The kiddies knows all about this too? I betcha they'd like to hear the juicy (no pun intended) details, say over dinner, maybe? Mrs Homo made me plenty happy, I didn't brag to the world she was a great cocksucker though. I had more respect for her than you do yours.O Really wrote: Ummmm, Mrs O Really brags about her sexual fineness. I just enjoy it. Not my fault if Mrs. Homo doesn't make you happy.
Kewl. Is that before or after the "yo bring me a beer, babe"? And does it have the same effect if you wear a t-shirt instead of a wife-beater? I want to make sure I get everything right to have the best results.JTA wrote:"Ay yo bby u wan sumadisss ah ah?"
That's the line I use, you guys can use it too.
Before you go out though make sure to shove a kielbasa down your swear pants to make yourself more appealing. Take it out of the wrapper first though so that sweet sausage aroma fills the air around you. A manly meat musk. And make sure there are plenty of bacon grease stains on your white fruit of the loom shirt so the ladies know your a man that likes his bacon. This excites them because they know that you like a lady in the kitchen making bacon n babies, right where a lady wants to be.O Really wrote:Kewl. Is that before or after the "yo bring me a beer, babe"? And does it have the same effect if you wear a t-shirt instead of a wife-beater? I want to make sure I get everything right to have the best results.JTA wrote:"Ay yo bby u wan sumadisss ah ah?"
That's the line I use, you guys can use it too.
JTA wrote:Before you go out though make sure to shove a kielbasa down your swear pants to make yourself more appealing....
Sometime Lefty wrote:Wait, you have swear pants?
I meant to address that typo in my post; I forgot about it. Darn it! This picture reminds me of a tale about a jogger who went jogging daily on a trail in the city park wearing baggy silky shorts with a "junk bulge" in front of them, showing himself off to the ladies he passed on the trail. One day he passed out and EMS was called. When they picked him up to place him on the gurney, a large gourd squash fell out of his shorts.Vrede too wrote:
If it attracts what he's out to attract, don't knock it!Vrede too wrote:We try not to reveal personal details about JTA here.
Anytime. Bros before hoes. Respek.Sometime Lefty wrote:Thank you. Being married (or am I?) I miss the nuances of single life. Things were different in the seventies ( and sex didn't kill).
Because i love his first two books, journey to the end of the night and death on the installment plan. I just finished reading journey for the second time after ten years and it really hit home this time, hard. When i first read it as a younger JTA i missed a lot of the truth in it because i was much more idealistic and less nihilistic than now, but after re-reading it a second time ten years later every bit of it made sense, even the nonsensical stuff. He was a dick for being anti semitic, and fuck him for that the POS, but journey is an absolute masterpiece. My favorite book ever written alongside Herman Hesse's Narcissus and Goldmund.Vrede too wrote:Since i know you are none of these things, JTA, why pick as an avatar Louis-Ferdinand Céline, known for "his virulent antisemitism, Holocaust Denial and racism"?
JTA wrote: Journey to the End of the Night
“And where, I ask you, can a man escape to, when he hasn’t enough madness left inside him? The truth is an endless death agony. The truth is death. You have to choose: death or lies. I’ve never been able to kill myself.”
― Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Journey to the End of the Night
“In the whole of your absurd past you discover so much that's absurd, so much deceit and credulity, that it might be a good idea to stop being young this minute, to wait for youth to break away from you and pass you by, to watch it going away, receding in the distance, to see all its vanity, run your hand through the empty space it has left behind, take a last look at it, and then start moving, make sure your youth has really gone, and then calmly, all by yourself, cross to the other side of Time to see what people and things really look like.”
― Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Journey to the End of the Night
“They came from the four corners of the earth, driven by hunger, plague, tumors, and the cold, and stopped here. They couldn’t go any futrther because of the ocean. That’s France, that’s the French people.”
― Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Journey to the End of the Night
*Americans
“Maybe what makes life so terribly fatiguing is nothing other than the enormous effort we make for twenty years, forty years, and more, to be reasonable, to avoid being simply, profoundly ourselves, that is, vile, ghastly, absurd. It’s the nightmare of having to represent the halt subhuman we were fobbed off with as a small-size universal ideal, a superman from morning to night.”
― Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Journey to the End of the Night
Man I'm so excited to hit up the used book store tomorrow. Reading Journey has gotten me back into the groove again.“Most people don't die until the last moment; others start twenty years in advance, sometimes more. Those are the unfortunates.”
― Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Journey to the End of the Night
