Names like Hunter, Gunner, Cayben, Clay, Bailey, Hailey, Kenzie have always irked me. I have no rational reason for this. No offense to any of you dudes if your name falls in that list. I can't really say much though. A while back I told some girl I met my name. She said I was making it up. I showed her my ID then she responded that my parents must've hated me.
Well, hopefully her name wasn't Wanda or Thelma. Anyway, you made it through that. I never really hated any names except maybe Nixon but I always was puzzled by these high falutin Southern families that had sons named Judge or Major. I mean, come on. What a colossal burden to saddle someone with. Better to name the guy Shithead or Dumbass or something folks can relate to.
My all time favorite receiver - Lawyer Tillman
Well, I guess we can all be glad that trump isn't named after his old man Fred. Fred's middle name is Christ; the wingnuts would no doubt see something prophetic and divinely inspired if our idiot president was F. Christ Trump Jr. I suppose that would make him a Junior Jesus.
