Where's Rudy?

[GoCubsGo]

So I guess this show has jumped the shark and/or is just desperate for celebs.

[GoCubsGo]

This is him and it's real.

Is poking fun at himself though?

[Vrede too]

This is him and it's real.

Is poking fun at himself though?

Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.

[neoplacebo]

Shit. It must have been pretty bad, funny, and pathetic. Too bad.

[GoCubsGo]

Shit. It must have been pretty bad, funny, and pathetic. Too bad.

Major bummer.

It was all those things!

[GoCubsGo]

Shit. It must have been pretty bad, funny, and pathetic. Too bad.

This is him and it's real.

Is poking fun at himself though?

Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.

Found a copy!

[Vrede too]

This is him and it's real.

Is poking fun at himself though?

Found a copy!

Mocking himself as $199 a pop.
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[neoplacebo]

Still doing a fine impression of a human skeleton. Especially the skull.

[GoCubsGo]

Still doing a fine impression of a human skeleton. Especially the skull.

Everyone needs a pair of those shorts!

What a trendsetter.

[GoCubsGo]

That's a lot of 5th amendment....

[GoCubsGo]

Old boy isn't looking too good.

[neoplacebo]

Hilarious. He's out of control. Too bad nobody had one of those killer pineapples or bananas for this. He probably had to take a cab to get to this and couldn't pay the fare.

[Vrede too]

Old boy isn't looking too good.

I couldn't make out all of the words.

Rudy Giuliani Flips Out On Heckler In Profanity-Laced Parade Tirade
The former New York mayor lost it during the Celebrate Israel Parade in New York.

... It’s not clear what the heckler said, but it caught Giuliani’s attention as he made a beeline to the barricades where onlookers were gathered.

“I reduced crime, you jackass,” Giuliani fired back. “You are a brainwashed asshole.”

“Very classy,” someone ― possibly the initial heckler ― said sarcastically. “Class act.”

“I am a class act,” Giuliani declared. “You’re probably as demented as Biden!”

The “Borat 2” star then stormed off, furiously waving a tiny Israeli flag....

Giuliani, as he does in this video, has often claimed credit for a drop in crime rates in New York during his administration.

However, analysts say the reality is much more complicated: PolitiFact notes the decline in crime rates actually began several years before Giuliani took office. And while the trend continued under his mayorship, it was also part of a nationwide decline in crime and the impact of his policies is debatable....

Opps. Plus, Rudy supported a criminal regime for 4 years and beyond.

Hilarious. He's out of control. Too bad nobody had one of those killer pineapples or bananas for this. He probably had to take a cab to get to this and couldn't pay the fare.

"killer pineapples or bananas"?

It would be fun to show up at a Rudy event with 25 bald guys with hair dye running down their faces and shirttails untucked.

[neoplacebo]

I was referring to trump's phobia of being hit with a banana or tomato or "pineapple" (his word, which to my knowledge no one has ever been hit with one that is running for office) and how he pronounced them "dangerous." On the other hand trump is not afraid of anything about hair.

[GoCubsGo]

"killer pineapples or bananas"?

Trump Warns of Killer ‘Tomatoes, Pineapples, and Bananas’ in Court Docs

[Vrede too]

Trump Warns of Killer ‘Tomatoes, Pineapples, and Bananas’ in Court Docs

... “To stop somebody from throwing pineapples, tomatoes, bananas, stuff like that, yeah,” Trump replied. “It’s dangerous stuff.”

A Trump spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

In the history of protest I'll bet that a pineapple has never been thrown, a banana may never have been thrown, and no one has been injured by any of the three.

I think Trump's porch lights are burned out for good.

He couldn't out run a watermelon and would be scared to death of a grape

The Orange man is afraid of the Red tomato.

[GoCubsGo]

I swear Rudy is morphing into Danny Devito's Penguin.

[billy.pilgrim]

I swear Rudy is morphing into Danny Devito's Penguin.

You gotta admit that he's got some big titties.

[GoCubsGo]

You gotta admit that he's got some big titties.

Needs an industrial size Manssiere.

[billy.pilgrim]

You gotta admit that he's got some big titties.

Needs an industrial size Manssiere.

https://youtu.be/wfONNfAjyrc