrested.
This whole thing has got me wondering if Ben Franklin covered himself in human or animal shit while flying his kites during lightning storms. He probably knew better than to put any shit on the key tied to the kite string. Ben knew his shit. But there were those who thought he was crazy.
This whole thing has got me wondering if Ben Franklin covered himself in human or animal shit while flying his kites during lightning storms. He probably knew better than to put any shit on the key tied to the kite string. Ben knew his shit. But there were those who thought he was crazy.
They left that out of the grade school Ben Franklin mythology.
This sounds like something you could have invented:
… a gaping hole in the ground believed to be "million and millions" years old fascinates and mystifies locals.
Those who live near the hole, named the Well of Barhout, believe anything that comes close to the "Hell Pit" will be sucked in without escape. The hole looms large in the public's imagination…. "extinct tongues fizz on cold nights" there …
... "a prison of dark spirits sheltered by unbearable odors that come from its entrails." ...
"The smell was unbearable.. Bad smell like rotten eggs.. I was nauseated by the severity of the smell."
... Stories of demons and other supernatural figures known as jinns or genies that live in the well have circulated among locals over the centuries. Many nearby residents don't even like to talk about the hole, let alone visit it, for fear of bad luck....
This whole thing has got me wondering if Ben Franklin covered himself in human or animal shit while flying his kites during lightning storms. He probably knew better than to put any shit on the key tied to the kite string. Ben knew his shit. But there were those who thought he was crazy.
They left that out of the grade school Ben Franklin mythology.
This sounds like something you could have invented:
… a gaping hole in the ground believed to be "million and millions" years old fascinates and mystifies locals.
Those who live near the hole, named the Well of Barhout, believe anything that comes close to the "Hell Pit" will be sucked in without escape. The hole looms large in the public's imagination…. "extinct tongues fizz on cold nights" there …
... "a prison of dark spirits sheltered by unbearable odors that come from its entrails." ...
"The smell was unbearable.. Bad smell like rotten eggs.. I was nauseated by the severity of the smell."
... Stories of demons and other supernatural figures known as jinns or genies that live in the well have circulated among locals over the centuries. Many nearby residents don't even like to talk about the hole, let alone visit it, for fear of bad luck....
It’s like your descriptions of the Repug Caucus.
Well, hell, I'd have to smell this hell hole for myself in order to state an opinion. If it's as foul as is reported, these fuckers are losing money. They could sell this thing to anybody who may have the urge to stomp around a stinkhole and have witnesses.
My old lady caught me messing around at the 7-Eleven
She smiled and wrecked my Harley with her pickup
I'm an ex-felon, a lousy shot, and had a stupid defense
I'm headed to prison for at least 15 years
They were all in a car together on their way back from the wedding Saturday night and were stuck in traffic on the Bonnet Carre Spillway in New Orleans when they started arguing and the groom accused the bride and her friend of having an affair, St. John Parish Sheriff Mike Tregre told NOLA.com
The groom, still wearing his tuxedo, then got out of the car and shot the friend in his leg, Tregre told WVUE.
Was he aiming for the leg?
A bullet also went through another car on the highway and hit the driver, who was with his two teenage children, in the hand, Tregre told WGNO.
Meanwhile, the bride ran from the car and took cover in an ambulance, telling the crew she was scared of the groom, officials told WDSU. Officials say the groom ran after the ambulance and tried to get in, but deputies caught up to him.
Annulment coming? Think they'll get their honeymoon deposit back?
He was arrested and is facing multiple charges. Officials are still investigating the incident....
"I'm just glad nobody got killed," Tregre said, according to NOLA.com. "It was a very unusual night last night ... in the top 10 of my years."
Once, then run like hell. Otherwise, you end up tased, arrested and shitty.
They left that out of the grade school Ben Franklin mythology.
