Can't make this (stuff) up

[neoplacebo]

I used to smoke pot through a catalytic converter and ended up with platinum coated lungs. Now I can smoke pretty much anything.

[billy.pilgrim]

Man dies after being struck by vehicle while attempting to steal catalytic convertor, police say

Careful how you try to get $$$ to buy weed...

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A man died after he was struck by a vehicle while police believe he was attempting to steal a catalytic converter in Sacramento, authorities said Tuesday.

Officers responded to the 8100 block of Timberlake Drive just before 4:45 a.m. Monday for reports of a collision involving a pedestrian, Sacramento police said.

The pedestrian had serious injuries from the crash and he was later pronounced dead at the hospital, police said.

Investigators said they think the man was tampering with the vehicle and trying to steal a catalytic converter before the crash.

The article says he needed the money for a coy fish.

No, it doesn't say that.

But to be fair, it didn't say what he needed the cat con money for.

Whatever, he paid for it with his life.

Sad.

Yeah, it's there at the link. The guy was obsessed with collecting coy fish.

[Vrede too]

Update: The catalytic converter thief needed the money to buy food for feral cats and human-dependent raccoons.

(signature: obsessed butthurt )

Awww. , Useless. So much for "Ignored". You fail again. Plus, Useless, you've been busted too many times for anyone to believe you're not reading my posts, anyhow. It's just your excuse for cowering. Awww.

[neoplacebo]

Update: The catalytic converter thief needed the money to buy food for feral cats and human-dependent raccoons.

(signature: obsessed butthurt )

Awww. , Useless. So much for "Ignored". You fail again. Plus, Useless, you've been busted too many times for anyone to believe you're not reading my posts, anyhow. It's just your excuse for cowering. Awww.

I remember this one time I stuffed an 18" koi into the outflow portion of a catalytic converter before I fired up more than half an ounce of skunk pot. Boy, that was a hell of a day.

[Ulysses]

I remember this one time I stuffed an 18" koi into the outflow portion of a catalytic converter before I fired up more than half an ounce of skunk pot. Boy, that was a hell of a day.

Congratulations, you're almost as deranged as Verdie.

[Vrede too]

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... (Ulysses) has no clue whatsoever on the definition of "ignore" in any context.

[Whack9]

How to make your pizza portable

https://www.reddit.com/r/knowyourshit/c ... urce=share

[Vrede too]

How to make your pizza portable

https://www.reddit.com/r/knowyourshit/c ... _portable/

That must be how Useless gets pizza into festivals, even if it does end up smelling like balls and ass.

[GoCubsGo]

How to make your pizza portable

https://www.reddit.com/r/knowyourshit/c ... urce=share

That is some soggy ass pie.

[Ulysses]

A Traffic Accident On 4/20 Turns Into A Drug Bust, With 500 Pounds Of Weed Strewn Over The Highway

Don't you boyz all go running to Misery all at once. That shit's probably all smoked by now.

A pickup truck carrying 500 pounds of marijuana was caught in a pile-up on the interstate in Missouri on Wednesday, April 20. The pickup slammed into the back of a commercial truck, which had swerved to avoid yet another accident further east along I-70, according to the Missouri State Highway Patrol. Then, another big rig slammed into that pickup and scattered its precious cargo of a quarter-ton of weed all over the highway. Please insert 4/20 Blaze It! joke here.

Look, if even the Missouri State Highway Patrol gets to make 4/20 jokes, then so do we! I will note, however, that the MSHP said no one was badly injured in the crash. But I suspect a few other parties were affected negatively in the aftermath, after troopers seized the weed — what with all the missed deliveries.

The 4/20 mishap resulted in at least two arrests. Two of the three people who were in the truck full of weed were charged with first-degree felonies for drug trafficking, on top of another charge for the driver who was accused of causing the crash. Talk about bad luck! Well, for the folks in the pickup, anyway.

For the troopers, though, it seems like the luckiest drug bust on what’s likely a busy day in the ongoing U.S. War on Drugs. Come on, people, it’s just weed. The most egregious offense here, I think, is that the big rig driver who rear-ended the pickup truck had no insurance. A Peterbilt barreling down the road without liability is just irresponsible!

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[Whack9]

Ugandan cinema: scene from the movie "Who Killed Captain Alex?"

Gonna watch this tonight. Can't wait. Be warned it's super realistic.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglev ... urce=share

[GoCubsGo]

I'm embarrassed for him.

That suit is a crime.

[O Really]

Woman drops her cell into a forest service toilet, tried to get it out and fell in - head first. Rescue crew finally pulled her out and hosed her off. Ewwww!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/woman-resc ... -rcna25769

[GoCubsGo]

Woman drops her cell into a forest service toilet, tried to get it out and fell in - head first. Rescue crew finally pulled her out and hosed her off. Ewwww!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/woman-resc ... -rcna25769

Ummm, did she call 911 for help after getting stuck?

[Ulysses]

Woman drops her cell into a forest service toilet, tried to get it out and fell in - head first. Rescue crew finally pulled her out and hosed her off. Ewwww!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/woman-resc ... -rcna25769

Ummm, did she call 911 for help after getting stuck?

I believe she did call 911. From within the shit well. At least that's what I read.

[Vrede too]

Woman drops her cell into a forest service toilet, tried to get it out and fell in - head first. Rescue crew finally pulled her out and hosed her off. Ewwww!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/woman-resc ... -rcna25769

Ummm, did she call 911 for help after getting stuck?

Once she got the phone. Expect 'Pooper proof' ads within a couple of months.

[Ulysses]

I'm embarrassed for him.

That suit is a crime.

Actually I think that suit looks pretty cool. Kind of an African flavor. I would have let him in.

[billy.pilgrim]

Joe Biden is dead and being played by several actors in masks. Jim Carrey plays Biden a bunch, while James Woods is only occasionally Biden.

[O Really]

Interesting article on unethical experiments over the years here -
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/health/wellne ... b9#image=1

[Vrede too]

Interesting article on unethical experiments over the years here -
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/health/wellne ... ss-AAWBn40

Thanks. People suck.

21. Atomic guinea pigs.
22. Electing Dolt .45 POTUS.