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I went on a pokermon pub crawl downtown and didn't catch one Pokemon because it wasnt Pokemon I was after.
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JTA wrote:I went on a pokermon pub crawl downtown and didn't catch one Pokemon because it wasn't Pokemon I was after.
Pokewomon? Pokerwomon?
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Telephone Psychic Miss Cleo Has Died At 53

... died on Tuesday after fighting colon cancer that tragically spread to both her liver and her lungs....
Odd, you'd think she would have seen this coming and gotten a colonoscopy before the cancer spread.
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Also, why are these psychics still in business?
You'd think, what with their massive lottery winnings, they'd be living on their own island somewhere. :shock:
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Seth Milner wrote:Also, why are these psychics still in business?
You'd think, what with their massive lottery winnings, they'd be living on their own island somewhere. :shock:
I've often wondered that about stock brokers. If they know so much why aren't they just getting richer investing their own money instead of working for somebody else?

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Not too many old rich prophets, either. Most were poor when they got killed.
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Telephone Psychic Miss Cleo Has Died At 53

... died on Tuesday after fighting colon cancer that tragically spread to both her liver and her lungs....
Odd, you'd think she would have seen this coming and gotten a colonoscopy before the cancer spread.
I'm going to fly my non-existent flag at half mast. Miss Cleo filled an important void in my life when I was a youngin', entertaining me with her supernatural powers as I waited for the late night scrambled porn to come on channel 99.

Bye Miss Cleo :(
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That, is hilarious. A conversation like that usually takes drugs . . . oh wait.

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A follow-up for what the Religious Right calls a Satanic ritual:

BBC: Ice Bucket Challenge funds gene discovery in ALS (MND) research
Scientists have identified a new gene contributing to the disease, NEK1.

The Ice Bucket Challenge has raised $115m (£87.7m) from people pouring cold water over themselves and posting the video on social media.

It was criticised as a stunt, but has funded six research projects.

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Telephone Psychic Miss Cleo Has Died At 53

... died on Tuesday after fighting colon cancer that tragically spread to both her liver and her lungs....
Odd, you'd think she would have seen this coming and gotten a colonoscopy before the cancer spread.
I figure Miss Cleo knew Trump will win and that he intended to appoint her to the Supreme Court next January. She was a principled lady and could not bear to endure such a fate, so she neglected her own health as a statement of ethical purity.

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Genetics is Satanic, rstrong.
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Lol @ Harambe.
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JTA wrote:Lol @ Harambe.
Harambe: a gorilla shot and killed by staff at the Cincinnati Zoo after a child climbed into his enclosure

Damn. I didn't even think of that . . . I was thinking of King Kong.
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Guys... I have friends into the whole new age fad. I can't tell if they really believe this or not. This has got to be the most ridiculous video I've seen them share to date. I still can't tell if the dude who made this video is serious, or he's doing it to laugh at the people who take it seriously:

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I thought it was common knowledge that Devil's Tower was once a gigantic tree that was illegally cut down and taken by aliens . . . Image
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New Age hippies have simply swapped Christianity for another dogma. They'll blindly accept anything that goes against the grain as "truth" that others are too blind to see. If you refute their "truth", they'll label you a sheep caught up in the machine with the rest of humanity who fails to see their "truth". If you refute what they believe with credible sources, they'll explain it can't be trusted because of the government or some shadow organization that's out to trick us into continuing with the status quo. Only their make truth will set us free.

Did you guys know that AIDs, cancer, and diabetes have all been cured? Yeah, I shit you not. All you need to do is eat natural foods. This guy, whom the government just offed because they don't want us knowing his truth, had figured out how to cure nearly all disease through his extensive research:

Dr. Sebi:

https://drsebiscellfood.com/
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