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Vrede too wrote:Patients today and tomorrow, I volunteered so those with young kids and travel wishes could be off.
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You'll be back to your old self Saturday. Happy Holidays you old goat; despite the circumstances!
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Another victory for those of faith:

New Zealand Herald: New Zealand 'Pastafarians' approved to officiate marriages

The Church must now nominate an "official marriage celebrant" (who will be known as "His Noodly Honour").

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http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/196205/ ... t-surprise



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Teen Waiter Discovers $20 Tip Is Actually A Bible Pamphlet In Disguise

... He has been waiting tables for about a year, and he told INSIDE EDITION that $20 would have been a phenomenal tip for him to get.

He added that the customer has returned to the restaurant and each time he dines there, he leaves the same disguised bible pamphlet instead of a real tip.
So, an attempt to convert one person disappoints and pisses him off, instead, makes Christians look bad and risks getting his food spit on. Smart.
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Vrede too wrote:
Teen Waiter Discovers $20 Tip Is Actually A Bible Pamphlet In Disguise

... He has been waiting tables for about a year, and he told INSIDE EDITION that $20 would have been a phenomenal tip for him to get.

He added that the customer has returned to the restaurant and each time he dines there, he leaves the same disguised bible pamphlet instead of a real tip.
So, an attempt to convert one person disappoints and pisses him off, instead, makes Christians look bad and risks getting his food spit on. Smart.
Shit, you know what, maybe I ought to just send in bible pamphlets instead of checks when I pay my bills.
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JTA wrote:
Vrede too wrote:
Shit, you know what, maybe I ought to just send in bible pamphlets instead of checks when I pay my bills.
A real asshole. I wonder how his church would take it if those pamphlet 20's started showing up in their offering plates.
This person is an example of Mr. B's "philosophy".
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A prayer:

Dear Jesus,

Please let it snow tonight. Please send us some sleet and freezing rain, and please make the roads impassable. At the very least, please let the power go out at my place of employment. I will be forever grateful and will drink a bottle of wine and some beers in your name tomorrow as I sit in my home, not at work.

Amen.
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JTA wrote:Shit, you know what, maybe I ought to just send in bible pamphlets instead of checks when I pay my bills.
It would be funny to put them in a collection basket.

How hard could it be to make the power go out at your place of employment? :twisted:
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JTA wrote:Shit, you know what, maybe I ought to just send in bible pamphlets instead of checks when I pay my bills.
It would be funny to put them in a collection basket.
Or donate them to the local Republican party. And declare the donations on your taxes.

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Several interesting Americans United for Separation of Church and State articles this month.

Pedophile Mormons, Huckabee whining, real religious discrimination, etc.
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In these times of increasing fanaticism and heated rhetoric,
Americans United needs your support more than ever.


We welcome your tax-deductible one-time gift or monthly gift enrollment (monthly gifts reduce our costs,
meaning that a greater portion of your support goes directly to safeguard religious freedom for all Americans)
Bottom line, gimme, gimme, gimme. We got pricey cars, homes, and extravagant lifestyles to pay for.
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Seth Milner wrote:Bottom line, gimme, gimme, gimme. We got pricey cars, homes, and extravagant lifestyles to pay for.
That's the bottom line for the those trying to remove the separation of church and state. JUST LOOK at the antics in the Evangelical Christian community, many little more than scams to fleece the elderly and gullible.

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Seth Milner's just making whiny excuses for learning and doing nothing, again. One can read the info. and do the actions without giving a cent.
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rstrong wrote:
Seth Milner wrote:Bottom line, gimme, gimme, gimme. We got pricey cars, homes, and extravagant lifestyles to pay for.
That's the bottom line for the those trying to remove the separation of church and state. JUST LOOK at the antics in the Evangelical Christian community, many little more than scams to fleece the elderly and gullible.
I see nothing but a pissing contest.
Vrede too wrote:Seth Milner's just making whiny excuses for learning and doing nothing, again.
To use one of your famous lines: "you're projecting again"®. Learning and doing nothing? It's the religious, the atheists, and the liberal's pissing contest, not mine.
One can read the info. and do the actions without giving a cent.
But that's not the preferred method. It's still gimme, gimme, gimme regardless who's agenda it is. Religion and hate for religion is older than time; your dollars, or mine won't make a bit of difference. We'll all go to our graves and the pissing will still be going on. Go ahead, send in your money, somebody's girlfriend needs a new diamond.
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I am unable to believe in a God susceptible to prayer. I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

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A Deal With The Devil?: Phoenix City Council Adopts New Policy To Block Satanic Invocation

The Phoenix City Council voted yesterday to replace its invocation practice with a moment of silence – but members didn’t exactly do it for noble reasons.

“Tonight the Phoenix City Council approved amending the practice related to invocations,” Julie Watters, a city spokeswoman, explained in a statement. “Effective immediately, and from this point forward, the new practice for the invocation will be a moment of silent prayer. The invocation is considered a city practice and the Council has the authority to change a city practice. At the next formal Phoenix City Council meeting on Wednesday, February 17, a moment of silent prayer will begin the meeting.”

The 5-4 vote appears to have been a response to a request from the Satanic Temple. A local representative of that group had applied to deliver an invocation at one of the council’s public meetings. That didn’t go over well with some councilors and with certain members of the public. At a heated public meeting, several citizens opposed the Satanic Temple’s presence, and some cited the Bible to justify their position.

“There are worse things to fear than a lawsuit. There is a Satan who wants to destroy us,” said a local man.

Local television stations KPHO and KTVK reported that the city’s attorneys warned councilors that banning a specific viewpoint opened the door to a legal case they’d likely lose. As per Greece v. Galloway, government bodies that open with invocations may be required to allow representatives from all faiths and none deliver the messages.

But according to city attorney Brad Holm, Phoenix may not have avoided a lawsuit after all. The Satanic Temple’s representative had already been scheduled to deliver her invocation. Since councilors adopted their new policy to block her invocation, she may have a case.

“The Council could change the schedule of speakers in prayer…in the future,” Holm said. “What we couldn’t do is apply it retroactively, in this case, to a person who already booked the prayer for Feb. 17 back in December.”

The Satanic Temple member, Michelle Shortt, has already indicated she’ll sue. “Our goal is to promote religious liberty within our state by demonstrating that all faiths are respected by the government of Arizona,” she wrote on her public Facebook page.

And Holm is correct: Shortt very likely has a point. It’s constitutional for city councils to choose to implement a moment of silence as an alternative to invocations. From a certain legal perspective, it’s actually preferable that they do so. But Phoenix may have wandered into unsteady legal ground when it acted to block Shortt specifically from its invocation practice.

It doesn’t matter, legally, if Phoenix residents and some city council members are offended by Shortt’s membership in the Satanic Temple. The First Amendment applies to all faiths and none, and if public officials wish to welcome God into their meetings they must also welcome the devil.

The wisest course of action would be for the city council to allow Shortt to deliver her invocation as scheduled, then shift to its new practice. It remains unclear if they intend to do so.
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Meanwhile here in Winnipeg, a drunk driver going twice the speed limit hit a cyclist, badly injuring him. The defense: The crash was "God's will."

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rstrong wrote:Meanwhile here in Winnipeg, a drunk driver going twice the speed limit hit a cyclist, badly injuring him. The defense: The crash was "God's will."
Maybe that guy was a serial killer, or maybe he would have grown to become Canada's Hitler.
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. . . or the father of the next Justin Bieber.

God created fermentation.
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Vrede too wrote:. . . or the father of the next Justin Bieber.

God created fermentation.
You know, I've always hated the phrase "The Lord works in mysterious ways." or, "everything happens for a reason."

What's really worse?

A God that allows things like the holocaust to happen, or a chaotic universe completely indifferent to humanity, where there's no inherent truth?

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness." - Concentration camp prisoner.
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