Trump

[Vrede too]

Admittedly, Palin could hardly be paired with Ted Cruz.

She's the redneck desperately trying to sound intelligent, while he's the intelligent, educated man desperately trying to dumb down for a rednecks. Palin is the anti-Cruz. If they met, they'd disappear in a flash of gamma radiation.

You make that sound like a bad thing.

A redneck of average intelligence black (or lily white) hole?

[rstrong]

If they met, they'd disappear in a flash of gamma radiation.

You make that sound like a bad thing.

Well if Ben Carson were nearby, it might turn him into the Incredible Hulk.

[rstrong]

A redneck of average intelligence black (or lily white) hole?

AKA a vote for Jeb!.

[rstrong]

"Trump's candidacy has exposed, not just that tragic -- that ramifications of the betrayal of a transformation of our country, but, two, he has exposed the complicity on both sides of the aisle that has enabled it, okay?...For the GOP establishment to be coming after Donald Trump's supporters, even, with accusations that are so false, they are so busted, the way that this thing works. We, you, a diverse, dynamic, needed support base, that they would attack."
- Sarah Palin, endorsing Donald Trump

[billy.pilgrim]

"Trump's candidacy has exposed, not just that tragic -- that ramifications of the betrayal of a transformation of our country, but, two, he has exposed the complicity on both sides of the aisle that has enabled it, okay?...For the GOP establishment to be coming after Donald Trump's supporters, even, with accusations that are so false, they are so busted, the way that this thing works. We, you, a diverse, dynamic, needed support base, that they would attack."
- Sarah Palin, endorsing Donald Trump

the cocaine, or whatever she is using makes it even worse than before

[Boatrocker]

"Trump's candidacy has exposed, not just that tragic -- that ramifications of the betrayal of a transformation of our country, but, two, he has exposed the complicity on both sides of the aisle that has enabled it, okay?...For the GOP establishment to be coming after Donald Trump's supporters, even, with accusations that are so false, they are so busted, the way that this thing works. We, you, a diverse, dynamic, needed support base, that they would attack."
- Sarah Palin, endorsing Donald Trump

As eloquent and concise as ever. Never mind her birth certificate; I wanna see proof that she ever gradi-ated 6th grade.

[rstrong]

[Boatrocker]

Yep. The basest of the wingnut base should eat it like candy.

[Seth Milner]

Highly important news item: It's on page 65! . Supermarket rags have a lot of important news.

Trump and Bump.

[rstrong]

Admittedly, Palin could hardly be paired with Ted Cruz.

She's the redneck desperately trying to sound intelligent, while he's the intelligent, educated man desperately trying to dumb down for rednecks. Palin is the anti-Cruz. If they met, they'd disappear in a flash of gamma radiation.

Then again, this means that a politician turned reality show host just endorsed a reality show host turned politician. Everyone stand back, preferably behind lots of lead shielding.

It's an ouroboros of idiocy.

[bannination]

Admittedly, Palin could hardly be paired with Ted Cruz.

She's the redneck desperately trying to sound intelligent, while he's the intelligent, educated man desperately trying to dumb down for rednecks. Palin is the anti-Cruz. If they met, they'd disappear in a flash of gamma radiation.

Then again, this means that a politician turned reality show host just endorsed a reality show host turned politician. Everyone stand back, preferably behind lots of lead shielding.

It's an ouroboros of idiocy.

Did someone divide by zero?!

[Vrede too]

Would Trump consider Palin as his running mate?

Donald Trump says Sarah Palin could play a role within his administration if he’s elected president — but doubts she’d want to be his running mate....

If Trump becomes our POTUS, I hope it's Ambassador to Canada just so we have something, anything to throw back at rstrong during his 4 years of razzing us.

[rstrong]

Would Trump consider Palin as his running mate?

Donald Trump says Sarah Palin could play a role within his administration if he’s elected president — but doubts she’d want to be his running mate....

If Trump becomes our POTUS, I hope it's Ambassador to Canada just so we have something, anything to throw back at rstrong during his 4 years of razzing us.

Our government would tell Agent Palin not to accept the position. We want her in a position of power if Agent Cruz doesn't win.

[Vrede too]

Thank you for admitting that they are Canadian creations. As a red-blooded American, that makes me feel a little better.

[rstrong]

Thank you for admitting that they are Canadian creations. As a red-blooded American, that makes me feel a little better.

Well, sure. Both Canadian-born. Backed heavily by Fox News, created by Australian Rupert Murdoch and having Saudi investment. Palin brought to the national level by Panamanian-born Manchurian candidate John McCain. Cruz's dad, before obtaining Canadian and later American citizenship, was from Cuba and had backed Fidel Castro. It's not like any of this is a secret.

Notice that Al Gore disappeared for public life before Mitt Romney appeared? We recycled the animatronics. Later we recycled them into Rob Ford in an effort to appeal to the Republican base. And now they're.... well that IS a secret.

[rstrong]

Trumpscript: a programming language based on the rhetorical tactics of Donald Trump

Trumpscript -- a python variant -- only allows numbers over 1,000,000; has no import statements (all declarations must be homegrown); only has integers because floating-point numbers are un-American (America never does anything halfway); only allows popular words and the names of politicians as variable names; limits error messages to direct Trump quotes; and requires that all programs end with "America is great."
[...]
Chris: In what I would consider proper TrumpScript style: 80 percent of the words you write should probably get dropped by the compiler and be completely unnecessary to the program.

[Vrede too]

Trumpscript ... only allows numbers over 1,000,000 ... only has integers because floating-point numbers are un-American (America never does anything halfway) ...

Huuuge Fake!!! No Arabic numerals would be allowed.

[rstrong]

Another endorsement:

NRA's Ted Nugent: "Donald Trump Is As Close To Ted Nugent As You Are Going To Get In Politics"

[billy.pilgrim]

https://newrepublic.com/minutes/128153/ ... racist-dad

Woody Guthrie wrote some moving lyrics about Donald Trump’s racist dad.

The literary scholar Will Kaufman has made a remarkable discovery. In 1950, Guthrie, the legendary folk singer whose balladeering would inspire Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen, signed a lease with Fred Trump, father of the current Republican presidential front-runner. Guthrie lived for two years in a Brooklyn apartment the elder Trump owned, but grew upset at the racist policies that the real estate developer used to exclude blacks from his property.

Writing in Raw Story, Kaufman quotes some song lyrics Guthrie wrote to denounce “old man Trump”:

I suppose


Old Man Trump knows

Just how much

Racial Hate

he stirred up

In the bloodpot of human hearts

When he drawed

That color line

Here at his

Eighteen hundred family project

As Kaufman notes, both Fred Trump and his son would be investigated by the government for allegedly racist leasing practices. Guthrie’s songs, notably “This Land Is Your Land,” are still folk favorites (albeit with their radical lyrics sometimes truncated). And Billy Bragg and Wilco have released albums covering previously unrecorded Guthrie tracks. Given the fact that the “racial hate” stirred up by “Old Man Trump” is still in the news, perhaps these lyrics also deserve a new life.

[Vrede too]

... As others have said, "If Liberty University is a real university, then Pastafarianism is a real religion."

Blasphemer!

Massive invisible 'noodles' detected in our galaxy. What are they?