Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

[O Really]

The French would say, “I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

[ratten]

I was scrolling past it when this caught my eye:

Why should you waste your time?

Wise.

than do not do that anymore. and bluff me.

I don't know you well enough to bluff you. Do you think I'm easy?

I have to admit, you sure figured out banni and neoplacebo. It's like you've known them for years.

Say 'Hi' to hairy Harry for me.

than get out ( for no one is dying for such an unwanted stool like you ) just get lost ( blind moron ) who thinks himself very wise.

even the dogs in the street thinks that they are very shout, but what there thinking has value to us ? so whatever makes you feel good. you go on with that. ( blind idiot )

[ratten]

I didn't jump on him; I just **skip**the good work.

get out ( slut ) and do not attract like an whore ( attention seeking whore ) HUT

[ratten]

Young ratten, you best watch your ass and your mouth. You don't know who you're fucking with; I am Shiva, the destroyer of worlds and you're starting to piss me off. **skip**other reader.

you will come to your real senses when you will watch your mental hospital guards which you have escaped ( somehow or other )

and when you will piss at that time i will know with whom im really fucking with is just an psycho ( attention seeking whore )

[ratten]

The French would say, “I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

which or what french ? and why are you telling this to me ? what is your point behind this ?

[billy.pilgrim]

Who is Harry?


lnf Harry died.

[billy.pilgrim]

Yo, why can't I eat onions and garlic!? What else am I supposed to put on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

we don't eat oninion and garlics because they cannot be offered to lord krishna ( and not only killing poor animals is sin but also killing plant is sin. ) The Vaisnava philosophy teaches that we should not even kill plants unnecessarily. In the Bhagavad-gita [9.26] Krishna says: "If someone offers Me with love and devotion a leaf, a flower, a fruit, or a little water, I will accept it." We offer Krishna only the kind of food He demands, and then we eat the remnants. If offering vegetarian food to Krishna were sinful, then it would be Krishna's sin, not ours. But God is apapa-viddha - sinful reactions are not applicable to Him. Eating food first offered to the Lord is also something like a soldier's killing during wartime. In a war, when the commander orders a man to attack, the obedient soldier who kills the enemy will get a medal. But if the same soldier kills someone on his own, he will be punished. Similarly, when we eat only prasadam [the remnants of food offered to Krishna], we do not commit any sin. This is confirmed in the Bhagavad-gita [3.13]: "The devotees of the Lord are released from all kinds of sins because they eat food that is first offered for sacrifice. Others, who prepare food for personal sense enjoyment, verily eat only sin."

I make a killer gumbo and my chess pie is absolutely sinful. Dig in, it's full of all sorts of screaming plants and animals.

Oh, the sound of okra screaming in the morning

[O Really]

I could live without onions, mostly, but life without garlic wouldn't be worth living.

[Vrede too]

than do not do that anymore. and bluff me.

I don't know you well enough to bluff you. Do you think I'm easy?

I have to admit, you sure figured out banni and neoplacebo. It's like you've known them for years.

Say 'Hi' to hairy Harry for me.

than get out

No. Deal with it.

( for no one is dying for such an unwanted stool like you )

Not that I kept them, but I can safely say that I've wanted pretty much every stool I've had.

just get lost

No. Deal with it.

( blind moron )

What have you got against the disabled?

who thinks himself very wise.

"very wise" compared to you is not something that I would ever brag about.

even the dogs in the street thinks that they are very shout,

Gibberish.

but what there thinking has value to us ?

If it guides their actions, from rescue to attack, yes it has value, duh.

so whatever makes you feel good. you go on with that.

I don't need your permission, but at the moment mocking you is making me feel great. Thank you.

( blind idiot )

What have you got against the disabled?

[Vrede too]

slut ... attention seeking whore ... you will watch your mental hospital guards which you have escaped ... psycho

As I said earlier, you've really got my dubmass hominy neoplacebo pegged.

[Vrede too]

... and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit s.ex, no g.ambling, no d.rugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily....

... I have to admit, you sure figured out banni and neoplacebo. It's like you've known them for years.

Say 'Hi' to hairy Harry for me.

Who is Harry?

lnf Harry died.

Back when I was going to Rainbow Family Gatherings the Hare Krishnas would serve excellent food. We called it Harry's Kitchen.

[neoplacebo]

Young ratten, you best watch your ass and your mouth. You don't know who you're fucking with; I am Shiva, the destroyer of worlds and you're starting to piss me off. **skip**other reader.

you will come to your real senses when you will watch your mental hospital guards which you have escaped ( somehow or other )

and when you will piss at that time i will know with whom im really fucking with is just an psycho ( attention seeking whore )

Ahhhh, you not be understanding. I, Shiva, suffer the dark blind of not having the sight to find the attention seeking whore what done took my money and piss my leg which stay warm but just a few while soon it turn cold on me. Do you now find that it can work to wipe your ass with sister's hair? Do not be able to be less than what is required to get over the hump. Soon come the policeman with stick and whack your head side and give you twisted eye so it will be. And I'm not kidding, goddamn it.

[neoplacebo]

slut ... attention seeking whore ... you will watch your mental hospital guards which you have escaped ... psycho

As I said earlier, you've really got my dubmass hominy neoplacebo pegged.

I bet even you did not know that I am, in fact, Shiva, a Hindu god; actually the supreme Hindu god. I don't think I've ever revealed this before.

[GoCubsGo]

What an odd spammer.

spam ? and your mother, sister, wife and daughters are running naked like an whore in this very section and that is not wrong but all problems starts when purpose of human life comes.

indeed fun is amazing here.

What does god need with a starship?

[Whack9]

Yo, why can't I eat onions and garlic!? What else am I supposed to put on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

we don't eat oninion and garlics because they cannot be offered to lord krishna ( and not only killing poor animals is sin but also killing plant is sin. ) The Vaisnava philosophy teaches that we should not even kill plants unnecessarily. In the Bhagavad-gita [9.26] Krishna says: "If someone offers Me with love and devotion a leaf, a flower, a fruit, or a little water, I will accept it." We offer Krishna only the kind of food He demands, and then we eat the remnants. If offering vegetarian food to Krishna were sinful, then it would be Krishna's sin, not ours. But God is apapa-viddha - sinful reactions are not applicable to Him. Eating food first offered to the Lord is also something like a soldier's killing during wartime. In a war, when the commander orders a man to attack, the obedient soldier who kills the enemy will get a medal. But if the same soldier kills someone on his own, he will be punished. Similarly, when we eat only prasadam [the remnants of food offered to Krishna], we do not commit any sin. This is confirmed in the Bhagavad-gita [3.13]: "The devotees of the Lord are released from all kinds of sins because they eat food that is first offered for sacrifice. Others, who prepare food for personal sense enjoyment, verily eat only sin."

Why doesn't Lord Krishna like onions and garlic though? Is it just a personal preference like how I don't like pineapple on my pizza? If I told someone no pineapple on my pizza and someone gave me one anyway, I'd probably be pretty angry and smite them down if I were a god, so I get it and understand.

[GoCubsGo]

Well this is fun, gonna grab the popcorn err, make that prime rib!

[Whack9]

Well this is fun, gonna grab the popcorn err, make that prime rib!

Only rascal whores choke on the meat.

[Vrede too]

Well this is fun, gonna grab the popcorn err, make that prime rib!

It's missing something.



Ah, there we go.

[bannination]

Young ratten, you best watch your ass and your mouth. You don't know who you're fucking with; I am Shiva, the destroyer of worlds and you're starting to piss me off. **skip**other reader.

you will come to your real senses when you will watch your mental hospital guards which you have escaped ( somehow or other )

and when you will piss at that time i will know with whom im really fucking with is just an psycho ( attention seeking whore )

Wait, you're still hanging around??

Hey, isn't it amazing how a religious discussion and SPAM is practically indistinguishable? Tell me, how does that make you feel?

[bannination]

Yo, why can't I eat onions and garlic!? What else am I supposed to put on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

we don't eat oninion and garlics because they cannot be offered to lord krishna ( and not only killing poor animals is sin but also killing plant is sin. ) The Vaisnava philosophy teaches that we should not even kill plants unnecessarily. In the Bhagavad-gita [9.26] Krishna says: "If someone offers Me with love and devotion a leaf, a flower, a fruit, or a little water, I will accept it." We offer Krishna only the kind of food He demands, and then we eat the remnants. If offering vegetarian food to Krishna were sinful, then it would be Krishna's sin, not ours. But God is apapa-viddha - sinful reactions are not applicable to Him. Eating food first offered to the Lord is also something like a soldier's killing during wartime. In a war, when the commander orders a man to attack, the obedient soldier who kills the enemy will get a medal. But if the same soldier kills someone on his own, he will be punished. Similarly, when we eat only prasadam [the remnants of food offered to Krishna], we do not commit any sin. This is confirmed in the Bhagavad-gita [3.13]: "The devotees of the Lord are released from all kinds of sins because they eat food that is first offered for sacrifice. Others, who prepare food for personal sense enjoyment, verily eat only sin."

Why doesn't Lord Krishna like onions and garlic though? Is it just a personal preference like how I don't like pineapple on my pizza? If I told someone no pineapple on my pizza and someone gave me one anyway, I'd probably be pretty angry and smite them down if I were a god, so I get it and understand.

I get that way at work.... if we get pizza ordered and everyone is like PIZZA'S HERE!!!! If I walk in there and all the pepperoni is gone, or not ordered..... I be like REST IN PEPPERONI MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:violence-rambo:

Pizza is definitely a religious thing.