Just for Fun

[Vrede too]

Do they serve Corona beer on Delta flights?

Delta Air Lines really doesn't want to call the delta variant the 'delta variant'



Not sure what the Corona beer folks are doing.

[Vrede too]

[O Really]

I got an e-mail entitled "Auto-receipt - SEX"
I'm thinking, WTF, I don't recall ordering/buying any.

Open email: "Auto-receipt - SEXTON Associates" from whom I had indeed made a purchase.

[GoCubsGo]

I got an e-mail entitled "Auto-receipt - SEX"
I'm thinking, WTF, I don't recall ordering/buying any.

Open email: "Auto-receipt - SEXTON Associates" from whom I had indeed made a purchase.

A gift from Lady O?

[O Really]

"Simpsons" name joke works for real at Henrico County School Board meeting.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/08/31/th ... -so-funny/

[billy.pilgrim]

"Simpsons" name joke works for real at Henrico County School Board meeting.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/08/31/th ... -so-funny/

Wayne Kerr - Ted Lasso would be proud.

[Vrede too]

"Simpsons" name joke works for real at Henrico County School Board meeting.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/08/31/th ... -so-funny/

"Wayne Kerr, Wayne Kerr . . . "

[Vrede too]

Short video, watch first.

Woman learns ‘life-changing’ hack from 4-year-old in Target: ‘OMG I just spit out my drink’

I have not tried it yet.

[Vrede too]

Cops have been called on Texas man’s gory Halloween display, but he keeps adding more

A ghastly Halloween display in Dallas full of fake blood and murder scenes is leaving nothing to the imagination.

And despite cops having been called to the home in past years, Steven Novak keeps adding to the elaborate bloodbath. New to the gruesome gallery this year are a wood chipper blood fountain and 55-gallon drums overflowing with shredded party guests, he told the Dallas Observer.

“All the cops that came out last year were an absolute gas,” Novak said, according to the Observer. “I welcome them to come out and take more selfies.”

(TikTok channel) ...

Boo-tiful.

[Ulysses]

I got an e-mail entitled "Auto-receipt - SEX"
I'm thinking, WTF, I don't recall ordering/buying any.

Open email: "Auto-receipt - SEXTON Associates" from whom I had indeed made a purchase.

Might have been one of those Tik-Tok challenges...

[Vrede too]

Mystery Animal In Tree

Spoiler:

Croissant
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mystery- ... abc4dc27f9

Did you guess correctly?

[neoplacebo]

I guessed a burned and deformed oven mitt.

[Vrede too]

I guessed a burned and deformed oven mitt.

I saw the headline first, so I couldn't guess.

[Vrede too]

I made some cheese ravioli last night. I make the sauce, but buy the frozen raviolis. This was a new brand to me. The directions read:

... 3. While you wait (for the ravioli to cook), thank cheeses for this ravioli....

[neoplacebo]

I made some cheese ravioli last night. I make the sauce, but buy the frozen raviolis. This was a new brand to me. The directions read:

... 3. While you wait (for the ravioli to cook), thank cheeses for this ravioli....

Ah, what a friend we have in cheeses.

[Vrede too]

Ah, what a friend we have in cheeses.

:angel4:


https://www.tiktok.com/@nalopia/video/6 ... _webapp=v1

[Vrede too]

What a glorious week to be alive!

Internet Determines George Jetson Was Likely Conceived This Week in Viral Posts

Yep, we're fantasizing about cartoon sex.

[GoCubsGo]

What a glorious week to be alive!

Internet Determines George Jetson Was Likely Conceived This Week in Viral Posts

Yep, we're fantasizing about cartoon sex.

Why does that make me feel old?

[Vrede too]

Why does that make me feel old?

Do you really want to hear the answer?


Two-Sentence Horror Stories: Bite-sized scares.

Some examples, they're endless:

We all heard the egg crack open.
But by then it was too late to run.

As the tooth fairy I always make sure to leave some cash as a ‘thank you’ for those who give me their teeth.
It’s always a hassle to take them by force.

I don't know why my alarm rang at 2 A.M.
Or why it was labeled - Time to check the closet.

Against all odds, I had acquired a superpower; I could regenerate and heal just like Wolverine and Deadpool!
In restrospect, as my jailer's medical team prepare to harvest my organs for the 1000th time, I should have kept it a secret.

[GoCubsGo]