JTA wrote:When the next big flood happens, the only state to survive will be Kentucky because they already have an ark ready to roll.
A cement building with a model of an ark wrapped around it.
In a flood it might maintain enough buoyancy to rip free of the cement floor that makes up its bottom deck and holds the ribs of the ship in place. Before promptly sinking and falling apart.
Perhaps the "dinosaurs" can be used as flotation devices.
JTA wrote:When the next big flood happens, the only state to survive will be Kentucky because they already have an ark ready to roll.
A cement building with a model of an ark wrapped around it.
In a flood it might maintain enough buoyancy to rip free of the cement floor that makes up its bottom deck and holds the ribs of the ship in place. Before promptly sinking and falling apart.
Perhaps the "dinosaurs" can be used as flotation devices.
False.
Did you not learn about miracles in your physics class?
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
Did you not learn about miracles in your physics class?
Maybe they intend it to be an underwater base, riding out the storm from below. This could explain the cement floor and pillars and building holding it down.
This way once the waters drop, it wouldn't be left sitting in Muslim territory like the last one.
Did you not learn about miracles in your physics class?
Maybe they intend it to be an underwater base, riding out the storm from below. This could explain the cement floor and pillars and building holding it down.
This way once the waters drop, it wouldn't be left sitting in Muslim territory like the last one.
This is absolutely genius. Noah's submarine.
You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
JTA wrote:This is absolutely genius. Noah's submarine.
And it solves the problem of crowds storming the boat when the waters begin to rise.
"So if I make it aboard I'm trapped in a submarine with thousands of animals, including all the big ones, and all their waste? No thanks; I'll just drown. I'm good."
This is where the miracle comes in: Dealing with the smell. And allergies.
Johnny Carson's Carmack character used the "fleas of a thousand camels..." line, also as "...rest in the crotch of he who spoils my life."
Probably not old enough to have been Ark-based, though.
From the original Arabic, maybe ...
لِتُعَشِّشْ بَراغيثُ أَلْفُ جَمَلٍ لِحْيَةَ عَدُوِّكَ
O Really wrote:
From the original Arabic, maybe ...
لِتُعَشِّشْ بَراغيثُ أَلْفُ جَمَلٍ لِحْيَةَ عَدُوِّكَ ----- "For nesting fleas thousand sentences beard enemy"
Ahab the A-rab copyrighted that material about 4 thousand years before Ray Stevens discovered the writings buried under a golden chest in the Great Pyramid. The rest is history.
Li-tu‘ashshish barāghīth alf jamal liḥyat ‘adūwik Not a clue. :-0?>
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
Vrede too wrote:Other species were doomed by Noah not being able to tell the hetero animals from the gay ones.
I think republicans descended from all the inbreeding after the water subsided.
Whereas Democrats already had a handle on inbreeding before the flood; hence the reason for the flood in the first place.
Republicans descended from the survivors; they merged and created Canadians.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
The Anglican Church here just joined the United Church and other denominations in allowing same-sex marriages.
Previously while not performing same-sex marriages, the Anglican Church gave its blessing to them. The Anglican church in some other countries already allow it.
rstrong wrote:The Anglican Church here just joined the United Church and other denominations in allowing same-sex marriages.
Previously while not performing same-sex marriages, the Anglican Church gave its blessing to them. The Anglican church in some other countries already allow it.
. . . and that was the beginnings of inbreeding that bannination mentioned? <snicker>
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
The woman told Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputies she was praying at the time and had her eyes closed, according to the OCSO.
The Fort Walton Beach woman was traveling eastbound on Marcia Drive when she failed to stop at a stop sign, went through an intersection and into the yard of a home on Miramar Drive.
