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Seth Milner wrote:You did notice JTA eluded to "straight guys"? That was a dead give-away.
"eluded (sic) to"? Yet another English fail.
How could I have noticed an allusion that came after my "He didn't say "ladies", nttawwt," post? Yet another Logic fail.
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Vrede too wrote: How could I have noticed an allusion that came after my "He didn't say "ladies", nttawwt," post?
Not my problem; you're the one bitching about it.

Yet another Logic fail.
You're going to have to stop failing Logic, then.
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Why missionaries gotta pull up in a 40k brand new car and park in my yard and start preaching to me?
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Metal promoters make extra money by selling concert attendees' names to them, and that's a good thing, heathen.
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JTA wrote:Why missionaries gotta pull up in a 40k brand new car and park in my yard and start preaching to me?
That's what they do, even if they're driving an old beat up clunker. 40K ain't much when it comes to vehicles these days. I went truck-a-lookin' not long ago . . . geeze Louise! Anywhere from 40 to 80 grand for a half-ton pick-up! I saw an ad for a GMC Denali on TV the other day where they were advertising up to $5000 off the $59,150 sticker . . . damn!

Anyway, back to the missionaries: I don't know; maybe you should of asked them. :lol:
Vrede too wrote:Metal promoters make extra money by selling concert attendees' names to them, and that's a good thing, heathen.
Could be one of them saw you in the ABC store, nttawwt.
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JTA wrote:Why missionaries gotta pull up in a 40k brand new car and park in my yard and start preaching to me?
It's a good time to share the good news about the FSM.

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JTA wrote:I was at the bar the other night and some dude came in just to capture a Pokemon then left.
I saw him too . . . he posted this photo!

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bannination wrote:
JTA wrote:Why missionaries gotta pull up in a 40k brand new car and park in my yard and start preaching to me?
It's a good time to share the good news about the FSM.
I was in a bad mood and temporarily became an edgy teenager, so when she asked what we could do to stop violence in the world I told her getting rid of dogmatic religion would be a start. So edgy :/
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JTA wrote:
bannination wrote:
JTA wrote:Why missionaries gotta pull up in a 40k brand new car and park in my yard and start preaching to me?
It's a good time to share the good news about the FSM.
I was in a bad mood and temporarily became an edgy teenager, so when she asked what we could do to stop violence in the world I told her getting rid of dogmatic religion would be a start. So edgy :/

The jumping jehovas used to stop by to drop off literature and save my soul quite often until about 15 years ago when I told the children to get a real education when they were old enough to get away. The adults stepped in front of the kids and all ran away without even leaving their lighthouse bs.
god must have put some sort of mark on my lamp post, as they now skip my house.


Was it dunald, or one of the others who referenced blood on the lamp posts as a sign from god (to begin 40 years of rape, murder and pilage of the ME.)
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billy.pilgrim wrote:The adults stepped in front of the kids and all ran away without even leaving their lighthouse bs.
No need; you had already done your part.

Waking people up by knocking on their doors on weekend mornings isn't about converting them; it's about getting hostile responses. Which teaches the younger people in their group what a hostile, evil, unwelcoming world it is, should they ever consider leaving the church.

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rstrong wrote: Which teaches the younger people in their group what a hostile, evil, unwelcoming world it is, should they ever consider leaving the church.
Yep; you nailed it. Outside the church IS a hostile, evil, unwelcoming world. To see the truth in that, they can begin by reading this thread.
Of course, this is a milder version of what a hostile, evil, unwelcoming world really is.
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Seth Milner wrote:Outside the church IS a hostile, evil, unwelcoming world.
Says the most proudly homophobic, racist, xenophobic, delusional, hostile person around. Which sums up that argument perfectly.

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rstrong wrote:
Seth Milner wrote:Outside the church IS a hostile, evil, unwelcoming world.
Says the most proudly homophobic, racist, xenophobic, delusional, hostile person around. Which sums up that argument perfectly.
Me hostile . . .? That's a frickin' laugh! :lol:
Now . . . post a quote where I've made a comment with any of those qualities.
You know damn well that what I said above is absolutely true.
The fact you fucked up with your remark that I quoted has you on the defense. Dumb ass. Go eat some more crow.
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Inside many churches IS a hostile, evil, welcoming world.
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Vrede too wrote:Inside many churches IS a hostile, evil, welcoming world.
Yup. The Republican candidates most anxious to declare themselves the protectors or Christianity are inevitably the ones shaking their pom-poms for torture, carpet bombing, homophobia, misogyny, xenophobia and the rest.

Poor deluded little Seth Milner is in denial.

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Vrede too wrote:Inside many churches IS a hostile, evil, welcoming world.
Whyzzat? Because you're in many of them?
Curious: just how many churches have you been in that allowed you to acquire such a vast inside knowledge?
rstrong wrote:Poor deluded little Seth Milner is in denial.
So where are all the quotes, dude?
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rstrong wrote:
billy.pilgrim wrote:The adults stepped in front of the kids and all ran away without even leaving their lighthouse bs.
No need; you had already done your part.

Waking people up by knocking on their doors on weekend mornings isn't about converting them; it's about getting hostile responses. Which teaches the younger people in their group what a hostile, evil, unwelcoming world it is, should they ever consider leaving the church.
Yeah, this is true. Being hostile only reaffirms their position that the outside world is evil and hostile. I need to order some Islamic pamphlets or something to hand them when they try to hand me theirs, and do so with a smile.
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JTA wrote: Yeah, this is true. Being hostile only reaffirms their position that the outside world is evil and hostile. I need to order some Islamic pamphlets or something to hand them when they try to hand me theirs, and do so with a smile.
A friend of mine who's a Baptist told a JW once that he would listen to his spiel if the JW would sit down and afford him equal time. That ended that.
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rstrong wrote:
billy.pilgrim wrote:The adults stepped in front of the kids and all ran away without even leaving their lighthouse bs.
No need; you had already done your part.

Waking people up by knocking on their doors on weekend mornings isn't about converting them; it's about getting hostile responses. Which teaches the younger people in their group what a hostile, evil, unwelcoming world it is, should they ever consider leaving the church.

Now I'm all guilty feeling.
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billy.pilgrim wrote:Now I'm all guilty feeling.
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