Deer flies, too. And noseeums. Not to mention fire ants and palmetto bugs (really huge roaches). And Rick Scott.Wneglia wrote:Mosquitos are nothing compared to the yellow flies in Florida.JTA wrote:Yo... Why didn't you guys tell me Florida was fuckng hot and had swarms of mosquitos?
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Wtf is that?Vrede too wrote:Armadillo?
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There's Nothing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos
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So, they're the things that aren't yellow stripes.
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So, they're the things that aren't yellow stripes.

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much cleaner animal - well, except for the leprosy thing
We always ground them up and made sausage
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O Really wrote:Deer flies, too. And noseeums. Not to mention fire ants and palmetto bugs (really huge roaches). And Rick Scott.Wneglia wrote:Mosquitos are nothing compared to the yellow flies in Florida.JTA wrote:Yo... Why didn't you guys tell me Florida was fuckng hot and had swarms of mosquitos?
Have you ever stepped on a palmetto bug and had a 3 inch parasite worm crawl out.
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So, lose weight but without exercise, drink wine and don't get pregnant, or hang out with fat, sweaty, beer drinkers and pregnant women with type O blood so the mosquitos go for them instead of you.
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Hanging with the attractant people works best. I rarely get bit unless I'm alone.Vrede too wrote:
So, lose weight but without exercise, drink wine and don't get pregnant, or hang out with fat, sweaty, beer drinkers and pregnant women with type O blood so the mosquitos go for them instead of you.
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When mosquito's bite me i bite them back.
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No point in spraying them - it just makes them stronger.
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O Really wrote:No point in spraying them - it just makes them stronger.
In Alabama people used a smudge pot - 5 to 20 gallon bucket or barrel filled with rags soaked in used motor oil - the lead was free - it would provide a heavy cloud of smoke for a lovely evening on the front porch while causing all thinking mosquitos to run away. Some people would toss in a few pieces of old tires as needed.
Likely responsible for many cancers and lung disease, but at least no one had to swat skiters.
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Well, I guess I'm in store for a fine case of zika since I have O positive blood and have an affinity for beer. However, in my defense, I tend to stay away from pregnant women.
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The "skeeters" are really bad on FL golf courses.
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Camping at the eastern shore of Virginia/Maryland. Nice place not too shabby.
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Kewl. Assateague?
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Too slammed I stayed at a state park in cape Charles. The eastern shore reminds me of soith jersey minus the misery.O Really wrote:Kewl. Assateague?
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No mosquitoes there, I'm sure. 

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Today:
DuPont State Recreational Forest
3.5 miles walking, 3 big waterfalls.
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During your experience at The Gorge, you’ll ride the treetops on over a mile of cable covering 11 zip lines dropping 1100 feet in the breathtaking Green River Gorge, America's steepest and fastest. Additional elements are included in the tour such as a suspension bridge, 3 free fall rappels and a short hike down hill. From departure time our course takes 3-3.5 hours to complete.
DuPont State Recreational Forest
3.5 miles walking, 3 big waterfalls.
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What trails did you take in DuPont?Vrede too wrote: 3.5 miles walking, 3 big waterfalls.
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The High Falls - Triple Falls loop from the Visitor's Center, plus Hooker Falls. I've been much more ambitious there, but it was late after ziplining and lunch at the Co-op.
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